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The Raccoon Twins and Other Stories is a Pongo and Friends parody of the fan-made Thomas video entitled: Donald and Douglas and Other Stories. It features two Season 1 episodes, three Season 2 episodes and two Season 4 episodes of Pongo and Friends narrated by George Carlin, plus one song.

Cast

  • Pongo (from 101 Dalmatians) as Thomas
  • Hercules (from Hercules) as Edward
  • Baloo (from The Jungle Book) as Henry
  • Sir Ector (from The Sword in the Stone) as Gordon
  • Donald Duck (from Mickey Mouse) as James
  • Piglet (from Winnie the Pooh) as Percy
  • Friar Tuck (from Robin Hood) as Toby
  • Jiminy Cricket (from Pinocchio) as Duck
  • The Raccoon Twins (from Peter Pan) as Donald and Douglas
  • Cruella De Vil (from 101 Dalmatians) as Daisy
  • Todd (from The Fox and the Hound) as Bertie
  • Bashful Dwarf (from Snow White) as Skarloey
  • Happy Dwarf (from Snow White) as Peter Sam
  • Sleepy Dwarf (from Snow White) as Rusty
  • Dopey Dwarf (from Snow White) as Duncan
  • Hopper (from A Bug's Life) as The Spiteful Break Van
  • Mickey Mouse (from Mickey Mouse) as Sir Topham Hatt

Episodes

  1. The Raccoon Twins
  2. The Deputation
  3. Home At Last
  4. Rock N Roll
  5. Donald In A Mess
  6. Piglet's Predicament
  7. Pongo and Todd's Great Race

Song

  1. Friar Tuck

Transcript

The Raccoon Twins

  • George Carlin: The Raccoon Twins are lost boys, and have arrived from Neverland to help Mickey Mouse, but only one boy had been expected. The twins meant well, but did cause confusion. Mickey had given them numbers; the first Raccoon Twin 9, and the second Raccoon Twin 10, but he was still planning to send one boy home. There was a grasshopper named Hopper in the yard that had taken a dislike to Raccoon Twin #2. Things always went wrong when he had to take him out. His work was late, and he was blamed. Raccoon Twin #2 began to worry. Raccoon Twin #1, his twin, was angry.
  • Raccoon Twin #1: You're a muckle nuisance!
  • George Carlin: Said Raccoon Twin #1.
  • Raccoon Twin #1: It's to leave you behind I'd be wanting!
  • Hopper: You can't.
  • George Carlin: Said Hopper.
  • Hopper: I'm essential.
  • Raccoon Twin #1: Ach! Are you?
  • George Carlin: Raccoon Twin #1 burst out.
  • Raccoon Twin #1: You're nothing but a screechin' and a noise when all's said and done. Spite Raccoon Twin #2, would you? Take that!
  • Hopper: Ow! Oh!
  • George Carlin: Cried Hopper.
  • Raccoon #1: There's more coming, should you misbehave.
  • George Carlin: Hopper behaved better after that. Until one day, Raccoon Twin #1 had an accident. The road was slippery. He couldn't stop in time.
  • (CRASH!)
  • George Carlin: Raccoon #1 wasn't hurt, but Mickey was most annoyed.
  • Mickey Mouse: I am disappointed, Raccoon Twin #1. I did not expect such, um... clumsiness from you. I have decided to send Raccoon Twin #2 back and keep you.
  • Raccoon Twin #1: I'm sorry, sir.
  • George Carlin: Said Raccoon Twin #1.
  • Mickey Mouse: I should think so, too. You have upset my arrangements. Now Donald will have to help with the goods work, while you are mended. Donald won't like that.
  • George Carlin: Mickey was right. Donald grumbled dreadfully about extra work.
  • Raccoon Twin #2: Anyone would think,
  • George Carlin: Said Raccoon Twin #2.
  • Raccoon Twin #2: That Raccoon Twin #1 had his accident on purpose. I heard tell about a duck and some tar barrels.
  • Donald Duck: Shut up!
  • George Carlin: Said Donald.
  • Donald Duck: It's not funny!
  • George Carlin: He didn't like to be reminded of his own accident.
  • Raccoon Twin #2: Well, well, well. Surely, Donald, it wasn't you. You didn't say!
  • George Carlin: Donald didn't say. He slouched sulkily away.
  • Hopper: Donald is cross.
  • George Carlin: Snickered Hopper.
  • Hopper: We'll try to make him crosser still.
  • Grasshoppers: Hold back!
  • George Carlin: Giggled the other grasshoppers to each other. Donald did his best, but he was exhausted when they reached Hercules' station. Luckily, Raccoon Twin #2 was there.
  • Donald Duck: Help me up the hill, please.
  • George Carlin: Panted Donald.
  • Donald Duck: These grasshoppers are playing tricks.
  • Raccoon Twin #2: We'll show them!
  • George Carlin: Said Raccoon Twin #2. Slowly but surely, the snorting Disney Characters forced the grasshoppers up the hill, but Donald was losing strength.
  • Donald Duck: I can't do it! I can't do it!
  • Raccoon Twin #2: Leave it to me!
  • George Carlin: Shouted Raccoon Twin #2. The conductor was anxious.
  • Conductor: Go steady! Hopper's breaking!
  • George Carlin: Hopper was in pieces. No one had been hurt, and soon Hercules came to clear the mess. Mickey Mouse was on board.
  • Mickey Mouse: I might have known it would be Raccoon Twin #2!
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Hercules: Raccoon Twin #2 was grand, sir.
  • George Carlin: Said Hercules.
  • Hercules: Donald had no strength left, but Raccoon Twin #2 worked hard enough for three. I heard him from my yard.
  • Mickey Mouse: Two would have been enough.
  • George Carlin: Said Mickey.
  • Mickey Mouse: I want to be fair, Raccoon Twin #2, but I don't know. I really don't know.
  • George Carlin: Mickey was making up his mind about with raccoon to send away. But that's another story.

The Deputation

  • George Carlin: Snow came early to Disneyland. It was heavier than usual. Most Disney Characters hate snow. The Raccoon Twins were used to it. Back to back, with a trailer behind them and a shovel for each of them, they set to work. They puffed backwards and forwards, patrolling the paths. Generally, the snow slipped away easily, but sometimes they found deeper drifts. Presently, they came to a drift which was larger than most. They charged it, and were just backing for another try, when..."
  • Baloo: Help, help!
  • Raccoon Twin #2: Lorsh sakes, Raccoon Twin #1! It's Baloo! Don't worry yourself, Baloo! Wait a while, we'll have you out!
  • George Carlin: Baloo was very grateful. He saw all was not well. The twins were looking glum. They told him that Mickey Mouse was making a decision.
  • The Raccoon Twins: He'll send us away for sure!
  • Piglet: It's a shame!
  • George Carlin: Said Piglet.
  • Sir Ector: A lot of nonsense about a broken signal box.
  • George Carlin: Grumbled Sir Ector.
  • Donald Duck: That Hopper, too.
  • George Carlin: Put in Donald.
  • Donald Duck: Good riddance! That's what I say.
  • Baloo: The twins were splendid in the snow.
  • George Carlin: Added Baloo.
  • Baloo: It isn't fair!
  • George Carlin: They all agreed that something must be done, but none knew what. Piglet decided to talk to Hercules about it.
  • Hercules: What you need,
  • George Carlin: Said Hercules,
  • Hercules: Is a deputation.
  • George Carlin: He explained what that was. Piglet ran back quickly.
  • Piglet: Hercules says we need... a, a disputation!
  • Sir Ector: Of course.
  • George Carlin: Said Sir Ector.
  • Sir Ector: The question is..
  • Baloo: What is a... desperation?
  • George Carlin: Asked Baloo.
  • Piglet: It's when Disney Characters tell Mickey Mouse something's wrong.
  • George Carlin: Said Piglet.
  • Jiminy Cricket: Did you say 'Tell Mickey Mouse?'
  • George Carlin: Asked Jiminy thoughtfully. There was a long silence.
  • Sir Ector: I propose,
  • George Carlin: Said Sir Ector.
  • Sir Ector: That Piglet be our... um... disputation.
  • Piglet: Me?
  • George Carlin: Squeaked Piglet.
  • Piglet: I can't!
  • Baloo: Rubbish, Piglet!
  • George Carlin: Said Baloo.
  • Baloo: It's easy.
  • Sir Ector: That's settled, then.
  • George Carlin: Said Sir Ector. Poor Piglet wished it wasn't.
  • Mickey Mouse: Hello, Piglet. It's nice to be back.
  • George Carlin: Piglet jumped.
  • Piglet: Uh, uh, yes sir, yes sir, please sir.
  • Mickey Mouse: You look nervous, Piglet. What's the matter?
  • Piglet: Please sir, uh, they've made me a desperation, sir. To speak to you, sir. I don't like it, sir.
  • George Carlin: Mickey pondered.
  • Mickey Mouse: Do you mean a deputation, Piglet?
  • Piglet: Yes, sir, please, sir. It's The Raccoon Twins. They say, sir, that if you send them away, sir, well, they'll be killed, sir. That would be dreadful, sir. Uh, please, sir, don't send them away.
  • Mickey Mouse: Thank you, Piglet. That will do.
  • George Carlin: Later, Mickey spoke to the Disney Characters.
  • Mickey Mouse: I've had a... deputation. I understand your feelings, and I give a lot of thought to the matter.
  • George Carlin: He paused impressively.
  • Mickey Mouse: Raccoon Twins, I hear that your work in the snow was good. You shall each have some new clothes.
  • George Carlin: The twins were surprised.
  • The Raccoon Twins: Thank you, sir.
  • Mickey Mouse: But your clothes will have your names printed on them. We'll have no more mistakes.
  • The Raccoon Twins: Thank you, sir. Does this mean that the both of us...
  • George Carlin: Mickey smiled.
  • Mickey Mouse: It means...
  • George Carlin: But the rest of his speech was drowned in a delighted chorus of cheers and whistles.
  • (All the Disney Characters cheer and whistle)
  • George Carlin: The twins were here to stay.

Home At Last

  • George Carlin: Bashful had been to the hospital to be healed. He felt much better. Sleepy was helping him off his wagon. Bashful hadn't met the sleepy dwarf before.
  • Bashful: Sleepy seems a kindly sort of dwarf.
  • George Carlin: He thought to himself.
  • Sleepy: I help to mend the paths and do odd jobs.
  • George Carlin: Said Sleepy.
  • Sleepy: I hear everyone's looking forward to seeing you again. Come on.
  • George Carlin: Happy was feeling depressed. He was still getting over his accident but he wanted to start work again. Mickey Mouse wouldn't let him.
  • Mickey Mouse: Another day's rest will do you good.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Mickey Mouse: Besides, I've got a surprise for you.
  • Happy: For me sir! How nice sir! What is it sir?
  • Mickey Mouse: Wait and see.
  • George Carlin: The surprise was Bashful.
  • Happy: Oh.
  • George Carlin: Said Happy.
  • Happy: I'm glad you've come home.
  • George Carlin: They gave Bashful some stamina and he sizzled happily.
  • Bashful: I feel all excited.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Bashful: Just like a young dwarf. Now tell me all the news.
  • Happy: I see you've met Sleepy.
  • George Carlin: Said Happy.
  • Bashful: Yes. I like that dwarf.
  • Happy: So do I.
  • George Carlin: Replied Happy.
  • Happy: It's a pity Dopey doesn't.
  • Bashful: Who is Dopey?
  • Happy: He came as a spare dwarf after my accident.
  • George Carlin: Replied Happy.
  • Bashful: Is he useful?
  • Happy: He keeps busy and I'm sure he means well, but he's bouncy and rude. He sings and sways and swivles around. His driver calls it rock 'n' roll.
  • Bashful: I understand.
  • George Carlin: Said Bashful gravely. His driver interrupted.
  • Bashful's Driver: Dopey has done it again. He's stuck in a tunnel. Come on old boy. We'll have to get him out.
  • George Carlin: Bashful was pleased. He wanted to run and looked forward to meeting Dopey. They found some workmen and hurried up the path.
  • Bashful: How nice and smooth the path is.
  • George Carlin: Thought Bashful.
  • Bashful: They mended all the old bumps. The sleepy dwarf has helped to do that. What a difference Sleepy's made to the path.
  • George Carlin: Quite soon they found Dopey. He was stuck at the far end of the tunnel and he was very cross.
  • Dopey: I'm a plain blunt dwarf. I speak as I find. Tunnels should be tunnels and not rabbit holes. This land is no good at all.
  • Dopey's Driver: Don't be silly!
  • George Carlin: Snapped his driver.
  • Dopey's Driver: This tunnel is quite big enough for dwarfs who don't rock 'n' roll!
  • George Carlin: It took a long time to clear away the rocks and set Dopey free again. At last, Bashful was able to push Dopey and his mermaids safely through. The workmen stayed to make sure everything was safe. Dopey grumbled all the way home, but Bashful payed no attention. Later, Mickey spoke severely to Dopey.
  • Mickey Mouse: Listen to me. There is nothing wrong with that tunnel. You stuck in it because you tried to do rock 'n' roll. Tunnels are not dance floors and you are not a pop star.
  • George Carlin: Then Mickey gave his full attention to Dopey's hat.
  • Mickey Mouse: If it happens again,
  • George Carlin: He ended ominously.
  • Mickey Mouse: I shall find ways to cut you down to size. In other words, your career is, ahem, on the path. Need I say more?
  • George Carlin: Dopey thought Mickey had said quite enough and he remain completely silent and still, for at least the whole evening.

Rock N Roll

  • George Carlin: Bashful the Dwarf loves all the sights and sounds along his path and knows them very well. One morning, soon after he returned from being mended, he was enjoying his journey more than ever before. Along the way, he met Sleepy.
  • Bashful: You know,
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Bashful: If I couldn't see these familiar faces and places, I'd think I was on a different land. You've done wonders with these roads.
  • George Carlin: Sleepy laughed.
  • Sleepy: I'm glad you're pleased. Manager says let's mend the roads so well, he won't know where he is. And we did, and you didn't if you take my meaning.
  • George Carlin: Bashful liked this hard working dwarf.
  • Sleepy: There's still on bad bit.
  • George Carlin: Warned Sleepy.
  • Sleepy: Just before the first station. A dwarf might come off there, particularly Dopey. He will rock 'n' roll along the path. Look at him right now. I shouldn't like his passengers hurt.
  • Dopey: What's that about me? I'm a plain dwarf and I believe in plain speaking. Speak up!
  • George Carlin: Sleepy warned Dopey about the bad bit of road.
  • Dopey: Huh! I know my way about. I don't need smelly sleepy dwarfs to tell me what to do.
  • George Carlin: Sleepy felt hurt. Dopey banged about the yard. Then, he clattered crossly to the station. Donald Duck was already there waiting for him.
  • Donald Duck: You're late!
  • George Carlin: He snapped.
  • Dopey: I know.
  • George Carlin: Said Dopey.
  • Dopey: It's that smelly sleepy dwarf's fault. Sleepy tries to teach me how to stay on the road, and then goes off leaving me to find my own mermaids.
  • Donald Duck: You poor dwarf.
  • George Carlin: Sympathized Donald.
  • Donald Duck: I know all about bossy people. One crept into our yard and ordered us about. I soon sent him packing.
  • George Carlin: Dopey was filled with admiration. He didn't know that Donald was boastful and sometimes didn't tell the truth.
  • Dopey: Send Sleepy packing! Send Sleepy packing!
  • George Carlin: Snorted Dopey. He climbed the hill furiously.
  • Dopey's Driver: Well done, boy!
  • George Carlin: Encouraged his driver.
  • Dopey's Driver: Keep it up!
  • George Carlin: Soon they were near the first station. Dopey was pleased.
  • Dopey: Nothing's happened, nothing's happened! Silly old sleepy dwarf! Clever me!
  • George Carlin: And he rocked and rolled along the path.
  • Dopey's Driver: Steady, boy.
  • George Carlin: Checked his driver. But it was too late.
  • Dopey: Sleepers and ballast! I'm off.
  • George Carlin: And he was.
  • Sleepy: I warned him.
  • George Carlin: Said Sleepy.
  • Sleepy: But all he did was call me names.
  • George Carlin: The sleepy dwarf refused to move.
  • Bashful: I'm ashamed of you, Sleepy.
  • George Carlin: Said Bashful.
  • Bashful: Think of the passengers. What are they going to do?
  • Sleepy: Oh, I've forgotten them. Yes, of course. We must help the passengers.
  • George Carlin: And Sleepy roared into life. Dopey stood sad and solitary. He couldn't rock 'n' roll now.
  • Dopey: Oh dear.
  • George Carlin: He thought.
  • Dopey: Everyone will know how silly I am.
  • George Carlin: The passengers had to get out and help too. They weren't very pleased about that, but worked as hard as they could. They carefully leavered Dopey back onto the road. After that, Dopey was extra careful all day. At last, evening came.
  • Dopey: Sleepy,
  • George Carlin: He whispered.
  • Dopey: Thank you for helping. I'm sorry I was rude to you.
  • Sleepy: That's all right, Dopey.
  • Dopey: I wish all sleepy dwarfs were like you. Let's be friends.
  • Sleepy: Suits me.
  • George Carlin: Replied Sleepy.
  • Sleepy: We'll mend that bad bit of road first thing tomorrow.

Donald In A Mess

  • George Carlin: Friar Tuck and Jasmine were enjoying their new job in Disneyland, but they do look old fashioned and did need new coats. Donald Duck was very rude whenever he saw them."
  • Donald Duck: Yech. What dirty objects."
  • George Carlin: He would say. At last, Friar Tuck lost patience."
  • Friar Tuck: "Donald,"
  • George Carlin: He asked."
  • Friar Tuck: "Why are you white?"
  • Donald Duck: "I am a splendid duck."
  • George Carlin: Answered Donald."
  • Donald Duck: "Ready for anything. You never see me dirty."
  • Friar Tuck: "Oh,"
  • George Carlin: Said Friar Tuck innocently."
  • Friar Tuck: "That's why you once needed bootlaces to be ready, I suppose."
  • George Carlin: Donald went redder than ever and snorted off. It was such an insult to be reminded of the time a bootlace had been used to mend a hole in his flowers. At the end of the line, Donald left his flowers and got ready for his next load. It was a slow freight, stopping at every station to pick up and set down pirates. Donald hated slow freight runs.
  • Donald Duck: "Dirty pirates from dirty sidings. Yecch!"
  • George Carlin: Starting with only a few, he pickled up more and more pirates at each station, till he had a long line. At first, the pirates behaved well, but Donald bumped them so crossly, that they were determined to pay him back. Presently, they approached the top of Sir Ector's hill. Heavy goods Disney Characters halt here to pin down their brakes. Donald had had an accident with pirates before, and should have remembered this."
  • Donald Duck's Driver: "Wait, Donald, wait!"
  • George Carlin: Said the driver, but Donald wouldn't wait. He was too busy thinking what he'd say to Friar Tuck when they next met. The pirates' chance had come."
  • Pirates: "Hurrah! Hurrah!"
  • George Carlin: They laughed, and banging each other, they pushed him down the hill."
  • Pirates: "On! On!
  • George Carlin: Laughed the pirates."
  • Donald Duck: "I've got to stop! I've got to stop!"
  • George Carlin: Groaned Donald. Disaster lay ahead."
  • (CRASH!)
  • George Carlin: Something sticky splashed all over Donald. He had run into two tar barrels, and was black from head to toe. He was more dirty than hurt, but the tar barrels and some pirates were all to pieces. Friar Tuck and Piglet were sent to help, and came as quickly as they could."
  • Friar Tuck: "Look here, Piglet,"
  • George Carlin: Exclaimed Friar Tuck."
  • Friar Tuck: "Whatever is that dirty object?"
  • Piglet: "That's Donald Duck, didn't you know?"
  • Friar Tuck: "It's Donald's shape,"
  • George Carlin: Said Friar Tuck."
  • Friar Tuck: "But Donald is a splendid white duck, and you never see him dirty."
  • George Carlin: Donald pretended he hadn't heard. Friar Tuck and Piglet cleared away the unhurt pirates, and helped Donald home. Mickey Mouse met them.
  • Mickey Mouse: "Well done, Piglet and Friar Tuck!"
  • George Carlin: He turned to Donald."
  • Mickey Mouse: "Fancy letting your pirates run away, I am surprised. You're not fit to be seen, you must be cleaned at once! Friar Tuck shall have a new coat."
  • Friar Tuck: "Please, sir, can Jasmine have one, too?"
  • George Carlin: Said Friar Tuck."
  • Mickey Mouse: "Certainly, Friar Tuck."
  • Friar Tuck: "Oh, thank you, sir. She will be pleased!"
  • George Carlin: All Donald could do was watch Friar Tuck as he ran off happily with the news."

Piglet's Predicament

  • George Carlin: Cruella DeVil's work in the countryside was full of surprises. But she was frightened of bulls and cows, and she remained very lazy and stubborn. One day, Friar Tuck brought Jasmine to the station where Piglet was grumpily arranging."
  • Friar Tuck: "Hello, Piglet. I see Cruella's left the milk behind again."
  • Piglet: "I'll have to make a special journey with it, I suppose. Anyone would think I'd nothing to do!"
  • George Carlin: Grumbled Piglet."
  • Friar Tuck: "Tell you what,"
  • George Carlin: Replied Friar Tuck."
  • Friar Tuck: "I'll take the milk, you fetch my pirates."
  • George Carlin: The drivers and stationmaster agreed. Piglet had never been to the quarry before. He began ordering the pirates about."
  • Piglet: "Hurry along!"
  • George Carlin: He said. The pirates grumbled to each other."
  • Pirates: "This is Friar Tuck's place! Piglet's got no right to poke his head in here and push us around."
  • George Carlin: They whispered and passed the word.
  • Pirates: "Pay Piglet back! Pay Piglet back!"
  • Piglet: "Come along,"
  • George Carlin: Said Piglet."
  • Piglet: "No nonsense!"
  • Pirates: "We'll give him nonsense!"
  • George Carlin: Giggled the pirates. But they followed so quietly, that Piglet thought they were under control. Suddenly, they saw a notice ahead; All Disney Characters stop to pin down brakes."
  • Piglet: "Peep peep! Brakes, conductor, please!"
  • George Carlin: But before he could check them, the pirates surged forward."
  • Pirates: "On! On!"
  • George Carlin: They cried."
  • Piglet: "Help! Help!"
  • George Carlin: Whistled Piglet. The man on duty rushed to warn traffic with his red flag, but was too late to switch Piglet to the runaway siding. Frantically trying to grip the road, Piglet slid into the yard."
  • Piglet: "Peep peep! Look out!"
  • (CRASH!)
  • George Carlin: Piglet's driver and fireman had jumped clear, but Piglet was stranded. Next day, Mickey Mouse arrived. Friar Tuck and Cruella had helped to clear the wreckage, but Piglet remained on his perch of pirates."
  • Mickey Mouse: "We must now try,"
  • George Carlin: Said Mickey,"
  • Mickey Mouse: "To run the road with Friar Tuck and a woman. You have put us in an awkward predicament, Piglet."
  • Piglet: "I am sorry, sir."
  • Mickey Mouse: "You must stay there til we are ready.
  • George Carlin: Continued Mickey.
  • Mickey: And you really much be more careful with pirates."
  • George Carlin: Piglet sighed. The pirate groaned beneath his feet. He quite understood about awkward predicaments. Mickey spoke severely to Cruella, too."
  • Mickey Mouse: "My Disney Characters work hard. I send lazy Disney Characters away."
  • George Carlin: Cruella was ashamed."
  • Mickey Mouse: "However, Friar Tuck says you worked hard after Piglet's accident, so you shall have another chance."
  • Cruella DeVil: "Thank you, sir."
  • George Carlin: Said Cruella."
  • Cruella DeVil: "I will work hard. Friar Tuck says he'll help me."
  • Mickey Mouse: "Excellent. What Friar Tuck doesn't know about road problems isn't worth knowing. Our Friar Tuck's an experienced badger."
  • George Carlin: Next day, Pongo came back, and Piglet was sent to be mended. Abigal and Amelia were delighted to see Pongo again, and he took them for a run at once. All are now friends, and Friar Tuck has taught Cruella a great deal. She shooed a cow off the line the other day all by herself. That shows you, doesn't it?"

Pongo and Todd's Great Race

  • George Carlin: Pongo was waiting at a junction when a fox arrived.
  • Pongo: "Hello,"
  • George Carlin: Said Pongo."
  • Pongo: "Who are you?"
  • Tod: "I'm Tod. Who are you?"
  • Pongo: "I'm Pongo. I run this route."
  • Tod: "So you're Pongo. Ah, I remember now. You got stuck in the snow. I took your passengers and Sebastian the Crab pulled you out. I've come to help you with your passengers today."
  • Pongo: "Help me?"
  • George Carlin: Said Pongo."
  • Pongo: "I can go faster than you."
  • Tod: "You can't."
  • George Carlin: Said Tod."
  • Pongo: "I can!"
  • George Carlin: Huffed Pongo."
  • Tod: "I'll race you."
  • George Carlin: Said Tod. Their drivers agreed to the race going ahead. The stationmaster said,
  • Stationmaster: "Are you ready? Go!"
  • George Carlin: Pongo never could go fast at first, and Tod drew in front.
  • Abigail and Amelia: "Why don't you go fast? Why don't you go fast?"
  • George Carlin: Called Abigail and Amelia."
  • Pongo: "Wait and see, wait and see."
  • George Carlin: Hissed Pongo."
  • Abigail and Amelia: "He's a long way ahead!"
  • George Carlin: They wailed. But Pongo didn't mind. He'd remembered the level crossing. There was Tod, waiting at the gates, while they sailed gaily through."
  • Pongo: "Goodbye, Tod!"
  • George Carlin: Called Pongo. After that, the paths left each other, so they couldn't see Tod. Then, they had to stop at the station to let off passengers."
  • Pongo: "Ruff, ruff! Quickly, please!"
  • George Carlin: Called Pongo, and off they went again."
  • Pongo: "Come along, come along!"
  • George Carlin: Sang Pongo.
  • Abigal and Amelia: "We're coming along, we're coming along!"
  • George Carlin: Sang Abigal and Amelia."
  • Pongo: "Hurry, hurry, hurry!"
  • George Carlin: Panted Pongo, then he looked ahead. There was Tod, calling triumphantly."
  • Pongo: "Oh, dearie me. Oh, dearie me."
  • George Carlin: Groaned Pongo."
  • Pongo's Driver: "Steady, Pongo."
  • George Carlin: Said his driver."
  • Pongo's Driver: "We'll beat Tod yet."
  • Abigail and Amelia: "We'll beat Tod yet, we'll beat Tod yet."
  • George Carlin: Echoed Abigail and Amelia."
  • Pongo: "We'll do it, we'll do it."
  • George Carlin: Panted Pongo."
  • Pongo: "Oh, bother! There's a station."
  • George Carlin: Then, he heard Tod."
  • Tod: "Goodbye, Pongo! You must be tired. Sorry I can't stop. We foxes have to work, you know. Good-bye."
  • Pongo: "Oh, dear."
  • George Carlin: Thought Pongo."
  • Pongo: "We've lost."
  • George Carlin: But he felt better after a drink. The signal dropped."
  • Pongo: "Hurrah, we're off! Hurrah, we're off!"
  • George Carlin: Puffed Pongo. As they crossed the bridge, they heard an impatient call. There was Tod, waiting at the traffic lights. He started with a roar, and chased on after Pongo again. Now, Pongo reached his full speed. Tod tried hard, but Pongo was too fast. Barking triumphantly, he plunged into the tunnel, leaving Tod far behind."
  • Pongo: "I've done it! I've done it!"
  • George Carlin: Panted Pongo."
  • Abigail and Amelia: "We've done it, hooray! We've done it, hooray!"
  • George Carlin: Chanted Abigail and Amelia, as they whooshed into the last station. Everyone was there to celebrate Pongo's victory, but they gave Tod a big welcome, too."
  • Tod: "Well done, Pongo!"
  • George Carlin: Said Tod."
  • Tod: "That was fun. But to beat you over that hill, I should have to grow wings and be an airplane!"
  • George Carlin: They now keep each other very busy. They often talk about their race. But Tod's passengers don't like being bounced like peas in a frying pan, and Mickey Mouse has warned Pongo not to race at dangerous speeds, so although, between you and me, they would like to have another race, I don't think they ever will, do you?"

Friar Tuck

  • Children: (singing) North of the island, there lives a dear old train, a little character Friar Tuck is his name. He's quaint and old fashioned, but careful and wise. His coach is Jasmine and she's seen better days. His mind keeps returning to the good old days. When they were busy working everyday. But nobody rides with them nowadays. They can't understand why things have changed. Their line is closing down today, forever. Friar Tuck, oh Friar Tuck. What will become of you? The world's much nicer whenever we see you. Friar Tuck, dear Friar Tuck. There's still lots that you can do. Oldies but goldies, we still care about you. All of the children came to say goodbye. They clapped and cheered as Friar Tuck rang his bell, "Bye-bye." Everyone was sad to see them go. Whatever will they do, and where will they go? Suddenly news came to brighten up their day. How Friar Tuck and Jasmine were needed right away. Mickey Mouse had written to say, could they please come and help right away. Now they're part of his family forever. Friar Tuck, oh Friar Tuck. Show them what you can do. The world's much nicer whenever we see you. Friar Tuck, dear Friar Tuck. There's so much to learn from you. Oldies but goldies, we still care about you. Oldies but goldies, we still care for you.

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