The Prom Night is the eighteenth episode of Mr. Conductor and A Not-So-Ordinary Family.


  • The Smiths and the YTV characters prepare for a prom dance. They all meet up with The Bottom Dwellers who agree to help. Along the way, a monster called The Cackling Cactus Ghost appears to crash the prom, but luckily, Puss In Boots arrives to stop the monster. Granny then unmasks The Cactus Ghost, revealing none other than Bash Johnson. Afterwards, McGee thanks everyone.

Shows as Characters

  1. Shining Time Station
  2. A Not-So-Ordinary Family
  3. Pokemon
  4. Mucha Lucha
  5. Hoop-a-Joop
  6. Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes
  7. What's New, Scooby-Doo?
  8. Adriana and Anya
  9. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  10. The Replacements
  11. Yu-Gi-Oh!
  12. Megaman NT Warrior
  13. Jackie Chan Adventures
  14. The Clique: The Animated Series
  15. Static Shock
  16. Phantom Investigators
  17. The Mummy: The Animated Series
  18. Jumanji
  19. Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers
  20. The Emperor's New School
  21. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
  22. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
  23. The 7D
  24. The Adventures of Julie Kane
  25. Gravity Falls
  26. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
  27. The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
  28. Tom and Jerry Tales
  29. Marilyn
  30. Friends Forever
  31. Ozzy and Drix
  32. Tetris Attack
  33. Fluffy Gardens
  34. Star Fox
  35. Sonic X
  36. Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V
  37. Donkey Kong Country
  38. WarioWare: The Animated Series
  39. Cardcaptors
  40. Sea Princesses
  41. Courage The Cowardly Dog
  42. Generation O!
  43. The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest
  44. Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys
  45. Swat Kats: The Radical Squadron
  46. Street Fighter Alpha: The Series
  47. X-Men Evolution
  48. Tiny Toon Adventures
  49. Xiaolin Showdown
  50. Loonatics Unleashed

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas and The Conductor
  2. A Cow On The Line


  • This is a prom-themed episode.
  • The cast of Camp Lakebottom make an appearance.
  • Monster of the Day: The Cackling Cactus Ghost.
  • Chase Song: Beat It by the late Michael Jackson.
  • Culprit: Bash Johnson.
  • End Theme: The Suite Life of Zack and Cody's theme song.


  • (We open this episode with the A Not-So-Ordinary Family theme song)
  • (We then find Dave and the others preparing for prom night in their prom clothing)
  • Dave: We're all set.
  • Cassie: This prom is going to be a blast.
  • Ash: I've heard about dancing.
  • Phoebe: You said it.
  • Pooh: Everything seems to have good timing.
  • Eeyore: Oh yes.
  • Rabbit: I'm as good as a Principal.
  • Sophia: You, Madeline and Charleigh are a trio in long black stockings.
  • Lolita: And we deserve it.
  • Amethyst: Look, there's The Bottom Dwellers!
  • (The Bottom Dwellers arrive)
  • McGee and the others: Hi, guys.
  • Rikochet: You're all here!
  • Flea: The Flea is excited about prom night.
  • Alex: It's where students dance along.
  • Peter: Do you wish to join in?
  • McGee: Right you are.
  • Suzi: It'll be an easy piece of cake.
  • Jade: Yes!
  • Buena Girl: Count us in!
  • (The Conductors appear, dressed in Tuxedos)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Of course, Buena Girl!
  • Virgil: Hi, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
  • Richie: Bet you want a dance off.
  • Donkey Kong: This is why the contest is here.
  • Diddy Kong: And we learn about the basics.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: I know that, Diddy.
  • Susie: A promise is a promise and we must keep it.
  • Emma: Yep.
  • Helen: Prom nights will always be prom nights.
  • Sarah: Do you remember Thomas ze petite blue engine?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Indeed, Sarah. He left the conductor behind by mistake. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Thomas and The Conductor starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas the Tank Engine is very proud of his branch line. He thinks it's the most important part of the whole railway. His two coaches Annie and Clarabel agree with him. Annie could only take passengers but Clarabel can take passengers, luggage and the conductor. They were both old and need new paint but Thomas loves them very much. As they run backwards and forwards along the line, they sing songs to each other. When Thomas starts from the station he sings...
  • Thomas: Oh, come along, we're rather late. Oh, come along, we're rather late.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And the coaches sang...
  • Annie and Clarabel: We're coming along. We're coming along.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They don't mind that Thomas says to them because he know he was trying to please Sir Topham Hatt, and to know to that if Thomas is cross, he's not cross with them. One day, they have to wait for Henry's train which made Thomas very cross.
  • Thomas: How could I run my line properly if Henry is always late? He doesn't realize that Sir Topham Hatt depends on me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas whistled impatiently. He wanted to leave, but he have to wait for Henry's passengers. At last Henry came.
  • Thomas: Where have you been, lazybones?
  • Henry: Oh dear, my system is out of order. No one understands my case. You don't know what I suffer.
  • Thomas: Rubbish!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: You're too slow. You need exercise.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The conductor blew his whistle and Thomas started so quickly that he left him behind. The conductor waved his red flag to stop Thomas, but Thomas was on his way steaming out of the station.
  • Thomas: Come along, come along.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Thomas, but Clarabel didn't want to come.
  • Clarabel: I've lost my nice conductor, I've lose my nice conductor.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: She sobbed. Annie tried to tell Thomas what had happened.
  • Annie: We haven't a conductor, we haven't a conductor!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But he was hurrying and wouldn't listen. Annie and Clarabel tried to put on their brakes, but they couldn't without their conductor.
  • Annie and Clarabel: Where's our conductor? Where's our conductor?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They cried, but Thomas didn't stop till they came to a signal.
  • Thomas: Bother that signal.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: What's the matter?
  • Driver: I don't know.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Driver: The conductor will tell us in a minute.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They waited and waited but the conductor didn't come.
  • Thomas: Peep peep peep, where's the conductor?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Thomas.
  • Annie and Clarabel: We've left him behind!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sobbed Annie and Clarabel together. Everyone looked, and there he was running as fast as he could along the line, with his flag on one hand and his whistle in the other. He was very hot, so he had a drink, and told them that Thomas had left him behind.
  • Thomas: I'm very sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Conductor: We all made mistakes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied the conductor.
  • Conductor 1: Look, the signal's down. We can go. Let's make up for lost time.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Annie and Clarabel were so pleased to have their conductor again, but they sang...
  • Annie and Clarabel: As fast as you like, as fast as you like!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas all the way. They reached the end of the line quicker than ever before.
  • (Thomas and The Conductor ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So remember, patience is a virtue and we have to mean it.
  • Paolo: Whoa.
  • Tooty: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Sawyer: Let's start the prom.
  • Rosebud: Any volunteers?
  • Armand: The music's about to begin.
  • All the characters: Okay.
  • (Suddenly, they hear a loud cackling sound)
  • Piglet: Do I hear a cackle?
  • Susie: I don't know.
  • (The cackling is heard again)
  • Tubarina: It really is.
  • Ester: Look!
  • (The Cackling Cactus Ghost appears in front of everyone)
  • Ash: Blast by head!
  • Uncle: Aiya!
  • Shaggy: Zoinks!
  • Heidi: That's The Cackling Cactus Ghost!
  • Buster: And it's going to attack us!
  • Charleigh: RUN FOR IT!!!
  • (As they run away from the Cactus Ghost while screaming, Beat It plays)
  • Michael Jackson: They told him, "Don't you ever come around here. Don't wanna see your face. You better disappear." The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear So beat it, just beat it You better run, you better do what you can Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man You wanna be tough, better do what you can So beat it, but you wanna be bad [Chorus] Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it No one wants to be defeated Showin' how funky strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right Just beat it, beat it [4x] They're out to get you, better leave while you can Don't wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man You wanna stay alive, better do what you can So beat it, just beat it You have to show them that you're really not scared You're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare They'll kick you, then they beat you, then they'll tell you it's fair So beat it, but you wanna be bad [Chorus 2x] Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it No one wants to be defeated Showin' how funky strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it No one wants to be defeated Showin' how funky strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right [Chorus 3x] Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it No one wants to be defeated Showin' how funky strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right Just beat it, beat it Beat it, beat it, beat it.
  • (Beat It ends)
  • (While we hear music from The Masked Offender and My Hero, the gang still run from The Cactus Ghost)
  • (When they arrive at a dead end, the monster approaches them)
  • Ash: I never thought you were to blame, McGee!
  • McGee: Why should I?!
  • (Just then, they hear a loud yowling sound)
  • (Puss In Boots appears and attacks The Cactus Ghost and knocks it unconscious)
  • Bumpty: Who did this to the Cackling Cactus Ghost?
  • Raphael: It must be...
  • Puss: Me!
  • (The gang turn back to see, Puss In Boots)
  • Adriana: It's Puss In Boots!
  • Anya: We're so glad that you've saved us!
  • Puss: No problem, my good amigos. It's my permission to rescue everyone.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Well done, Puss!
  • Al: Thank goodness we're at long last safe.
  • Daemona: The prom has been safe too.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And we learn all about it.
  • Muriel: I'd never been in good dancing.
  • Eustace: Do you remember Edward?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Of course, Eustace. He had bovine on the Island of Sodor. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and A Cow On The Line starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward was getting old. His bearings were worn, and he clanked as he puffed along. He was taking empty cattle cars to a market town. The sun shone, birds sang, but Edward was heading for trouble.
  • Edward: Come on! Come on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed.
  • Cars: Oh! Oh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Screamed the cars. Edward puffed and clanked, the cars rattled and screamed. Some cows were grazing near by. They were not used to trains. The noise and smoke disturbed them. As Edward clanked by, they broke through the fence and ran across the line. A coupling was broken and some cars were left behind.
  • (Cows mooing)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward felt a jerk, but didn't take much notice. He was used to cattle cars.
  • Edward: Bother those cars!
  • Mr. Conductor: He thought.
  • Edward: Why can't they come quietly?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He was at the next station before either he or his driver realized what had happened.
  • (Edward's whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: When Gordon and Henry heard about the accident, they laughed and boasted.
  • Gordon: Fancy allowing cars to break your train! They wouldn't dare do that to us. We'd show them!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Old Toby was cross.
  • Toby: You couldn't help it, Edward. They've never met cows. I have, and I know the trouble they are.
  • (Edward's whistle toots and puffs away)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Some days later, Gordon rushed through Edward's Station.
  • Gordon: Boop boop! Mind the cows! Hurry, hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Gordon.
  • Coaches: Don't make such a fuss! Don't make such a fuss!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled his coaches. A long stretch a line lay ahead. In the distance was a bridge. It seemed to Gordon that there was something on the bridge. His driver thought so too.
  • Gordon's Driver: Whoa, Gordon!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said, and shut off steam.
  • Gordon: Pooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: It's only a cow! Shooh! Shooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He moved slowly on to the bridge, but the cow wouldn't "Shooh"! She had lost her calf, and felt lonely.
  • Cow: Mooooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: She said sadly. Everyone tried to send her away, but she wouldn't go. Henry arrived.
  • Henry: What's this? A cow? I'll soon settle her. Be off! Be off!
  • Cow: Mooooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henry backed away nervously.
  • Henry: I don't want to hurt her.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: At the next station, Henry's Conductor told them about the cow, and warned the signalman that the line was blocked.
  • Porter: That must be Bluebell.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said a porter.
  • Porter: Her calf is here, looking for her mother. Percy will take her along.
  • (Percy's whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: At the bridge, Bluebell was very pleased to her calf again, and the porter led them away.
  • (Cows mooing)
  • Henry: Not a word.
  • Gordon: Keep it secret.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whispered Gordon and Henry to each other. They felt rather silly, but the story soon spread.
  • (Crickets chirping; owl hoots)
  • Edward: Well, well, well!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Edward.
  • Edward: Two big engines afraid of a cow.
  • Gordon: Afraid? Rubbish.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: We didn't want the poor thing to hurt herself by running up against us. We stopped so as not to excite her. You see what mean, my dear Edward.
  • Edward: Yes, Gordon.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward. Gordon felt somehow that Edward "saw" only too well.
  • (A Cow On The Line ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So it's clear that cows are essential to every engine.
  • Ozzy: That's good.
  • Drix: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Granny: Now, let's see who the real culprit is!
  • (She unmasks the Cactus Ghost, revealing Bash Johnson)
  • Randy: Bash Johnson?!
  • Bash: I was meant to be a bully, but I've gotten away if it weren't for you meddling losers!
  • Brad: Back off, Dill Weed! I don't even have an excuse for you!
  • Malinda: So from now on, you're punished!
  • Bash: What?!
  • (The scene transits to the gang next morning)
  • McGee: Thank you so much for helping us.
  • Suzi: We couldn't have done it without you.
  • Julie: You're welcome.
  • Benjamin: It's time for us to go. Bye, everyone.
  • Squirt: So long, guys. Take care.
  • Gretchen: We're wishing you good luck!
  • All the characters: We will!
  • (They head back to the Smith Household as we end the episode)
  • (Against a black background, while the end credits roll, the Suite Life of Zack and Cody theme plays)
  • Chorus: Here I am in your life, Here you are in mine. Yes, we have a suite life Most of the time. You and me got the world to see, So come on down. Just me and you, Know what to do. So come on down Is you and me, and me and you We got the whole place to ourselves You and me we got it all for free So come on down This is the suite life We've got a suite life.

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