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  • Lex Luthor: All right, soldier.
  • Brainiac: Our bogey is in range.
  • Darksied: Commence search and destroy.
  • Joker: What?
  • Metallo: Search and rescue.
  • Livewire: I meant search and rescue.
  • Toyman: Come on!
  • Harley Quinn: I can't believe I wasn't invited to that party.
  • Doomsday: Hey! You're a lone wolf.
  • Bizarro: Live alone, die alone.
  • Parasite: Yeah.
  • Joker: Can we please get the dog? Can we please get the dog?
  • Mad Hatter: Can we please get the dog? Boo!
  • Joker: Oh, no! Oh, man!
  • Policeman #1: Hello, Man-Bat.
  • Policeman #2: Hello, Killer Croc.
  • Harley Quinn: Good-bye, Joker.
  • Ramsley: Not so tough now, are you?
  • Kate: Kate's Catering. I'm...
  • Whoops.
  • Mrs. Kwan: Hi, Kate.
  • But what happened to my package?
  • Kate: I think she left that crate down.
  • Mrs. Kwan: I'll go and get it.
  • Kate: Sure.
  • Mrs. Kwan: Come on, children. Let's go.
  • I'll get it! I'll get it!
  • Delightful Children: Goodbye, Kate.
  • Kate: Goodbye, Delightful Children from Down the Lane.
  • Joan: Where's Mrs. Kwan?
  • Ginny: Where is she going?
  • Alan: She's with the Delightful Children from Down the Lane.
  • Where's Kate?
  • Ginny: I don't know, Alan.
  • Joan: Come on, kids. Let's go back to the office. Okay?
  • Ginny and Alan: Okay!
  • Joker: We're dead. We're never gonna get that crate shut.
  • And I'm getting shipped off to Colonel Von Kronk's School for Wayward Boys!
  • Lex Luthor: Why don't we take my car?
  • Silver Banshee: You have a car?
  • Mxyptlk: Yeah, sure.
  • Kryptonite Man: Wow. That is so cool.
  • Zod: That's just with dust cover.
  • Lex Luthor: Here she is, the Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger.
  • Ursa: Or S.L.O.W. For short.
  • Harley Quinn: S.L.O.W.?
  • Mongul: Yeah, SLOW.
  • Non: It's better the last name we had.
  • Lex Luthor: Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter.
  • Maxima: Oh, you mean...
  • Atomic Skull: Ohh!
  • Cyborg-Superman/Hank Henshaw: Quick, to the SLOW.
  • Lex Luthor: Buckle up, Harley Quinn.
  • We're on a mission to get that dog, and we will not rest until we find and destroy it.
  • Brainiac: Rescue it! Rescue it!
  • Darksied: Of course I meant rescue it.
  • Metallo: Whatever.
  • Livewire: Remember, Harley Quinn, there's nothing faster than SLOW.
  • Toyman: That's backwards!
  • Doomsday: It makes no sense.
  • Bizarro: Look at you!
  • Parasite: Argh!
  • Silver Banshee: Okay, here we go.
  • Mxyptlk: G.P.S... check.
  • Kryptonite Man: DVD, CD... check.
  • Zod: Someone from Czechoslovakia is a... Czech.
  • Ursa: Siren!
  • Mongul: What are you... What...
  • Non: Siren?
  • Maxima: Let's go!
  • Atomic Skull: Whoo-whoa-ho-ho!
  • Cyborg-Superman/Hank Hanshaw: Hi there! How are you? Yeah!
  • Ramsley: (singing) I'm sending Joker away
  • Oh! Oh!
  • Oh!
  • Hugo Strange: I can't believe you whizzed on my taco!
  • Wait till Joan gets a load of you!
  • Harley Quinn: There they are!
  • Brainiac: Red light, red light, red light, red light!
  • Red light!
  • Joker: Someone else should drive.
  • Mad Hatter: All right. You win.
  • Joker, you drive.
  • Joker: Are you serious?
  • Ramsley: I don't know.
  • A little voice inside of me is saying, "This is a bad idea,"
  • but I cane barely hear that little voice...
  • because an even louder little voice is screaming, "Let the 12-year old drive!"
  • Now, punch it!
  • Joker: This is awesome!
  • Harley Quinn: I want to drive.
  • Mad Hatter: I think that's a great idea.
  • Joker: Wait! Two people can drive at the same time.
  • Mad Hatter: You're right. We should all drive.
  • Joker: Lex! Where are the brakes?
  • Lex Luthor: I'll get them.
  • I think there's something wrong with your brakes. When's the last time you had them checked?
  • Bad brake!
  • Brainiac: One-way street, one-way street, one-way street, one-way street!
  • Lex Luthor: Hey, Rhode Island license plate. You never see those.
  • Ramsley: Om. Om.
  • Hugo Strange: Air bag. Standard.
  • Brainiac: I think... I wet... my jar.
  • Joker: Can we do that again?
  • Where's Kate?
  • Hey, there he is!
  • Oh, no! He's going into Mom's office!
  • Come on, kids!

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