Joan: Oh! Hi, Mrs. Kwan!
Mrs. Kwan: Hi. I'm running late.
Joan: Thanks for babysitting on such short notice.
Mrs. Kwan: Mmm, yeah.
Joan: The king, Mrs. Kwan.
Mrs. Kwan: Oh-oh-oh!
Joan: I'll be back in a couple of hours.
Mrs. Kwan: Hi.
Joan: Joker's grounded, so no video games.
Harley Quinn? Let's dance.
If you want to make cupcakes,
I can take you to your friend Ginny's house.
Ginny: (singing) Ginny's not my friend anymore.
Last time we made cupcakes she wanted to be the head chef.
Harley Quinn: I'm the head chef.
Joan: What about Denise, then?
Harley Quinn: She taught back to me, so I ordered her not to speak to me anymore.
Denise: It's a song my grandma taught my mom and my mom taught me.
I've gotta go now. See you tomorrow, everybody.
Alan: Okay. Bye, Denise.
Ginny: See you later.
Joan: And you don't like bossy?
Ginny: I won't tolerate it.
Well, if you're both staying, remember the rules.
Joker: No playing ball in the house, no fighting,
no answering the phone, "City morgue."
Ginny: Mommy, can't I have some rules?
Joan: No chewing tobacco.
Harley Quinn: Thanks, Mom. You have my word.
Joan: And absolutely no one sets foot in the living room, or else.
Joker: Or else what?
You're gonna do what Ramsley said and send me to military school?
Joan: Maybe if you'd just behave,
I wouldn't have to consider military school.
I wish I could trust you.
Joker: I wish I had a different mom.
Joan: Well, sometimes I wish the same thing.
Ginny: My mom's here to pick us up!
Alan: We've gotta go. We'll see you later, Mrs. Kwan.
Mrs. Kwan: Oh, Okay. So long.
Harley Quinn: I'll walk you to the corner and help you cross the street safely.
And when you get in the car, What's the first thing you're going to do?
Alan: Can The Delightful Children watch TV with Mrs. Kwan?
Ginny: After we buckle up our seatbelts! Bye.
Mrs. Kwan: So long now. Take care. See you soon.
Harley Quinn: Mmm.
Joan: Good luck with your meeting.
Mr. Kwan: Children, would you like to watch television with me?
Delightful Children: We don't have to tell your mother.
Mrs. Kwan: Yo tell them, Kwi-Chang! No more big government!
Rip his heart out!
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