(A view of the jungle is seen in the beginning of the trailer with Maui singing)
Tagline: The jungle will be jumpin' soon.
Narrator: It's been a long time in coming, but now after 4 years, the announcement can be made. AnimatedFan195's most entertaining triumph in the art of animation is here.
(Ralph is seen walking and singing)
Wreck-It Ralph (singing): "Dooby-dooby-doobity-doo. Well, it's a doobity-doo. Yes, it's a doobity-doo."
Wreck-It Ralph: Well now. Ha-ha! What have we here?
Narrator: It's AnimatedFan195's "The Human Book".
Wreck-It Ralph (singing): "Look for the bare necessities. The simple bare necessities. Forget about your worries and your strife."
(Oliver sees Marie in the Man-Village)
Narrator: Yes, The Human Book. A new departure of contemporary entertainment.
Wreck-It Ralph: Kid, we got to get to a tree. This calls for some back-scratch.
(Oliver giggles after Ralph goes for a back-scratch)
(Ralph back-scratches the tree and pulls it out to make it a big back-scratch)
Narrator: A voice-trous musical comedy version of Rudyard Kipling's familiar stories of the kitten Oliver, and his encounters of human nature in the jungle. There's the devious Hans,
Hans (singing): "Trust in me, trust in me."
(Oliver gets hypnotized by Hans during "Trust in Me")
Narrator: and the envious Maui, king of the thugs,
Maui (singing): "Oh, ooh-bee-doo!"
Thugs (singing): "Oop-de-wee."
Maui (singing): "I wanna be like you."
Thugs (singing): "Hop-dee-doo-bee-do-bow."
Maui (singing): "I wanna walk like you."
Wasabi (singing): "Cheep."
Maui (singing): "Talk like you."
Wasabi (singing): "Too-o-ooo!"
Narrator: the dawn patrol,
People of Agrabah (singing): "Oh, the aim of our patrol,"
Genie (singing): "is a question rather droll."
Narrator: and the pompous Aladdin.
Aladdin: Tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk. The dusty muzzle. (to Professor Porter) Soldier, that haircut is nothing in your nation. Rather the goodies, sir, don't you think?
(Aladdin gives Porter a short haircut)
Aladdin: There! That's better.
Narrator: then there's the jungle's heroic friends.
Jack Frost, Hiro Hamada, Jim Hawkins and Taran (singing): "We never met an animal we didn't like."
Narrator: and the treacherous Robert Callaghan.
Robert Callaghan: Boo!
(Jack, Hiro, Jim and Taran panic and run away)
Taran: Let's get out of here!
Jack Frost: Run, friend, run!
(Robert attempts to attack Oliver, but Ralph grabs him by the leg)
Wreck-It Ralph: Run, Oliver, run!
Narrator: A kitten in the jungle, and all he has on his side, are three real friends, the kitten's jungle guardians.
Dipper Pines: Oh no!
(Ralph chases Robert)
Pacifica Northwest: Ralph!
Robert Callaghan: Let go!
Wreck-It Ralph: Are you kidding? There's teeth on the other end!
(Ralph gets hit in the neck with a tree branch)
Narrator: Ralph, Dipper and Pacifica, three wonderful characters destined to become comedy immortals.
Dipper Pines: Fire! So that's what that scoundrel's after.
Wreck-It Ralph: Yeah! Well, man, what a beat!
Pacifica Northwest: Will you stop that silly beat business and listen?! This will take brains, not brawn!
Wreck-It Ralph: You better believe it, and I'm loaded with both!
(Maui and the thugs dance while marching, when Ralph (dressed as Joy) comes in to dance)
Joy (singing): "Hey! De-zop-ba-ronie. Hap-da-dee-ba-lat. Dat-dat-dat-non. Hey, a-baby-dat-do."
(Dipper and Pacifica see Ralph (as Joy) in disguise, in fear while Maui sees her)
Joy (singing): "Zaba-doo-doo-day-doo-bop. Doo-boo-doo-day, ze bonz. Za-bop-bop-bobby."
Maui (singing): "Za-bah-do-dee!"
Joy (singing): "Well, a-ree-bah-naza."
Maui (singing): "He-beh-do-beh-doy!"
Joy (singing): "Well, a-lah-bah-zini."
Maui (singing): "Rrrrahr-rrrahr!"
Joy (singing): "Gettin' mad, baby!"
Maui and Joy (singing): "Yoo-hoo-hoo! (Oop-de-wee) I wanna be like you-u-u! (Hop-dee-doo-bee-do-bow) I wanna walk like you! (Cheep) Talk like you! (Cheep) Too-oo-ooo!"
Narrator: In 30 years, there's never been a more entertaining achievement than the art of animation.
Maui and Joy (singing): "Can learn to be, like someone, like you."
Title (again): The Human Book
Maui: One more time!
Wreck-It Ralph (singing): "Yeah! Can learn to be, like someone, like me-e! Cee-dee-do-bop-bop. Bada-doodle. Dot-andot-andot-andot-andot-..."
(Ralph looks down and sees himself losing the disguise)
Wreck-It Ralph: Man.
Tagline: Coming Soon.