(AnimatedFan195 Productions logo)
(The city skyline appears at sunrise)
Hiro Hamada: Good morning, apartment. Ready to start the day. Jumping jacks, hit 'em! 1, 2, 3! I'm so pumped up!
Tagline: Hiro is an ordinary guy
Hiro Hamada: Yes! Overpriced coffee!
Oskar Greason: That's 37 dollars.
Hiro Hamada: Awesome!
("Everything is Awesome" plays)
Tagline: who is about to discover
Hiro Hamada: Oh my gosh, I love this song!
(The humans drive downtown)
Tagline: he's extraordinary.
Hiro Hamada: No! Guys, wait up!
(Hiro trips over something and falls into a hole)
Hiro Hamada: Where am I?
GoGo Tomago: Come with me if you want to not die.
Tagline: From the creator of "Humantopia" and "Big Human Hero 6".
Hiro Hamada: What is happening?
GoGo Tomago: You're the special, and the prophecy states that you're the most important person in the universe. That's you, right?
Hiro Hamada: Uh, yes. That's me.
(Eugene's bat-plane flies into the sky)
Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: Relax, everybody. I'm here.
Hiro Hamada: Eugene? Awesome!
Duke of Weselton: Who are you here to see?
Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: I'm here to see your butt!
(Eugene hits Duke of Weselton with a batarang)
Duke of Weselton: Oh my gosh!
(Eugene tries to hit the button with batarangs, but any of them missed it, and one works while hitting the green button)
Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: First try!
(All the humans including Jack, Star, Pony Head and Elsa appear in the meeting)
Ford Pines: My fellow master-humans.
Dipper Pines: Hello.
Ford Pines: Robert Callaghan plans to end the world as we know it. There is yet one hope the special has arisen.
Hiro Hamada: I know what you're thinking. He's the least qualified person to lead us! And you are right.
(The humans boo at Hiro)
Anger: A house divided against itself would be better than this.
(Anger's chair flies out of the meeting)
Hiro Hamada: Anger!
Tagline: This summer
Hiro Hamada: I'm not the special. I'm just a regular normal guy!
GoGo Tomago: You have the ability to be the special, because I believe in you.
(Hiro screams while falling back and forth)
Tagline: Hiro Hamada,
(Hiro still screams)
Tagline: Robert Callaghan,
Robert Callaghan: Human villains, destroy him!
(McLeach shoots lasers up in the ceiling)
Tagline: GoGo Tomago,
GoGo Tomago: Aloha, loser!
(GoGo shoots lasers at the human villains)
Tagline: Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert,
Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: We're winning! It's bat pun.
McLeach: Take him to the moving chamber!
Hiro Hamada: Isn't there supposed to also be a good cop?
(McLeach switches to Felix)
Fix-It Felix, Jr.: Hi, buddy. Would you like a glass of water?
Hiro Hamada: Yeah, actually.
(Felix switches back to McLeach)
McLeach: Too bad.
(McLeach smashes a glass of water on the floor)
Tagline: and Ford Pines.
Ford Pines: We are entering your mind.
Hiro Hamada: What?!
GoGo Tomago: I don't think he's ever had an original thought.
Hiro Hamada: That's not true.
(Hiro invents the Double-Decker Couch)
Hiro Hamada: Introducing the Double-Decker Couch. So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!
GoGo Tomago: That's literally the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
Ford Pines: Let me handle this. That idea is just the worst.
Title: The Human Movie (The Lego Movie)
Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: To the batmobile!
(McLeach's police car gun shoots Eugene's batmobile)
Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: Dang it.
Elsa: To the invisible jet!
(McLeach's police car gun shoots Elsa's invisible jet, which is an empty space that causes an explosion)
Elsa: Dang it.
Tagline: Coming Soon.