Cast[]
- Max Bialystock as Kirby
- Leo Bloom as Tuff
- Lorenzo St. DuBois (L.S.D.) as Sir Ebrum
- Franz Liebkind as King Dedede
- Ulla as Tiff
- "Hold Me! Touch Me!" as Lady Like
- Roger De Bris as Escargoon
- Carmen Ghia as Sirica
- Eva Braun as Adeleine
- Hermann Göring as Meta Knight
- The Forman of the Jury as Magolor
- The Drunk in the Bar as Buto