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Cast

  • Kion as Big Bird
  • Janja as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics

Kion: You know, Janja. I feel a song coming on.

Janja: That's funny. I feel an itch coming on.

Kion and Janja: Itch and scratch.
We are the perfect match.
Itch and scratch.
The very best of friends.

Janja: (laughing)

Kion: Olé.

Kion and Janja: Itch and scratch.
Just like a mock and lash.
Itch and scratch.
Together till the end.

Kion: (laughing)

Janja: Yeah, there's no escape. (laughing)

Kion: It takes an itch to start the motion.

Janja: It takes a scratch and sometimes lotion. (laughing)

Kion: Lotion?

Janja: Yeah, nice gooey lotion. I love it.

Kion and Janja: Itch and scratch.
We are the perfect match.
Itch and scratch.
The very best of friends.

Kion: Okay, play it, guys!

Janja: Hey, louder and itchier, huh?

Kion: Oh, Janja.

Janja: (laughing)

Kion: Music to itch and scratch by.

Janja: Yeah, yeah, uh, little to the left there, Kion. (laughing) Ah.

Kion: Itch along with us, everybody! (laughing)

Janja: It doesn't matter what the weather.

Kion: An itch and scratch just go together.

Janja: Yeah. Like grouches and frowns. (laughing)

Kion: Come on, Janja. Let's take it on home.

Janja: Okay, okay.

Kion and Janja: Itch and scratch.
We are the perfect match.

Janja: Who would thought it?

Kion and Janja:
Itch and scratch.
The very best of friends.

Janja: One more itch.

Kion and Janja:
Itch and scratch.
The very best of friends.

Kion: The end. (laughing) That was fun.

Janja: Yeah, but next time, I'll itch. You scratch. (laughing)

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