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  • Kate: Kate's Catering. I'm here to do your party tonight.
  • Mr. Humberfloob: Hi, Kate.
  • Joan: Humberfloob Real Estate. How can we make your dreams come true?
  • Ginny: What do you mean, you're leaving?
  • Joan: You're a babysitter. Babysitters don't leave. they sit.
  • Amy: Baby-leavers leave. I'm sorry. I really gotta go, Miss Walden.
  • Joan: Well, I need to come home right away.
  • Ginny: All right. Thank you, Amy. Sorry.
  • Mr. Humberfloob: Attention, everyone! It's 9:02.
  • Staff meeting! Staff meeting!
  • Look alive, everyone!
  • First I'd like to welcome aboard...
  • our newest member of the Humberfloob family,
  • Jim McFlinnigan!
  • Jim: Mr. Humberfloob, I wanted to thank you...
  • Mr. Humberfloob: Fired.
  • Jim: I beg your pardon?
  • Mr. Humberfloob: Fired.
  • Jim: B-But I...
  • Mr. Humberfloob: Fired!
  • Boy: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
  • Mr. Humberfloob: As you know, tonight is our bimonthly meet and greet party.
  • Tonight's host is... Joan Walden.
  • Ginny: This is where people can meet our real estate agents...
  • in an informal, yet hygienic setting.
  • Joan: Mr. Humberfloob, I have to get home with my kids.
  • Mr. Humberfloob: Ah, yes.
  • Your children.
  • Denise: Joan, let me make this perfectly clear.
  • Mr. Humberfloob: If your house is as messy as last time,
  • you're fired!
  • Alan: That's pretty clear, Mr. Humberfloob.
  • Denise: Don't worry. I promise.
  • Joan: My kids'll be on their best behavior.
  • Ginny: Great.
  • Denise: Humberfloob Real Estate. How can we make your dreams come true?
  • Mr. Humberfloob: Please hold.
  • Narrator: If you leave Humberfloob's and turn left onto Main,
  • three miles down you'll find Lipplapper Lane,
  • a pleasant-enough street in a pleasant-enough way...
  • where a neighbor greeted neighbor with a neighborly "Hey!"
  • Joan: Hey!
  • Jim: Hey!
  • Narrator: Here the hedges were hedged, the weeds were all weeded,
  • and lawns were mowed daily,
  • twice daily if needed.
  • And at the end of this street,
  • in a house like any other,
  • something magical would happen...
  • to a sister and her brother.
  • Joker: Shh! Killer Croc!
  • Scarecrow: Man-Bat! Stealth mode!
  • Joker: Today's to-do list.
  • Harley Quinn: Number 1: Make to-do list.
  • Riddler: Number 2: Practice coloring.
  • Scarecrow: Number 3: Research graduate schools.
  • Poison Ivy: Number 4: Be spontaneous.
  • Penguin: Number 5: Create lasting childhood memories.
  • Two-Face: And Number 6: Amend will.
  • Ra's Al Ghul: Number 7: What is he doing?
  • Max Shreck: Number 10: Make tomorrow's to-do list.
  • Catwoman: Ladies and gentlemen!
  • Mr. Freeze and Bane: Killer Croc, Man-Bat, your attention, please.
  • Clayface: You are about to witness the third most spectacular stunt...
  • Mad Hatter: ever performed under this roof!
  • Joker: Do you know how hard it's getting to tell people that we're related?
  • Harley Quinn: Relax. I'll put everything back.
  • Riddler: And now, for the indoor stair luge!
  • Scarecrow: Indoor stair luge?
  • Poison Ivy: I'll have to add this one to my list.
  • Penguin: Go have no fun somewhere else.
  • Two-Face: It... is... showtime!
  • Bash Street Kids: Whoa! Aah! Yeah!
  • Joan: Oh, my word!
  • Ginny: Killer Croc! Man-Bat, come back!
  • Alan: Hey, Mom. What's up?

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