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The Hopperena is a Netflix spoof to the VeggieTales song of the same name. It is an all-girl Disney spoof sung by Mimi Monroe and Bonnibel "Bonnie" Southeast, with Brittney Wong being Archibald Asparagus.

Plot

  • We join the latest dance craze with our redheaded duo Mimi and Bonnie, as they teach us a lesson about hopping, much to Brittney Wong's chagrin.

Cast

  1. Mimi Monroe as Jean Claude Pea (Debi Derryberry)
  2. Bonnibel "Bonnie" Southeast as Philippe Pea (Colleen O'Saughnessey)
  3. Brittney Wong as Archibald Asparagus (Minae Noji)

Transcript and Lyrics

  • (We open this music video with Pooh announcing it)
  • Pooh: And now, it's time for the latest Dance Craze with Mimi and Bonnie, the part of the show where our redheaded duo come out and teach us the latest dance craze.
  • Mimi: 'ello boys and girls! I am Mimi.
  • Bonnie: And I am Bonnie!
  • Mimi: Get ready to learn the latest dance craze sweeping the nation.
  • Bonnie: So Mimi, where do we start?
  • Mimi: After you, Bonnie. After you.
  • Bonnie: (singing) We're a couple of chipper little girls -
  • Mimi: Most of the girls totally agree-e.
  • Bonnie: And when we're feeling really really happy -
  • Together: We do the Hopperena! (end singing)
  • Mimi: You may ask yourself, "What is the Hopperena?"
  • Bonnie: "And how do I do the Hopperena? What am I missing out on? Will people like me if I fail to grasp it? Should I just eat a bon-bon and go back to bed?"
  • Mimi: That's totally normal. Calm down, and we will show you! (singing) You don't need much to do the Hopperena!
  • Bonnie: It won't take too much time-a to explain-a!
  • Mimi: Fuzzy slippers on your feet -
  • Bonnie: Bunny ears upon your brain -
  • Together: Now do the Hopperena!
  • Mimi: Okay! Now that we've got on bunny slippers and ears, what we're going to do is take a hop to the left!
  • (They hop to the left)
  • Bonnie: Left!
  • Mimi: Beautiful! Now take a hop to the right!
  • (They hop to the right)
  • Bonnie: Right!
  • Mimi: Tres bien! You've got it! Hop to the left -
  • Bonnie: We do the Hopperena!
  • Mimi: Then hop to the right -
  • Bonnie: I love the Hopperena!
  • Susie: Back to the left -
  • Bonnie: And do it once again-a -
  • Together: Oh, hopperena!
  • Mimi: That's it!
  • Bonnie: Amazing!
  • Mimi: You have mastered the dance so quickly!
  • Bonnie: Let's keep going!
  • Mimi: Hop to the left -
  • (Brittney looks through the door confusedly)
  • Malinda: (offscreen) We do the Caterena!
  • Mimi: Then hop to the right -
  • Brittney: Hold it!
  • Mimi: Hop!
  • Bonnie: Hop!
  • Brittney: Stop the music! What are you doing?!
  • (The girls continue to bounce up and down, saying "hop" quietly)
  • Brittney: Hop to the left, hop to the right, hop to the left, hop to the right again - This isn't a dance, it's hopscotch!
  • Mimi: That's Hopperena!
  • (Bonnie nods proudly)
  • Brittney: The dance has to be more involved! You need more steps, more room for interpretation!
  • (The girls look at Brittney blankly)
  • Bonnie: We have... bunny ears!
  • Mimi: You think it's so easy? Let's see you do it!
  • Bonnie: Alright, then!
  • (Music resumes playing and Brittney hops to the left and to the right. Mimi takes off her bunny ears.)
  • Mimi: No, no, no, no, no! You need the ears and feet.
  • (Bonnie puts her slippers on Brittney as Mimi puts her ears on Brittney's head)
  • (Music resumes)
  • Mimi: (singing) Brittney is a serious girl!
  • Bonnie: I believe you'd probably agree with us!
  • Mimi: The best way to not be a sourpuss -
  • Together: Do the Hopperena!
  • Mimi: Hop to the left!
  • Bonnie: She does the Hopperena!
  • Mimi: She hops to the right!
  • Bonnie: Try not-a to complain-a!
  • Mimi: Back to the left -
  • Bonnie: And do it once again-a!
  • Together: Hey, Hopperena!
  • Brittney: This is actually quite fun! Let's see... I hop to the left -
  • Mimi: Hoppy Hopperena!
  • Brittney: Then -
  • Bonnie: Hop to the right!
  • Brittney: I love the Hopperena!
  • Mimi: Back to the left!
  • Brittney: I'll do it once again-a! Hey Hopperena! (laughs) Oh, ha ha, haha! This is quite fun! Ha, ha, ha, haha! La, ha, ha, haha!
  • Mimi: Ahm, can I have my ears back?
  • Brittney: Ha, ha, ha, haha!
  • (Brittney climbs onto exercise ball, continuing to hum while the music plays. The girls look on.)
  • Bonnie: Okay, that's enough, thank you!
  • Brittney: (continues to laugh while the other exercise ball is knocked down and he bounces into the waltzing diagram) This is very pleasant!
  • Pooh: (Brittney's laughter and bouncing continues in the background) This has been The Latest Dance Craze with Mimi and Bonnie. Tune in next time to hear Mimi say -
  • Mimi: I am embarassed for you!

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