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Bagheera: Bah, humbug!

Narrator: He was the greediest panther alive.

Kiara: It's Bagheera Scrooge!

Narrator: Until the night, he met someone extraordinary.

(Bagheera looks out the window)

Hiro Hamada: Hello.

(All the humans shout "Yippee!" out with glee)

Title: The Human Christmas Carol

Narrator: The Human Christmas Carol.

GoGo Tomago: I'll drink to Mr. Scrooge, even though he is odious, stingy and badly dressed.

(Saoirse and Vanellope gasp)

Bagheera: Humbug!

(Bagheera throws a Christmas plant on Louie)

Singers: There goes Mr. Humbug. There goes Mr. Grimm.

Olaf: Do you think it's safe for us to be up here?

(Bagheera knocks Dipper and Olaf down to the freezing cold water while opening the window)

Singers: If they gave a prize for being mean, the winner would be him.

Bagheera: Yes, Mr. Cratchit?

Hiro Hamada: If you please, Mr. Scrooge. The book-keeping staff would like to have an extra shovel full of coal for the fire.

Snowgies: Our assets are frozen.

Bagheera: How would the book-keepers like to be suddenly... UNEMPLOYED?!?!?!

Snowgies (singing): Heatwave. Oy! This is my island in the sun.

(Jenny takes Bagheera's hand, Sir Kay and Sir Ector appear as spirits floating in, and Bagheera and Genie fade in to the house where the people are)

Narrator: It's Charles Dickens' classic tale, as only the humans can tell it,

Sir Kay: It's good to be heckling again.

Sir Ector: It's good to be doing anything again.

Narrator: filled with holiday warmth

Olaf: Hey hey hey hey! Light the lamp, not the snowman! Light the lamp, not the snowman!

Narrator: and Christmas spirits.

Sir Kay: Scrooge!

Bagheera: Kay Marley?

(The ghost of Sir Kay's face haunts Bagheera, Dipper and Olaf gasp when they open the door, Bagheera gets chained by Kay and Ector when they haunt him to chains, and Bagheera and The Horned King go into the ripple of the future)

Olaf: Oh, that's scary stuff. Should we be worried about the kids in the audience?

Dipper Pines: Nah, it's alright. This is culture.

(Everyone is having a good time on Christmas Day, while the humans are enjoying Christmas with themselves, and Dipper wiping Olaf that looks like a cloth to wipe off the window)

Narrator: This is the movie to see, to share, to cherish with someone you love.

Olaf: Thank you for making me a part of this.

(Bagheera and the entire gang are having a wonderful Christmas dinner at the end, while Hiro sees a shooting star)

Narrator: AnimatedFan195 Productions presents,

Title (again): The Human Christmas Carol

Narrator: The Human Christmas Carol.

Jamie: God bless us, everyone.

GoGo Tomago: Whatever.

Tagline: Coming Soon This Christmas.

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