(A view of the jungle is seen in the beginning of the trailer with Maui singing)

Tagline: The jungle will be jumpin' soon.

Narrator: It's been a long time in coming, but now after 4 years, the announcement can be made. AnimatedFan195's most entertaining triumph in the art of animation is here.

(Ralph is seen walking and singing)

Wreck-It Ralph (singing): "Dooby-dooby-doobity-doo. Well, it's a doobity-doo. Yes, it's a doobity-doo."

Wreck-It Ralph: Well now. Ha-ha! What have we here?

Narrator: It's AnimatedFan195's "The Human Book".

Wreck-It Ralph (singing): "Look for the bare necessities. The simple bare necessities. Forget about your worries and your strife."

(Oliver sees Marie in the Man-Village)

Narrator: Yes, The Human Book. A new departure of contemporary entertainment.

Wreck-It Ralph: Kid, we got to get to a tree. This calls for some back-scratch.

(Oliver giggles after Ralph goes for a back-scratch)

(Ralph back-scratches the tree and pulls it out to make it a big back-scratch)

Narrator: A voice-trous musical comedy version of Rudyard Kipling's familiar stories of the kitten Oliver, and his encounters of human nature in the jungle. There's the devious Hans,

Hans (singing): "Trust in me, trust in me."

(Oliver gets hypnotized by Hans during "Trust in Me")

Narrator: and the envious Maui, king of the thugs,

Maui (singing): "Oh, ooh-bee-doo!"

Thugs (singing): "Oop-de-wee."

Maui (singing): "I wanna be like you."

Thugs (singing): "Hop-dee-doo-bee-do-bow."

Maui (singing): "I wanna walk like you."

Wasabi (singing): "Cheep."

Maui (singing): "Talk like you."

Wasabi (singing): "Too-o-ooo!"

Narrator: the dawn patrol,

People of Agrabah (singing): "Oh, the aim of our patrol,"

Genie (singing): "is a question rather droll."

Narrator: and the pompous Aladdin.

Aladdin: Tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk. The dusty muzzle. (to Professor Porter) Soldier, that haircut is nothing in your nation. Rather the goodies, sir, don't you think?

(Aladdin gives Porter a short haircut)

Aladdin: There! That's better.

Narrator: then there's the jungle's heroic friends.

Jack Frost, Hiro Hamada, Jim Hawkins and Taran (singing): "We never met an animal we didn't like."

Narrator: and the treacherous Robert Callaghan.

Robert Callaghan: Boo!

(Jack, Hiro, Jim and Taran panic and run away)

Taran: Let's get out of here!

Jack Frost: Run, friend, run!

(Robert attempts to attack Oliver, but Ralph grabs him by the leg)

Wreck-It Ralph: Run, Oliver, run!

Narrator: A kitten in the jungle, and all he has on his side, are three real friends, the kitten's jungle guardians.

Dipper Pines: Oh no!

(Ralph chases Robert)

Pacifica Northwest: Ralph!

Robert Callaghan: Let go!

Wreck-It Ralph: Are you kidding? There's teeth on the other end!

(Ralph gets hit in the neck with a tree branch)

Narrator: Ralph, Dipper and Pacifica, three wonderful characters destined to become comedy immortals.

Dipper Pines: Fire! So that's what that scoundrel's after.

Wreck-It Ralph: Yeah! Well, man, what a beat!

Pacifica Northwest: Will you stop that silly beat business and listen?! This will take brains, not brawn!

Wreck-It Ralph: You better believe it, and I'm loaded with both!

(Maui and the thugs dance while marching, when Ralph (dressed as Joy) comes in to dance)

Joy (singing): "Hey! De-zop-ba-ronie. Hap-da-dee-ba-lat. Dat-dat-dat-non. Hey, a-baby-dat-do."

(Dipper and Pacifica see Ralph (as Joy) in disguise, in fear while Maui sees her)

Joy (singing): "Zaba-doo-doo-day-doo-bop. Doo-boo-doo-day, ze bonz. Za-bop-bop-bobby."

Maui (singing): "Za-bah-do-dee!"

Joy (singing): "Well, a-ree-bah-naza."

Maui (singing): "He-beh-do-beh-doy!"

Joy (singing): "Well, a-lah-bah-zini."

Maui (singing): "Rrrrahr-rrrahr!"

Joy (singing): "Gettin' mad, baby!"

Maui and Joy (singing): "Yoo-hoo-hoo! (Oop-de-wee) I wanna be like you-u-u! (Hop-dee-doo-bee-do-bow) I wanna walk like you! (Cheep) Talk like you! (Cheep) Too-oo-ooo!"

Narrator: In 30 years, there's never been a more entertaining achievement than the art of animation.

Maui and Joy (singing): "Can learn to be, like someone, like you."

Title (again): The Human Book

Maui: One more time!

Wreck-It Ralph (singing): "Yeah! Can learn to be, like someone, like me-e! Cee-dee-do-bop-bop. Bada-doodle. Dot-andot-andot-andot-andot-..."

(Ralph looks down and sees himself losing the disguise)

Wreck-It Ralph: Man.

Tagline: Coming Soon.

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