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The Great Milk Thief

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Characters

  • Marshal M (DLTK)
  • Number Buddy 4 (DLTK)
  • Gus Green (DLTK)
  • Horse (DLTK)
  • Cow (DLTK)
  • Donkey (DLTK)
  • Lamb (DLTK)
  • Buster the Horse (Sesame Street)
  • Mr. Rogers (Mr. Rogers' Neighbourhood)
  • Mr. Salt (Blue's Clues)
  • Mrs. Pepper (Blue's Clues)
  • Paprika (Blue's Clues)
  • Mr. Grumpy (Mr. Men)
  • Pappy (Rolie Polie Olie)
  • Cindy (Jimmy Neutron)
  • Jimmy (Jimmy Neutron)
  • Bill and Ben (Bill and Ben)
  • Rex (Toy Story)
  • Warrior (TUGS)
  • Homer (The Simpsons)
  • Mr. Funny (Mr. Men)
  • and more

Transcript

  • (We begin with a camera panning around the wild wild west.)
  • Pappy: (offscreen) A long time ago, back when the west was wild, there was a town that had a terrible problem.
  • (Cut to Mr. Rogers jamming on Ferb's keyboard from Flop Starz. The rest of the gang is unhappy.)
  • Mr. Rogers: Nobody knows the problem we have.......
  • Gus Green: Hoo doggy! Do we have a problem!
  • Homer: D'OH! What a problem we have!
  • Yakko: Some problem we got, huh?
  • (Fred Flintstone shows up)
  • Fred Flintstone: Hey, everyone! What's this problem?
  • All: You don't know about the problem?!?!
  • Mr. Potato Head: Do you think we should say?
  • Candace: I don't know. He might not be able to handle it.
  • Fred Flintstone: Come on! I'll tolerate it!
  • Marshall M: All right. Follow me.
  • (Cut to a poster of Mr. Grumpy in his normal attire.)
  • Marshall M: See this here poster? This is "The Great Milk Thief!"
  • Fred Flintstone: Wha? Who's he?
  • Mr. Krabs: He's our old chum who's been plunderin' milk from all the markets 'round our ships!
  • Fred Flintstone: Stealing all the milk?!
  • Mr. Nosey: Well, people come in here to order a glass of milk to go with their cookies, and I have no more milk to give them!
  • Bob the Builder: He stole the milk from my breakfast!
  • Sir Topham Hatt: He stole the milk in my pantry!
  • Buzz Lightyear: He even stole my orbiting milk from the Milky Way!
  • Horrid Henry: See him? (Mr. Grumpy walks in) He looks just like the Great Milk Thief!
  • Magic School Bus: (frightened beeps)
  • Marshall M: He sure does look like it, but we better check him out from up close.
  • Barney Gumble: (burps)
  • Marshall M: Just go up to the poster and check out one thing at a time. Go check out his eyes.
  • Barney Gumble: Now let's see. The guy in the poster has small black beady eyes. And the guy standing here, he has small black beady eyes.
  • Thomas the Tank Engine: IT'S HIM! IT'S HIM! HE'S GOT THE SAME EYES!
  • Crazy Bus, Mater, The Lorax, Casey Jr., Mr. Fussy and Mr. Rogers: (screams)
  • Marshall M: Oh, no! Arthur Timothy Read just said the milk thief rode again!
  • Arthur: RIGHT! SOME THIEF JUST STOLE MR SALT AND MRS. PEPPER'S NEW BABY BOTTLE FOR PAPRIKA, SO THEY HAVE A NEW BOTTLE!
  • Marshall M: Sounds like him, Barney, but we need to be sure. Go check out his skin.
  • Barney Gumble: The guy in the poster has light blue skin and the guy standing here, he has light blue skin!
  • Theodore Tugboat: It's him! He's just like the picture!
  • Yoda: The Great Milk Thief he is! Him arrest!
  • Mr. Muddle: Sheriff arrest I'd if him were I the.
  • Mr. Topsy Turvy: Hat his out check go.
  • Homsar: I'm a final locomotive!
  • Barney Gumble: He's got the same big green top hat!
  • Wakko: It is him! He's just like in the poster!
  • Marshall M: Go check out one final thing; his nose.
  • Barney Gumble: Well, they both have a big purple nose.
  • Strong Mad: IT'S HIM! IT'S HIM! HE'S EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE POSTER! SAME NOSE, SAME HAT, SAME EYES, SAME SKIN, SAME ALL!
  • Marshall M: We checked you out, son, and we think you are the Great Milk Thief! You have the same skin, the same eyes, the same hat, and the same nose!
  • Mr. Grumpy: Yes, but - I don't have the same spectacles!
  • Yakko: Spectacles? You don't have spectacles!
  • Mr. Grumpy: No - (draws on spectacles onto the poster) but HE does!
  • Marshall M: Sorry we mixed you up.
  • Mr. Grumpy: No hard (tips his hat, milk falls out) feelings!
  • All except Mr. Grumpy: THE GREAT MILK THIEF!
  • Pappy: And so, there was another town thar had a terrible problem.
  • Me: The end.

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