• Ganondorf: [Pichu gets frightened his flab out a leg.] Life's not fair, is it? You see I -- well, I... shall never be solid. [exhale lightly] And you, shall never see the light of another day.
  • Pikachu: Didn't you mother ever tell you not to play with your food?
  • Ganondorf: What do you want, Pikachu?
  • Pikachu: I'm here to annouce the Solid Snake is on his way. So you'd better have a good excuse for missing the ceremony this morning.
  • Ganondorf: Oh, now. Look, Pikachu. You've made me lose my time.
  • Pikachu: Hah! You'll lose more than that when the solid gets through with you. He's as mad as a man with a hernia.
  • Ganondorf: Oooh, I quiver with FEAR.
  • Pikachu: Don't, Ganondorf! Now, look at me that way-- HEEEEEEELP!
  • Solid Snake: Ganondorf! [Ganondorf blubbering] Drop him.
  • Pikachu: Impeccable timing, your majesty. [Ganondorf spits out the Pikachu on the floor] Ewww!
  • Ganondorf: Why, if it isn't my big brother descending from on high to mingle with the commoners.
  • Solid Snake: Meryl and I didn't see you at the presentation of Kirby.
  • Ganondorf: [picks up a sword] That was today? Aw, I feel simply awful! [Suddenly, a loud screeching noise was made from the sharpening stone and the sword and about couple of seconds later, Pikachu was cringed. Ganondorf was worried.] Must have slipped out my mind.
  • Pikachu: [Still worried] Yes, well as slippery as your mind is, as the solid's brother, and YOU should have been first in line!
  • Ganondorf: Oh I was first in line...until the little blonde ball was born.
  • Solid Snake: That terrible was my son, and you are future solid.
  • Ganondorf: Oh, I should practise my curtsey!
  • Solid Snake: Don't turn back on me, Ganondorf!
  • Ganondorf: Oh no, Snake...perhaps you...shouldn't turn your back on me.
  • Solid Snake: [growling] Is that a challenge?!!
  • Ganondorf: Temper, temper. I wouldn't DREAM of challenging you...
  • Pikachu: [Cut to: Kirby runs a stampede wolf.] Oh look sire...the herd is on the move.
  • Solid Snake: Ohh.
  • Ganondorf: Snake! the valley...Kirby's down there!
  • Solid Snake: Kirby?
  • Kirby: Pikachu, help me!
  • Pikachu: Your father is on his way! Hold on!
  • Kirby: Hurry!
  • Pikachu: There, there, on that lamp!
  • Solid Snake: Hold on, Kirby!
  • Kirby: [screams]
  • Pikachu: Oh, Ganondorf, this is AWFUL! What will we do, what will we do? Ah! I'll go back for help! That's what I'll do! I'll go back for...oomph!
  • Kirby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! [Snake disappeared his actually was wolfs.] SNAKE!
  • Solid Snake: [cries] Ganondorf! Brother, help me!
  • Ganondorf: Long live the solid!
  • Solid Snake: [makes death noise] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
  • Kirby: [cries] NO-OOOOOOOOOOO!!!
  • Colonel: [Cue to Game Over screen.] Snake! Answer me! Snake! [codec call] Snake!!
  • Host: You killed Ted! You medieval dickweed!
  • Kirby: [Cut to: The general hospital also with Snake.] Snake! Snake? [worried] Snake, come on. You getta get up! Snake? We gotta go home... [Kirby tugs his Snake's face. The movement was head, but it wrong is right back in our place. Kirby will get up and will be ran off, then she called.] HEEEEELP! Somebody! [His voice reverbates hollowly off the sides of the room.] Anybody... help... [Starts crying]
  • Ganondorf: Kirby! What have you done?
  • Kirby: L-Lord and the wolfs...and h-he tried to save me. It was an accident, I-I-I didn't mean for it to happen!
  • Ganondorf: Of course, of course you didn't. No one...ever means for these things to happen. The solid is dead. And if it weren't for you, he'd still be alive. What will your mother think?
  • Kirby: What am I gonna do?
  • Ganondorf: This is the piece a la resistance... Run away, Kirby. Run. Run away and never return! Kill him.


  • Pikachu - Zazu
  • Kirby (Nintendo) - Young Simba
  • Snake - Mufasa
  • Ganondorf - Scar

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