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  • Lex Luthor: See, kids, I told you.
  • Brainiac: Stick with me, it'll all work out.
  • Darksied: Oh, no! Ohh!
  • Metallo: Little-known fact... cats always land on their tushy.
  • Joker: I thought they always landed on their feet.
  • Livewire: Oh, sure, now you tell me.
  • Lex Luthor: Harrumph!
  • Toyman: So, kiddo, what do you want to for fun?
  • Harley Quinn: I wanna make cupcakes!
  • Lex Luthor: Cupcakes? Oh, yeah!
  • Doomsday: To the kitchen!
  • Bizarro: Let's go!
  • Parasite: Yeah!
  • Silver Banshee: Where did we go now?
  • Mxyptlk: Humbefloob Real Estate!
  • Kryptonite Man: Well, he works over there.
  • Zod: Hmm. I don't bother it.
  • Ursa: Hey, What are we going for?
  • Mongul: Hmm. I don't know.
  • Non: Maybe. It's the Humberfloob Real Estate!
  • Maxima: Sure. We don't let you to help.
  • Atomic Skull: But make sure he's away. Okay, gang.
  • Cyborg-Superman/Hank Henshaw: Now we'll go in.
  • Mr. Humberfloob: Hello, my friends.
  • Animals: Hello, Mr. Humberfloob.
  • Mr. Humberfloob: I wanna show you to my kitchen.
  • Announcer: Live from the kitchen,
  • the following is a paid commercial announcement for Astounding Products.
  • Cupcake Maker: Hi! Welcome to Astounding Products.
  • I'm your host, the guy in the sweater who asks all the obvious questions.
  • Now, here to tell us about his astounding product for making cupcakes,
  • all the way from Cheshire, England, please welcome...
  • Lex Luthor: Me! Hello!
  • Now... Hello! I'm so excited!
  • Do you love making cupcakes,
  • but hate all the hard cupcake work?
  • Cupcake Maker: I know I do!
  • Lex Luthor: Well, forget everything you know about making cupcakes...
  • and say hello...
  • to the amazing Kupkake-inator.
  • I'm so excited!
  • Cupcake Maker: Cupcake-a-what?
  • Lex Luthor and Audience: Kupkake-inator!
  • Lex Luthor: Oh, this amazing device can instantly make cupcakes...
  • out of anything that you have in the kitchen.
  • Cupcake Maker: Wait a minute. Did you say "anything"?
  • Lex Luthor: Anything.
  • Cupcake Maker: Anything?
  • Lex Luthor: Yes, anything.
  • Cupcake Maker: Anything?
  • Lex Luthor: Anything.
  • Cupcake Maker: Anything?
  • Lex Luthor: I'll get you, and it'll look like a bloody accident.
  • Anything.
  • Now, take off the lid. You can put in, I don't know, a carton of eggs.
  • Cupcake Maker: What?
  • Lex Luthor: How about a pack of hot dogs?
  • Cupcake Maker: That's incredible!
  • Lex Luthor: Why not some ketchup?
  • Cupcake Maker: Yeah, why not?
  • Lex Luthor: How about... I know what you're thinkin'.
  • Even a fire extinguisher. There we go.
  • Mr. Humberfloob: Hmm?
  • Lex Luthor: Now, close the lid and Bob's your flippin' uncle!
  • Cupcake Maker: What and astounding product!
  • Lex Luthor: Oh, yeah!
  • Open the drawer,
  • Fill the patented Kupkake-inator tray,
  • Close the drawer,
  • Then place it in a conventional oven.
  • Delicious cupcakes are just minutes away.
  • Cupcake Maker: Did you just say "minutes away"?
  • Cupcake Maker and Audience: That's impossible!
  • Lex Luthor: You're not just wrong, you're stupid.
  • Cupcake Maker: Now, wait just a minute...
  • Lex Luthor: And you're ugly, just like your mom.
  • Cupcake Maker: Did you just call my mother ugly?
  • Lex Luthor: Shut up! I mean it! I will end you!
  • Harley Quinn: Um, Lex. Your tail.
  • Lex Luthor: What about it?
  • Oh, I see! I've chopped it off. That's interesting, because...
  • Son of a bi...
  • Look, I'm not saying we're going to Sue's house.
  • I'm just saying we have a case.
  • Brainiac: We'll talk to you later. Ixnay, ixnay.
  • Magical time-traveling elves: Hi.
  • Joker: Lex Luthor, is the oven supposed to be making that sound?
  • Huh?
  • Darksied: Of course. That means they're almost done, Joker.
  • Joker: Joker.
  • Metallo: That's what I said, Joker.
  • Joker: Lex Luthor!
  • Livewire: Now, that's my name!
  • Toyman: Yep!
  • Doomsday: They're done!
  • Joker: Oh, man!
  • Bizarro: There's nothing to worry about.
  • Parasite: I'm sure they still taste fine.
  • Silver Banshee: Yecch! They're horrible!
  • Mxyptlk: Who wants some?
  • Kryptonite Man: Come on, come on!
  • Zod: Oh... my... cod!
  • Ursa: Ohh!
  • Mongul: Aah!
  • Harley Quinn: Lex, you need to clean this mess up pronto.
  • Joker: We have a contract.
  • Non: All right, I'll try.
  • Harley Quinn: You don't try. You do.
  • Maxima: Yes, ma'am. Right away, ma'am.
  • Atomic Skull: I'll be right back.
  • Joker: Whoa!
  • Magical time-traveling elves: Hi. How are ya?
  • Delightful Children: Okay.
  • Cyborg-Superman/Hank Henshaw: Look. I'm a girl.
  • Harley Quinn: Stop! That's...
  • Joker and Harley Quinn: Mom's dress!
  • Lex Luthor: This filthy thing?
  • Harley Quinn: She was gonna wear that tonight, and you ruined it.
  • Lex Luthor: Honey, it was ruined when she bought it.
  • Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
  • Brainiac: I told you all this would happen!
  • But no one listens to a fish!
  • Lex Luthor: Oy.
  • Delightful Children: A dog goes "woof-woof" and everybody knows that little Timmy's trapped under a log.
  • Magical time-traveling elves: But a fish speaks in plain English...
  • Mrs. Kwan: All right, everyone, let's just take a deep breath and calm down.
  • You know who's gonna solve it? Me. I am.
  • I will personally take care of everything.
  • And I know just the guys to do it.

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