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  • Lex Luthor: Hey, check out this room!
  • What now?
  • Harley Quinn: Mom says we're not allowed in the living room today, or else.
  • Joker: She's worried we'll mess up the couches by jumpin' on 'em or somethin'.
  • Lex Luthor: And she's right. You can't jump on these.
  • Brainiac: And not like this. They need some adjustment. Yee-haw!
  • Darksied: Let's take a look under the hood.
  • Metallo: Yeah.
  • Livewire: Just doin' my job.
  • Toyman: Sorry. What have we go here?
  • Harley Quinn: Whew.
  • Doomsday: Here we go.
  • Bizarro: It's oversized. That's unusual.
  • Parasite: Here it is.
  • Lex Luthor: Down, Simba! Down, Simba! Get outta here!
  • Spray me, would ya? You...
  • Silver Banshee: Thanks for the help.
  • Mxyptlk: Back in a second. Who's your couch mechanic?
  • Kryptonite Man: You oughta call Mr. Catwrench.
  • Lex Luthor: Oww! My fur! My fur! My fur!
  • Zod: That oughta do it. Whoo!
  • Ursa: Come on, kids.
  • Mongul: I could use a little company.
  • Harley Quinn: What about mom's party?
  • Joker: What about it? We signed the contract.
  • Wha-hoo! Yeah!
  • Non: One cushion left, Harley Quinn.
  • Joker: She'll never do it. She doesn't know how to have fun.
  • Maxima: Fun? Harley Quinn, you're better than fun. Fun is beneath you.
  • Atomic Skull: Remember what your mother told you...
  • No one sets foot in the living room...
  • Cyborg Superman/Hank Henshaw: You know what? Let's just watch some flashbacks.
  • Joan: Absolutely no one sets foot in the living room or else.
  • Mr. Humberfloob: You're fired... fired... fired...
  • fired... fired... fired...
  • Fired... fired... fired... fired...
  • Brainiac: And that's why...
  • Oww!
  • This is where they buried my brother!
  • Joker: Yeah!
  • Yippee! Oh, yeah!
  • Harley Quinn: This is amazing! Like being in the circus!
  • Joker: Yeah, but without those tortured animals...
  • or drunken clowns that have hepatitis.
  • Lex Luthor: See, kids, I told you we could have fun!
  • Joker: The best thing is, no one will ever...
  • know.
  • Ramsley: Judas Priest! I can't believe what I'm seeing!
  • Harley Quinn: Oh, Mr. Quinn, I was just telling Joker to get off the couch.
  • Bad, Joker! Bad!
  • Ramsley: Harley Quinn,
  • baby, angel, princess,
  • I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, okay?
  • Nobody likes a suck-up!
  • Joker: Where's Lex Luthor?
  • Harley Quinn: I don't know.
  • Ohh!
  • Ramsley: Good bread.
  • What are you two lookin' at?
  • Is there a cat in here?
  • I'm gonna... You gonna...
  • I have to...
  • Get out of here.

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