LegalizeAnythingMuppets' movie spoof of "The Great Mouse Detective" (1986).
- Basil - Mickey Mouse (Mickey Mouse Works)
- Dr. Dawson - Goofy (Goof Troop)
- Olivia - Minnie Mouse (Mickey Mouse Works)
- Hiram Flaversham - Geppetto (Pinocchio)
- Toby - Pluto (Mickey Mouse Works)
- Mrs. Judson - Scullery Maid (The Sword in the Stone)
- Ratigan - Jafar (Aladdin)
- Fidget - Creeper (The Black Cauldron)
- Ratigan's gang - The Pirates (Peter Pan), the Weasels (The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad) and the Bandar-log Monkeys (The Jungle Book)
- Bartholomew - Gideon (Pinocchio)
- Felicia - Lucifer (Cinderella)
- Barmaid - Madame Medusa (The Rescuers)
- Juggling Octopus - Fozzie Bear (The Muppets)
- Frog and Salamander on Bike - Ernie and Bert (Sesame Street)
- Miss Kitty - Daisy Duck (Mickey Mouse Works)
- Miss Kitty's Sisters - Georgette (Oliver and Company) and Ursula (The Little Mermaid)
- Queen Moustoria - Madame Adelaide Bonfamille (The Aristocats)
- Mickey Mouse/Basil: Don't worry, old fellow. Uh, it's not entirely hopless. Goofy, we'll get her back.
- Goofy/Dawson: And so we will. Do-Do you think there's a chance, Mick?
- Mickey Mouse/Basil: There's always a chance, Doctor, as long as one can think.