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  • Joan: Oh! Hi, Mrs. Kwan!
  • Mrs. Kwan: Hi. I'm running late.
  • Joan: Thanks for babysitting on such short notice.
  • Mrs. Kwan: Mmm, yeah.
  • Joan: The king, Mrs. Kwan.
  • Mrs. Kwan: Oh-oh-oh!
  • Joan: I'll be back in a couple of hours.
  • Mrs. Kwan: Hi.
  • Joan: Joker's grounded, so no video games.
  • Harley Quinn? Let's dance.
  • If you want to make cupcakes,
  • I can take you to your friend Ginny's house.
  • Ginny: (singing) Ginny's not my friend anymore.
  • Last time we made cupcakes she wanted to be the head chef.
  • Harley Quinn: I'm the head chef.
  • Joan: What about Denise, then?
  • Harley Quinn: She taught back to me, so I ordered her not to speak to me anymore.
  • Denise: It's a song my grandma taught my mom and my mom taught me.
  • I've gotta go now. See you tomorrow, everybody.
  • Alan: Okay. Bye, Denise.
  • Ginny: See you later.
  • Joan: And you don't like bossy?
  • Ginny: I won't tolerate it.
  • Joan: Right.
  • Well, if you're both staying, remember the rules.
  • Joker: No playing ball in the house, no fighting,
  • no answering the phone, "City morgue."
  • Ginny: Mommy, can't I have some rules?
  • Joan: No chewing tobacco.
  • Harley Quinn: Thanks, Mom. You have my word.
  • Joan: And absolutely no one sets foot in the living room, or else.
  • Joker: Or else what?
  • You're gonna do what Ramsley said and send me to military school?
  • Joan: Maybe if you'd just behave,
  • I wouldn't have to consider military school.
  • I wish I could trust you.
  • Joker: I wish I had a different mom.
  • Joan: Well, sometimes I wish the same thing.
  • Ginny: My mom's here to pick us up!
  • Joan?
  • Alan: We've gotta go. We'll see you later, Mrs. Kwan.
  • Mrs. Kwan: Oh, Okay. So long.
  • Harley Quinn: I'll walk you to the corner and help you cross the street safely.
  • And when you get in the car, What's the first thing you're going to do?
  • Alan: Can The Delightful Children watch TV with Mrs. Kwan?
  • Ginny: After we buckle up our seatbelts! Bye.
  • Mrs. Kwan: So long now. Take care. See you soon.
  • Harley Quinn: Mmm.
  • Joan: Good luck with your meeting.
  • Mr. Kwan: Children, would you like to watch television with me?
  • Delightful Children: We don't have to tell your mother.
  • Taiwanese parlianment.
  • Mrs. Kwan: Yo tell them, Kwi-Chang! No more big government!
  • Rip his heart out!
  • Hit me!

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