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The Revenge of The Conductors' Evil Twins is an episode of the TVO Kids version of Shining Time Station. It is episode 1 of the seventh season that first aired on November 18, 2002.

Plot

  • This fourth part of the Evil Conductors saga features some of Kids' WB's pretty ladies like Bailey, Marina, Mel Blake, Star Butterfly, Tea Gardner, Kitty Pryde, Kimiko Tohomiko, Lexi Bunny, Buena Girl, Rita Sasaki, Penny Crygor and Maylu Sakurai. One day, as they all relax with Stacy, Harry and Billy, Mr. Conductors 1 and 2's Doubles, previously defeated by Ro Rowen, are out for revenge. They make alliances with Schemer, Schemee and Team Rocket in order to take Bailey down. However, their plans are once again foiled when Lexi uses psychic powers to send Schemer and the other bad guys flying, and then Star uses her wand to turn The Conductors' Doubles into papers. After that, the girls of Kids' WB continue to feel the breeze.

Cast

From Shining Time Station

  1. Mr. Conductor 1 (George Carlin)
  2. Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
  3. Stacy Jones (Didi Conn)
  4. Harry Cupper (Leonard Jackson)
  5. Billy Twofeathers (Tom Jackson)
  6. Horace Schemer (Brian O'Conner)
  7. Schemee (Jonathan Shapiro)
  8. Mr. Conductor 1's Evil Twin (George Carlin)
  9. Mr. Conductor 2's Evil Twin (Alec Baldwin)

From Pokemon

  1. Bailey (Carol Jacobanis)
  2. Marina (Lisa Ortiz)
  3. Jessie (Rachael Lillis)
  4. James (Eric Stuart)
  5. Meowth (Maddie Blaustein)
  6. Wobbuffet (Kayzie Rogers)

From Hoop-a-Joop

  1. Mel Blake (Stephanie Morgenstern)

From Star Versus The Forces of Evil

  1. Star Butterfly (Eden Sher)

From Yu-Gi-Oh!

  1. Tea Gardner (Amy Birnbaum)

From X-Men Evolution

  1. Kitty Pryde (Maggie Blue O'Hara)

From Xiaolin Showdown

  1. Kimiko Tohomiko (Grey DeLisle)

From Loonatics Unleashed

  1. Lexi Bunny (Jessica DiCicco)

From Mucha Lucha

  1. Buena Girl (Kimberly Brooks)

From Cardcaptors

  1. Rita Sasaki (Stevie Bloch)

From WarioWare

  1. Penny Crygor (Kelly Sheridan)

From Megaman NT Warrior

  1. Maylu Sakurai (Brittney Wilson)

Thomas Stories

  1. Twin Trouble
  2. Buffer Bother

Jukebox Band

  1. Will The Real Tito Swing Please Stand Up?

Notes

  • This is the fourth part of the Evil Conductors saga.
  • Many girls debut.
  • Kimiko is wearing her The Apprentice outfit.
  • The Conductors' Evil Doubles return.
  • Tea is revealed to have mentioned her family.

Transcript

  • (The episode opens with the show's theme)
  • Man: Reach for the steam, reach for the whistle, going the railing road. Reach for the words, reach for the story, follow the rainbow sun. To a Shining Time Station, where dreams can come true, waiting there for you.
  • (The episode then opens with Bailey and the others at the station one morning)
  • Bailey: Ah, what a nice day to relax ourselves.
  • Marina: That's great.
  • Mel: You and i seem to be interested in striped pantyhose.
  • Star: Why absolutely.
  • Tea: I was being friendly.
  • Kitty: Being a member of the X-Men can be nice, too.
  • Kimiko: Kari's a classmate of Serena and Molly.
  • Lexi: Of course.
  • Buena Girl: Anika's your little sister.
  • Rita: She appeared in episode 15 of Cardcaptors.
  • Penny: Maisy's my adoptive pet cat.
  • Maylu: That's amazing.
  • Stacy: You know, Shining Time Station always keeps everything on schedule.
  • Harry: Yep.
  • Billy: We deserve it.
  • (Meanwhile)
  • Mr. Conductor 1's Double: Drat! We've been beaten for the first time.
  • Mr. Conductor 2's Double: What are we going to do?
  • Mr. Conductor 1's Double: We have no choice, but to work with Team Rocket.
  • Mr. Conductor 2's Double: That's amazing.
  • (Back with the girls)
  • Bailey: Feeling all free.
  • Marina: We love it.
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Hello, ladies.
  • Mel: Hi, Mr. Conductors 1 and 2.
  • Star: We're so expected to see you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: That's right, Star. It's our perfect morning.
  • Tea: I told you that would be awesome.
  • Kitty: Did you know about Donald and Douglas?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sure. They got into a huge fallout and didn't be friends. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Twin Trouble starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Donald and Douglas are scottish twin engines. They are practical peppery and proud. They nearly always work together. One day, Donald and Douglas were chuffing through the countryside hauling a heavy load. Down the line, Trevor the Traction Engine had been struggling with a big cartload of hay. Crossing the tracks, the cart's wheels have broken off. Then Trevor heard a whistle.
  • Trevor: Oh no!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Trevor cried. Donald could see the cart.
  • Donald: Stop!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He cried. Donald's driver applied the brakes, but it was too late. Luckily, no one was hurt.
  • Donald: Stop being pushy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Donald snapped.
  • Douglas: Don't call me pushy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Douglas snapped back.
  • Donald: You shouldn't have pushed me into the cart.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Donald.
  • Douglas: You pulled me you mean.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Argued Douglas.
  • Donald: Didn't!
  • Douglas: Did!
  • Donald: Did not!
  • Douglas: Did too!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Before long the track was cleared and Donald and Douglas were on their way. The twins were so cross they refuse to speak to each other for the rest of the day. The next day, Sir Topham Hatt needed an engine to help Duck at the smelter's yards.
  • Donald: May I go, sir?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Donald eagerly.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I only need one engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Not two.
  • Donald: I am only one engine, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Donald.
  • Donald: And I would like to help with Duck.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt was surprised but agreed. Thomas was worried.
  • Thomas: Won't you miss one another?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He asked.
  • Thomas: I know I missed Annie and Clarabel.
  • Douglas: I'll work better on my own.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sniffed Douglas.
  • Donald: I have work to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Donald. At first, Donald enjoyed working with Duck. Then, things started to go wrong.
  • Donald: Did you shunt those freight cars on the other line?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Donald asked.
  • Duck: You said you wanted them on the other line.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Duck replied.
  • Donald: Not that other line, the other other line.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Donald was cross.
  • Donald: Douglas would have known what I've meant.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He huffed. Douglas was working on his own. He chuffed dutifully through the beautiful countryside. But Douglas had no one to share it with. Altough he tried not to he was beginning to miss his twin. That night, Douglas' Driver took him to see Donald.
  • Douglas: I was just passing.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Douglas.
  • Donald: Have you come to say you're sorry?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Donald sniffed. This made Douglas very cross.
  • Douglas: I've nothing to be sorry for.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said and steamed away in a huff. The next day, Donald was in a bad mood. Duck could see he was getting too close for the buffers.
  • Duck: Look out!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Duck shouted, but it was too late. Donald's driver was very cross.
  • Donald's Driver: This would've happened if you were working with Douglas.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said. Donald knew he was right and Duck knew he couldn't pull Donald back onto the rails. So he went for help. Douglas was sadly finishing his work as Duck steamed into the depot.
  • Duck: Donald is in trouble.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Duck.
  • Douglas: Donald in trouble?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Douglas cried.
  • Douglas: I'm on my way!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he steamed off as fast as he could. Douglas struggled and struggled, he finally pulled his twin gently back on to the tracks. He was relief Donald wasn't hurt.
  • Donald: Thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Donald said.
  • Donald: And I'm sorry.
  • Douglas: No, I'm sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Douglas.
  • Donald: I'm sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Insisted Donald.
  • Duck: Don't argue about who's sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Chuckled Duck.
  • Duck: Just be glad you're back together.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And they were.
  • (Twin Trouble ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Donald and Douglas got to apologize.
  • Tea: Wow, i never believed it.
  • Kitty: You'd be leaving right?
  • The Conductors: Uh huh.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Bailey: Now, what's in store.
  • (She notices a jack-in-a-box from the fifth season)
  • Bailey: It's a jack-in-a-box that Ash tested. I'll try it.
  • (She tests out the jack-in-a-box, until...)
  • Penny: Bailey, wait! That box doesn't belong to...
  • (Too late, a creepy clown emerges from the box and scares Bailey to death)
  • Bailey: Gah!
  • (She faints at that moment)
  • Marina: No, Bailey!
  • Tea: This is bad.
  • Maylu: Now, we'll never be able to make her get up.
  • Mel: Oh my.
  • Star: Who's behind all of this.
  • Mr. Conductor 1's Double: Yes!
  • Mr. Conductor 2's Double: Prank succeeded.
  • (They both high 5 each other)
  • (Meanwhile, at the jukebox)
  • Tito: I'll be singing Will The Real Tito Swing Please Stand Up.
  • Didi: You will.
  • Tex: Ye know what happened to Bailey?
  • Rex: She's fainted naturally.
  • Grace: Let's hit it, guys.
  • (Tito sings Will The Real Tito Swing Please Stand Up, with the others doing the instruments)
  • Tito: May I comment on your hair, now? May I comment on your hair, now? Will the real Tito Swing please stand up? I repeat, will the real Tito Swing please stand up? We all love you man, your awesome.. Y'all act like you never seen a hippy before Jaws all open when you see my shoes on the floor like I was some actor and start screamin and screamin when I walk thorugh the door Fans first were normal, chanting Brady Bunch (Ahh!) It's the finale of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say the show series is over?" And Davy Jones.. of course, it's been on for years! Davy Jones is retro, he's my biggest fan! (Ha-ha!) Senior girls love Tito Swing {*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*} "Tito Swing, I'm so proud of him Look at him, walkin around coming his you-know-what cuttin the grass which-is-astroturf," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" Yeah, I probably got a couple of knots in my brilo pad hair due But no worse, than what fight is goin on in da boy's room Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just comb my hair, but can't but it's cool for da Fonzi to be friends wid Cunningham "Da seventies love me, da seventies love me" And if your lucky, you can see my brother Bobby And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a root beer float is Of course they gonna know what Mickey Mouse is By the time they age two They got the Disney Channel don't they? "We ain't nothing but Bradys.." Well, some of us crazy who can sing like they're a sailor is the navy {*SLURP*} But if we can watch the Happy Days or the oh yeah Bradys then there's no reason that a child won't go crazy {*EWWW!*} But if you smell how I smell, yo better use deoderant Now me dad Brady is cuckoo according to mom, really that's what she said (Chorus X 2) I'm Tito Swing, yes I'm the real Brady All you other Tito Swing's are just imitating So won't the real Tito Swing please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? Well Peter don't have to be what his dad expects him to be; well he wants to drive, and race on NASCAR Tv! Now I give a shout when our made Alice acts like a Brady Half of the family can't even stand it, shut up thats all I need! "But Tito what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Win what? A beauty contest or a seventies emmy An emmy is great now what were you tryin to ask me? Oh, I see that Peter is in Aspen and wants to ski so I can sit next to Marsha Mrs. Big Nosey and hear 'em argue over who had the larger nose Back then they never had MTV "Yeah, that's cool, but who needs it anyway!" I should grab a comb for me and show the whole world how I'm a cutey I'm sick of you Beatles, you're no match for me so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*} And there's a million of us just like me who dress like me; who want the hair of me who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me and just might be the next best thing but never me! (Chorus) I got in trouble using my dad's colone Then I had to share a room with Peter and Bob The only difference is that I'm on the top bunk And they all know that I am the crowned king of funk I just get on the stage and do a split and whether you like to admit it That I am a better stylist than you and you Then you wonder how fast I can say you and you and you It's funny; cause it smells, aw PU I'll be the only person in the world to be funkadelic I am now old but I have hair, don't forget to gel it!! And I'm jerk in real life but on the light I'm really nice And everybody knows I'm as evil as mice But there's no darn chance that my hair has lice {*HACH*} Don't worry my hair is nice Screaming "Alleluia" Winning games of pong, boo yah! So, will the real Tito please stand up? And put one of the comes in a fro in and up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? (Chorus x 2) Hey myan!
  • (Will The Real Tito Swing Please Stand Up ends)
  • (Meanwhile, Schemer, Schemee and Team Rocket hear about Bailey)
  • Schemer: Yes! Bailey's down.
  • Scheme: Yahoo!
  • Jessie: It's perfect.
  • James: We'd say it's our duty.
  • Meowth: What a celebration.
  • Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet.
  • (Back with Marina and the others, they have placed Bailey in bed)
  • Mel: For what Bailey did, she couldn't make it.
  • Star: Yeah.
  • Tea: The only recent thing to do is to give her a nice rest.
  • Kitty: It's our plan to do it.
  • Kimiko: What are we gonna do now?
  • (Mel picks up her guitar)
  • Mel: This song is for what i did way back in 1997.
  • (She starts to sing Breakaway through her guitar)
  • Mel: (singing) Grew up in a small town and when the rain would fall down. I'd just stare out my window. Dreaming of what could be and if i'd end up happy, i would pray. Trying hard to reach out, but when i tried to speak out. Felt like no one could hear me. Wanted to belong here but something felt so wrong here, so i'd pray. I could breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget all the ones that i love i'll take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Wanna feel the warm breeze, sleep under a palm tree. Feel the rush of the ocean. Get onboard a fast train, travel on a jet plane, far away. And breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky and i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, i won't forget all the ones that i loved i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Building with a hundred floors, swinging round revolving doors, Maybe i don't know where they'll take me but. Gotta keep moving on, moving on. Fly away, breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, though it's not easy to tell you goodbye gotta take a risk, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget the place i come from i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway, breakaway, breakaway.
  • (Breakaway ends)
  • Mel: I hope Bailey's alright.
  • (The Conductors' Doubles can be heard saying Yahoo!)
  • Buena Girl: Marina, stay here and don't move.
  • Rita: We'll take care of those evil doubles ourselves.
  • (They all leave)
  • Marina: Good luck.
  • (Now, Mel and the others are looking for the Conductors' Doubles)
  • Mel: Where could they go?
  • Mr. Conductor 1's Double: Trying to get away?
  • (The girls could find The Conductors' Doubles)
  • Star: I get it, those two creeps.
  • Mr. Conductor 2's Double: We'll be glad that's a success.
  • Tea: What have you done to Bailey!?
  • Kitty: It's your fault for doing such pranks.
  • Mr. Conductor 1's Double: Trying to torment us?
  • Mr. Conductor 2's Double: Fair chance.
  • (They try to run off until...)
  • Lexi: Oh no you won't.
  • (She freezes The Conductors' Doubles with her psychic powers)
  • Star: Eat this.
  • (She shoots a laser from her wand, and The Conductors' Doubles become papers once again)
  • Star: That should do it.
  • Buena Girl: Wow, Star, you're excellent.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: That's one way to approve.
  • Tea: Now, Bailey's going to feel much better.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sure she does.
  • Kimiko: I don't remember those dipping stories.
  • Maylu: Haven't you remembered Bill and Ben?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: They do. They wanted buffers for their own. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Buffer Bother starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill and Ben are quarry engines. They are twins. They play together, they shunt freight cars together. They even get up to naughtyness together. Whenever you find Bill you will find Ben. Whether you find Ben you will find Bill. Sir Topham Hatt had come to inspect his quarry engines. He found that Mavis and Bill were in fine working order.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Unfortunately, Ben.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Your buffers are damaged. You must report to the engine works inmediately for a new set of buffers. Mavis you will have to work with Bill until Ben returns.
  • Mavis: Yes sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis and Sir Topham Hatt drove away. Ben was happy.
  • Ben: I'm going to get new buffers!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He gloated to Bill.
  • Bill: Well i should get new buffers too.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill complained.
  • Bill: We're twins. We do everything together.
  • Ben: But you don't need new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Ben teased.
  • Bill: You're getting new buffers because you're getting clumsy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Bill enviously.
  • Ben: No I'm not!
  • Bill: Yes you are!
  • Ben: No I'm not!
  • Bill: Yes you are!
  • Mavis: Will you two stop being crackpots?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis scolded.
  • Mavis: Now come on, Bill, we've got work to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Ben couldn't wait to get new buffers. Later, Bill watched as Ben chuffed away to the engine works. He was green with envy, he wanted new buffers too. Bill returned to his job but he wasn't thinking about work. All he could think about was Ben's new buffers.
  • Bill: Ooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
  • Bill: (sneezes)
  • Mavis: Be careful.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
  • Mavis: And stop thinking about Ben's new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill tried thinking about birds, he tried thinking about trees, he tried thinking about anything but Ben and his brand new buffers. But it didn't work.
  • Bill: I want new buffers too!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He cried.
  • Mavis: Just be happy you're in good working order.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
  • Bill: It's not fair!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill huffed and he weeshed soot all over Mavis.
  • Mavis: Bill!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gasped Mavis.
  • Bill: Oops, sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill. Bill tried his best to get with his work. But the troublesome trucks have spotted a chance for a tease.
  • Trucks: Poor poor Bill, he works, he suffers, while Ben his twin gets brand new buffers!
  • Bill: I might not have new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Bill: But I still know how to biff troublesome trucks.
  • Mavis: No!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis cried. But it was too late. Ben puffed into the quarry with his shiny new buffers just in time to hear...
  • Bill: Bust my buffers!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Bill.
  • Ben: I think you have.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Ben. When Sir Topham Hatt arrived and saw Bill's broken buffers, he was not happy.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You behaved badly Bill.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
  • Bill: Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Before you get new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Continued Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I want you to think what it means to be a responsible reliable engine.
  • Bill: Yes Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Answered Bill weakly. After Sir Topham Hatt left, Ben rolled up to Bill with his new buffers gleaming.
  • Bill: They are nice buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill said.
  • Ben: Thanks.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Ben said.
  • Ben: I'm sorry I teased you.
  • Bill: That's all right.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
  • Bill: I was naughty too.
  • Ben: Of course you are.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Ben.
  • Ben: We're twins.
  • (Buffer Bother ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Bill and Ben did that same thing.
  • Mel: Oh, that's nice.
  • Penny: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (As The Conductors disappear, Bailey returns from her recovery)
  • Bailey: Where am i?
  • Marina: Bailey, you're back!
  • Tea: We were so worried about you.
  • Bailey: Huh?
  • Maylu: The reason is that we're happy to have you back.
  • Bailey: Wow, that's awesome.
  • Mel: You were right, Penny. Star had done a good day's work.
  • Penny: No problem, Mel.
  • (They both high 5 each other as the episode concludes)
  • (The end credits then show the train from the same opening)
  • (While they roll, the What's New, Scooby-Doo? theme plays)
  • Chorus: What's new, Scooby-Doo? We're coming after you. You're gonna solve that mystery. I see you, Scooby-Doo; The trail leads back to you. What's new, Scooby-Doo? What's new, Scooby-Doo? We're gonna follow you. You're gonna solve that mystery. We see you, Scooby-Doo; We're coming after you. What's new, Scooby-Doo? Don't look back! You may find another clue. The Scooby snacks* will be waiting here for you. What's new, Scooby-Doo? We're coming after you. You're gonna solve that mystery. I see you, Scooby-Doo; The trail leads back to you. What's new, Scooby-Doo? Na, na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na What's new, Scooby-Doo?

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