- Lt. Col. Franklin Clay as Stan Marsh
- Aisha al-Fadhil as Tammy Warner
- Cpt. Jake Jensen as Randy Marsh
- Cpt. William Roque as Eric Cartman
- Sgt. Linwood "Pooch" Porteous as Kenny McCormick
- Sgt. Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez as Clyde Donovan
- Max as Jesus Christ
- Wade Travis as Satan
- Vikram as Curly Goth
- Fadhil as Kyle Broflovski
- Jolene as Wendy Testaburger
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