Cast
- Elroy Jetson as Moe Howard
- Orbitty as Larry Fine
- Astro the Dog as Curly Howard
- Zero as Nippy
- Uniblab as Teddy O Hara
- Mr. Spacely as Mac
- George's Mother as Lydia
- Lenny Laser as Mr. Harter
- EmIly Scopes as Mrs. Harter
- Skata-Hara as Sister Mary-Mengle
- Mrs. Spacely as Mother Superior
- George Jetson as Monsignor
- Jane Jetson as Sister Rosemary
- Judy Jetson as Sister Bernice
- Rosie the Robot Maid as Sister Ricarda
- Kenny Countdown as Gang Banger #1
- Irvin Orbit as Gang Banger #2
- Jimmy Orbit as Gang Orbit #3
- Teddy #1 as Officer Armstrong
- Teddy #2 as Officer Mycroft
- Mr. Rocket as Ralph
- Mac the Robot as Moe's Hip Executive
- Henry Orbit as Moe's Audition Staff #1
- Mrs. Meltdown as Moe's Audition Staff #2
- Apollo Blue as The Situation
- Fergie Furbelow as Ronnie
- Mrs. Galaxy as Snooki
- Agnes as Sammie
- Jane's Mother as Jwoww