The Happiness Hotel
A place to park your carcasses: the Happiness HotelAdded by AlealAdded by WarrickInterior viewAdded by WarrickMuppet*Vision 3D store recreation.Added by ScarecroeThe Happiness Hotel is a dilapidated residential hotel in London, as seen in The Great Muppet Caper. Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear, and Gonzo are directed there when seeking free lodgings in London.
The hotel is run by Pops, who does ask about payment methods, but offers option c: "Sneak out in the middle of the night... Very popular choice." Residents of the hotel, introduced during the "Happiness Hotel" number, explicitly describing the place's flaws and merits, include Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem (who live there between gigs, and have now stayed for five years), Scooter, Beauregard, Rowlf the Dog, Lew Zealand, Gaffer, chickens, Sam the Eagle, and Crazy Harry, amongst others. Staff, apart from Pops, seems to be limited to Rizzo the Rat and other rat bellhops, and The Swedish Chef (despite a song lyric claiming the kitchen no longer exists).
The exterior sign is faded and the paint is chipping, though a Union Jack still proudly waves outside. A double-decker omnibus, adorned with a Happiness Hotel sign as well as a life preserver, sits out front. The interiors are hardly an improvement, sporting many laundry lines, cobwebs, antique bric-a-brac, chairs with broken springs, broken lamps and peeling wallpaper. The bathroom is communal. Kermit, FozzieUndertaker Walleye Pike Mr. Bitte Black Dog Angel Marie Beggar Begoony Calico Winny Real Old Tom Penguins Wolf Clueless Morgan Dead Tom Dodo Headless Bill Blue Frackle Green Frackle Snake Frackle 'Cigar Box Frackle Old Joe Wander McMooch Blind Pew Brool the Minstrel A green-furred A green long-beaked Frackle A dark green hunchbacked Frackle A light purple Frackle Annie Sue Pig, Gaffer, Rats, Chickens, Snuffleupagus Cookie Monster Oscar the Grouch Telly Monster Lubbock Lou, Gramps, Bubba, Lou,Zeke, Pops, Dr. Teeth, Floyd Pepper, Animal, Janice,Lips, Zoot, Beauregard, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker, Lew Zealand, The Swedish Chef, Rowlf the Dog, Scooter, Rizzo the Rat, Sam the Eagle, Louis Kazagger, the Newsman Lyle the Dog Murray the Minstrel Elderly Frackle Spotted Dick Sweetums Baby Bear Count von Count Zoe Gray Frackle Jacques Roach Mad Monty Mudwell the Mudbunny Old Tom One-Eyed Jack Polly Lobster Blue Frackle Screaming Thing Lothar Green Farkle Elmo Big Bird Ernie Bert Herry Monster Guy Smiley Groverand Gonzo's room Add a photo to this galleryThe room assigned to Kermit and friends is, like the rest of the hotel, a somewhat dismal space, dominated by the Murphy bed, which is not scaled down and thus large enough for almost the entire cast to sit on when discussing how to foil Nicky Holiday's plans. The bed's singular characteristic, becoming a running gag, is its tendency to snap back into the wall at the most inopportune times. Almost immediately afterwards, the light bulb from the hanging lamp falls from its moorings and shatters on the floor.
Pops, Dr. Teeth, Floyd Pepper, Animal, Janice,Lips, Zoot, Beauregard, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker, Lew Zealand, The Swedish Chef, Rowlf the Dog, Scooter, Rizzo the Rat, Sam the Eagle, Lubbock Lou, Gramps, Bubba, Lou,Zeke, Slim Wilson, Crazy Harry, Annie Sue Pig, Gaffer, Rats, Chickens, Louis Kazagger, the Newsman Old JoeWander McMoochLyle the Dog Murray the MinstrelBlind Pew Brool the MinstrelElderly FrackleSpotted DickSweetums (Briefly) UndertakerWalleye PikeMr. BitteBlack DogAngel MarieBeggarBegoonyCalico Clueless MorganDead TomDodoHeadless BillGray FrackleJacques RoachMad MontyMudwell the MudbunnyOld TomOne-Eyed JackPolly LobsterWinnyReal Old TomPenguins Wolf Blue Frackle Green Frackle Snake Frackle 'Cigar Box Frackle A green-furred A green long-beaked Frackle A dark green hunchbacked Frackle A light purple Frackle A pink Frackle Scabby Frackle Mo Frackle Blue Frackle Screaming ThingLotharGreen Frackle ElmoBig BirdSnuffleupagusCookie MonsterOscar the GrouchTelly MonsterBaby BearCount von Count Zoe ErnieBertHerry Monster Guy SmileyGrover