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  • Joker: Bravo, Lex Luthor.
  • Harley Quinn: Huh?
  • Lex Luthor: These children are smart enough not to fall for your MTV-style flash...
  • at the expense of contest and moral values.
  • Brainiac: That was wicked cool! Do it again!
  • Darksied: I'd love to, but Shamu is right... I really should be going.
  • Metallo: No, I don't go!
  • Livewire: No, I should go!
  • Mrs. Kwan: I should let you and the fish have all your fun conjugating verbs,
  • cleaning your room, doing long division.
  • Toyman: No, you have to stay!
  • Doomsday: All right, I'll stay.
  • Bizarro: Oh, yeah! Yeah!
  • Parasite: But if I'm going to stay, there's something I wanna show you.
  • Silver Banshee: Something magical...
  • and full of wonder.
  • Mxyptlk: It's called a contract.
  • Joker: You want us to sign this?
  • Kryptonite Man: Just a formality, really.
  • Zod: Yeah.
  • Joker: Who are they?
  • Ursa: Magical time-traveling elves.
  • Mongul: Yeah. Magic.
  • Non: Okay, they're my lawers.
  • Maxima: Liability issues, litigious society, frivolous lawsuits.
  • Atomic Skull: You understand.
  • Cyborg-Superman/Hank Henshaw: Basically, this contract guarantess you can have all the fun you want...
  • and nothing bad's gonna happen.
  • Joker: All the fun we want?
  • Lex Luthor: Uh-yeah!
  • Harley Quinn: Nothing bad will happen?
  • Lex Luthor: Uh-no!
  • Joker: Come on, Quinn, for one in your life try something spontaneous.
  • Harley Quinn: It goes against my better instincts, but...
  • fine.
  • Lex Luthor: Beautiful. Initial here.
  • And here. And here.
  • Not here!
  • Turn it over.
  • This is nothing.
  • Scratch this.
  • Smell that! Terrific.
  • Yadee-yadee-yadee.
  • Sign the bottom.
  • You're it! Okay, gimme five!
  • Four.
  • Let's get this party started! Uh-huh!
  • Delightful Children: We like to present our babysitter, Mrs. Kwan.
  • Mrs. Kwan: My crown! I found it.
  • Thank you, children.
  • Delightful Children: You're very welcome, Mrs. Kwan.

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