The transcript of The Muppet Movie trailer.
Version #1 (Jim Henson Video 1993)
Narrator: Now Available from Jim Henson Video. Hollywood, The pot of gold at the rainbow's end.
Kermit the Frog: We're all going to Hollywood. You wanna come with us?
Narrator: It's time to grab your pack, stick out your thumb... And hitch your ride for the adventure of your life.
Sweetums: Hey! Wait for me!
Narrator: It's Jim Henson's The Muppet Movie.
Kermit and Fozzie: We're movin' ride along footloose and fancy-free.
Dr. Teeth: You know, I hear this movie is dynamite
Narrator: It's a story of the open road, where hopeful hitchhikers come by the carload.
Fozzie Bear: Want a lift?
Big Bird: No, Thanks. I'm on my way to New York City to try to break into public television.
Fozzie Bear: Oh!
Narrator: There's Fozzie at the wheel.
Fozzie Bear: A bear in his natural habitat, a Studebaker.
Narrator: Kermit guiding the way.
Kermit the Frog: Turn left if you come to a fork in the road.
Fozzie Bear: Fork in the Road.
Kermit the Frog: I don't believe that.
Narrator: And a roadside distraction named Miss Piggy...
Kermit the Frog: Wow!
Narrator: Hogging the spotlight.
Miss Piggy: Here I am. I'm packed!
Narrator: Now it's all aboard...
Kermit the Frog: Okay, everybody, on the Hollywood!
Narrator: As the muppets hit the jackpot.
Lew Lord: Prepare the standard rich and famous contract... for Kermit the Frog and company.
Narrator: And Hollywood stars get into the act. Milton Berle, Richard Pryor, Bob Hope, Steve Martin and others.
Kermit the Frog: Will you taste it for us, please?
The Waiter: Excellent choice.
Narrator: And now Hollywood will never be the same.
Kermit the Frog: Stand by. Here we go!
Narrator: Now you can own "The Muppet Movie" on videocassette.
Version #2 (Columbia TriStar 1999)
Kermit the Frog: Here we go!
Narrator: Jim Henson Home Entertainment presents...
Scooter: The Muppet Movie. Scene 1A. Take One!
Narrator: It's the masterpiece that started at all.
Kermit the Frog: Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.
Narrator: Come along with those loveable muppets...
Kermit the Frog: My name is Kermit the Frog, and I'm on my way to Hollywood.
Narrator: As they head-off to Tinseltown.
Kermit the Frog: I want you to turn left if you come to a fork in the road.
Narrator: Featuring an all-star, all rocking cast.
Animal: Can you picture that?
Narrator: Kermit the Frog...
Kermit the Frog: I hope you appreciate that I'm doing all my own stunts.
Fozzie Bear: Wocka Wocka Wocka!
Narrator: Fozzie Bear...
Fozzie Bear: We'll be a team!
Narrator: The Great Gonzo...
Narrator: And everybody's favorite ham... Miss Piggy.
Miss Piggy: I am an actress/model.
Dr. Teeth: I hear this movie is dynamite.
Narrator: Jim Henson's The Muppet Movie.