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  • Narrator: So they slumped in their chairs,
  • too glum to complain,
  • and to make matters worse, it started to rain.
  • They sat in the house...
  • on that cold, cold, wet day...
  • with no fun to have...
  • and no games to play.
  • They could just stare out the window...
  • or perhaps get a nap in,
  • and hope that something,
  • anything might happen.
  • Animals: Quit bothering the fish.
  • Zod: I know. Quit bothering the fish.
  • Brainiac: Spit hand! Oh, gross!
  • Zod: Get that away from me! Get it away!
  • Narrator: Then something went bump.
  • Harley Quinn: What was that?
  • Narrator: How that bump made them jump.
  • Hugo Strange: I think it came in the closet.
  • Joker?
  • Riddler: Joker.
  • Harley Quinn: Come on, Joker.
  • Joker: You shouldn't scare people.
  • Scarecrow: You should've seen the look on your face.
  • Poison Ivy: It was like you saw a monster...
  • Penguin: A monster? Where?
  • Two-Face: That could've gone better.
  • Harley Quinn: What was that?
  • Joker: I don't know.
  • Ra's Al Ghul: Looked like a humongous cat.
  • Max Shreck: "Humongous"?
  • Catwoman: I prefer the term "big-boned" or "jolly."
  • Mr. Freeze: Now, what are we hiding from?
  • Bane: That was a giant cat.
  • Clayface: But that's impossible, isn't it?
  • Mad Hatter: It's entirely impossible.
  • Joker: You know, I like this hiding place a lot better.
  • Harley Quinn: They'll never find us here.
  • Joker and Harley Quinn: Scream and run.
  • Narrator: And there they go.
  • Harley Quinn: Who are you?
  • Lex Luthor: Who? Me?
  • Why, I'm Lex Luthor.
  • Brainiac: There's no doubt about that.
  • Darksied: I'm a "super-fun-diferous" feline...
  • Metallo: who's here to make sure that you're...
  • Livewire: Meeline?
  • Toyman: Key lime?
  • Doomsday: Turpentine?
  • Bizarro: I got nothin'
  • Parasite: I'm so good with the rhyming.
  • Silver Banshee: Not really, no.
  • Lex Luthor: Look, I'm a cat!
  • Mxyptlk: that can talk.
  • Kryptonite Man: That should be enough for you people!
  • Lex Luthor: I can talk! I'm a cat!
  • Zod: Yes!
  • Harley Quinn: Where did you come from?
  • Ursa: Hmm, how do I put this?
  • Mongul: When a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much,
  • Non: they decide that...
  • Maxima: Oh, no, no, no, no.
  • Joker: Where did you come from?
  • Atomic Skull: My place!
  • Cyborg-Superman/Hank Henshaw: Where did you think?
  • Joker: No, how did you get here?
  • Lex Luthor: I drove!
  • Look, I've been here two whole minutes, and no one has offered me a drink.
  • Harrumph!
  • Harley Quinn: Sorry, Lex Luthor. Would you like milk?
  • Lex Luthor: Milk? Ecch! No!
  • Lactose intolerant. Gums up the works. Oy.
  • You'll thank me later.
  • Wipeout!
  • Hello!
  • Surf's up!
  • Yeah!
  • Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yee-hee-hee!
  • Nice spread you got here.
  • Homina-homina-homina-homina!
  • Who is this?
  • Ohh!
  • Joker: That's my mom.
  • Lex Luthor: Awkward yeah.
  • Yes, this place will do quite nicely, actually. Yeah.
  • Although those drapes are a train wreck.
  • And this is the lumpiest couch I ever sat on.
  • Who is this dreadfully uncomfortable woman?
  • Delightful Children: Get off her. That's our babysitter.
  • Lex Luthor: What the... Babysitter?
  • You don't need one of those, do ya?
  • Let me get this straight.
  • You pay this woman...
  • to sit on babies?
  • That's disgusting!
  • I'd do it for nothing!
  • Hmm!
  • Now, let's see what the old "phunometer" has to say.
  • Harley Quinn: "Phunometer"?
  • Lex Luthor: Yeah. It measures how fun you are.
  • Hi.
  • Huh?
  • Ohh.
  • Ah. Control freak. Yeah.
  • Now you.
  • Hi. How are ya?
  • Whoa!
  • Oh.
  • Joker: Tap it.
  • Lex Luthor: Listen, kid, you can tap it with a hammer,
  • it ain't gonna change.
  • Just as I suspected.
  • You guys are both out of whack.
  • You're a control freak, and you're a rule-breaker.
  • That'll be $700. Who's your insurance carrier?
  • Joker: So, what do we do?
  • Lex Luthor: Well, there are two treatments I'd recommend.
  • One is a series of painful shots injected into your abdomen and kneecap.
  • And the other...
  • involves a musical number!
  • (singing) Me-Me-Me-Meow.
  • Harley Quinn: How many shots?
  • Lex Luthor: "How many shots?" Aren't you precious?
  • Maestro!
  • (singing) I know it is wet.
  • And the sun is not sunny.
  • Brainiac: But we can have lots of good fun that is funny.
  • Darksied: It's fun to have fun,
  • Metallo: But you got to know how.
  • Lex Luthor: Hair ball.
  • Livewire: I know lots of good tricks and I'll...
  • Brainiac: Stop this right now! Huh?
  • Joker: Who said that?
  • Brainiac: Me!
  • Zod: Remember? The fish?
  • Came home in a Baggie, loved me for two weeks, and then nothing!
  • Harley Quinn: The fish is talking!
  • Zod: Well, sure, he can talk.
  • Joker: But is he saying anything? No, not really, No.
  • Brainiac: Hey, Socks, can it!
  • This cat should not be here. He should not be about.
  • He should not be here when your mother is out.
  • Lex Luthor: Come on, kids! You gonna listen to him? He drinks where he pees!
  • Toyman: There was a cat I knew back home where I was bred.
  • Doomsday: He never listened to a single thing his mother said.
  • Bizarro: He never used the litter box,
  • Parasite: He made a mess in the hall.
  • Silver Banshee: That's why they sent him
  • Mxyptlk: to a vet.
  • Zod: To cut off both his ba...
  • Brainiac: ba... ba...
  • Kryptonite Man: Boy, that wasn't fun, fun, fun.
  • Ursa: He never learns you can have fun, fun, fun.
  • Mongul: But less is more!
  • Non: They may ship you off to school
  • Maxima: So rein it in a little.
  • Atomic Skull: We can't spell "fun"
  • Cyborg-Superman/Hank Henshaw: without "U" in the middle.
  • Brainiac: Human, this cat is currently in violation of... 17 of your mother's rules!
  • Joker: City morgue!
  • Brainiac: Eighteen!
  • Lex Luthor: Olé
  • Ooh.
  • Joker: You can juggle work and play,
  • Harley Quinn: But you have to know the way.
  • Scarecrow: You can keep afloat a wish,
  • Poison Ivy: Like the way I do the fish.
  • Clayface: You can be happy fella,
  • Mad Hatter: Someone throw me that umbrella.
  • Riddler: And that rake, that cake,
  • Catwoman: Life's what you make it.
  • Penguin and Two-Face: So have fun, fun, fun.
  • Ra's Al Ghul and Max Shreck: Go insane and have some fun, fun, fun.
  • Mr. Freeze and Bane: Just look at me Fun, fun, fun.
  • No more rain, Look, it' the sun, sun, sun.
  • Hugo Strange: So can't you see I'm happy as a clam I'm fit as a fiddle.
  • Delightful Children: And the dogs may bark about you.
  • Bash Street Kids: And the purebred chaps may doubt you.
  • Animals: Getting motion sickness!
  • Brainiac: Milk? Big mistake.
  • All: But remember this You can't have fun without "U"
  • Brainiac: I can't breathe! Ohh!
  • Whoa!
  • I knew that milk would come back to haunt me. Help! Help!
  • All: "U" in the middle.

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