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The Runaway and Other Stories (Pongo and Friends version) is a Pongo and Friends parody of the fan-made Thomas and Friends video of the same name. It features two Season 1 episodes, two Season 2 episodes, one Season 3 episode and two Season 4 episodes of Pongo The Dalmatian and Friends narrated by George Carlin, plus one song.

Cast

  • Pongo (from 101 Dalmatians) as Thomas
  • Hercules (from Hercules) as Edward
  • Baloo (from The Jungle Book) as Henry
  • Sir Ector (from The Sword in the Stone) as Gordon
  • Donald Duck (from Mickey Mouse) as James
  • Piglet (from Winnie the Pooh) as Percy
  • Friar Tuck (from Robin Hood) as Toby
  • Jiminy Cricket (from Pinocchio) as Duck
  • The Raccoon Twins (from Peter Pan) as Donald and Douglas
  • Tweedledee (from Alice in Wonderland) as Bill
  • Tweedledum (from Alice in Wonderland) as Ben
  • Mufasa (from The Lion King) as BoCo
  • Robin Hood (from Robin Hood) as Stepney
  • Tod (from The Fox and the Hound) as Bertie
  • Sleepy Dwarf (from Snow White) as Rusty
  • Mickey Mouse (from Mickey Mouse) as Sir Topham Hatt
  • Sebastian (from The Little Mermaid) as Terence
  • Copper (from The Fox and the Hound) as Trevor
  • Owl (from Winnie the Pooh) as Harold
  • Abigal and Amelia (from The Aristocats) as Annie and Clarabel

Episodes

  1. The Runaway
  2. Wrong Road
  3. Sleepy To The Rescue
  4. Pongo and Robin Hood
  5. Sir Ector Takes A Dip
  6. Donald Goes Buzz Buzz
  7. A Big Day For Pongo

Song

  1. Let's Have A Race

Transcript

The Runaway

  • George Carlin: Pongo the Dalmatian was ill. Workmen had been trying to make him better, but it was no use.
  • Mickey Mouse: Hercules must take you to the works.
  • George Carlin: Said Mickey Mouse. Pongo felt very miserable. Then, Mickey spoke to Jiminy Cricket.
  • Mickey: I want you to help Piglet and Friar Tuck while Pongo is away.
  • George Carlin: Jiminy was delighted. He already knew Piglet and soon made friends with Friar Tuck and Todd. Sebastian gave him a big welcome too.
  • Sebastian: Take care of Pongo's coaches.
  • George Carlin: He advised.
  • Sebastian: He's sure to miss them while he's away.
  • George Carlin: Sebastian was very gentle with the coaches. Abigal and Ameila were impressed.
  • Abigal and Amelia: Such nice manners.
  • George Carlin: They told each other.
  • Abigal Amelia: It really is a pleasure to go out with him.
  • George Carlin: When Pongo came back, Abigal and Amelia told him how well Jiminy had managed. Pongo was so pleased to be home that he soon forgot to be jealous. The works have left Pongo's handbrake very stiff. It made his brakes seen they were on, when in fact they were not. As a result, he and his coaches often overran the platform. Pongo found this most embarrasing. Gradually, his driver and fireman learned to be extra careful. But one day, Pongo's fireman was ill and a relief man took his place. The fireman had fastened the coupling and joined the driver and stationmaster on the platform to wait for Baloo's passengers. The fireman had forgot all about Pongo's handbrake. Pongo simmered happily.
  • Pongo: Not long now.
  • George Carlin: He thought. As he saw Baloo slowly approaching. But Pongo's brakes were not on and suddenly he felt his feet begin to move. He tried to stop, but he couldn't without his driver and fireman. He tried to whistle a warning, but he couldn't do that either. The Conductor, driver, fireman and passengers were all stranded on the platform.
  • Abigal and Amelia: Stop! Stop!
  • George Carlin: Shrieked Abigal and Amelia. But Pongo, with plenty of steam, kept on going. The alarm went down the line.
  • Signalman: Stop the runaway!
  • George Carlin: There ready for action was Owl. The inspector had made a plan and together they took off into the sky. At last Thomas was tiring.
  • Pongo: I need to stop, I need to stop.
  • George Carlin: He panted weirdly. As they neared the next station Pongo saw Owl land. They entered the platform slowly enough for the inspector to act. Judging his moments the inspector scrambled into the cab and screwed the brakes on.
  • (The inspector brakes with all his strength)
  • George Carlin: At last Pongo stopped. Both he and the inspector were very relieved. Then they thanked Owl.
  • Owl: Think nothing of it. Glad to be at service anytime.
  • Inspector: Pongo.
  • George Carlin: Remarked The inspector.
  • Inspector: We must never let this happen again.
  • George Carlin: Weirdly, Pongo agreed with him.

Wrong Road

  • George Carlin: Pongo's route is important and so is Hercules. But their tracks and bridges are not so strong as those on the main line. Mickey Mouse does not allow the heavier main line Disney Characters like Sir Ector to run on them. But one day, the way Sir Ector was talking, he would have tought Mickey had given this order for quite another reason.
  • Sir Ector: It's not fair!
  • George Carlin: Grumbled Sir Ector.
  • Hercules: What isn't fair?
  • George Carlin: Asked Hercules.
  • Sir Ector: Letting branch line diesels pull main line trains.
  • Hercules: Never mind, Sir Ector. I'm sure Mufasa will let you pull his pirates sometimes.
  • George Carlin: Sir Ector spluttered.
  • Sir Ector: I wont pull Mufasa's dirty pirates. I wont run on branch lines.
  • Hercules: Why not it will be a nice change.
  • Sir Ector: Mickey Mouse would never approve.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Sir Ector.
  • Sir Ector: Branch lines are vulgar.
  • George Carlin: Sir Ector puffed away. Hercules chuckled and followed him to the station. Every evening the two Disney Characters pulled two fast trains from the station. Sir Ector always leaves first with an express for the main line. Hercules follows five minutes later with his train for the branch line. Usually everything runs like clockwork. But tonight there was trouble. A Lady in a green floppy hat was saying goodbye to a friend. It was nearly time for Sir Ector to start. The fireman looked back towards the conductor's van and saw something green waving.
  • Fireman: Right away, mate!
  • George Carlin: He thought the conductor had waved his flag. Sir Ector started. Leaving luggage, his passengers and the conductor all standing on the platform. Everyone was very surprised and cross. To make matters worse, by the time Sir Ector had been stopped and brought back, Hercules was already late with his train. So now, he set off first. But the signalman at the junction wasn't told about the change. By mistake, he sent Hercules along the main line. Sir Ector was sent along the branch and arrived cold and cross on one of the sidings near the harbour. Next morning, Tweedledee and Tweedledum peeped into the yard. There were no pirates for them but they didn't mind that. Teasing Sir Ector will be much better fun.
  • Tweedledee: What's that?
  • George Carlin: Asked Tweedledee?
  • Tweedledum: Sheesh!
  • George Carlin: Whispered Tweedledum.
  • Tweedledum: It's Sir Ector.
  • Tweedledee: It looks like Sir Ector but it can't be. Sir Ector never comes on the branch lines. He thinks they're vulgar.
  • George Carlin: Sir Ector pretended he hadn't heard.
  • Tweedledum: If it isn't Sir Ector.
  • George Carlin: Said Tweedledum.
  • Tweedledum: It's just a pile of Old Iron.
  • Tweedledee: Which we better take it to the scrapyard.
  • Tweedledum: No Tweedledee, this blocks used for scrap we'll take it to the harbour and dump it in the sea.
  • George Carlin: Sir Ector was alarmed.
  • Sir Ector: I am Sir Ector. Stop, stop!
  • George Carlin: When Mufasa suddenly arrived, Sir Ector thought him the most beautiful sight he had ever been.
  • Sir Ector: Mufasa, my dear character, save me.
  • George Carlin: Mufasa quickly sized up the situation and threathened to take away the pirates he brought for Tweedledee and Tweedledum. This made the twins behave at once. Sir Ector tought Mufasa was wonderful.
  • Sir Ector: Those little demons. How do you do it?
  • Mufasa: Ah well.
  • George Carlin: Said Mufasa.
  • Mufasa: It's just a knack.
  • George Carlin: Sir Ector still believed that Mufasa saved his life. But he knows the twins were only teasing. Don't we?

Sleepy To The Rescue

  • George Carlin: In springtime, Sleepy loves to visit a faraway place. It's filled with bluebells. The air smells sweet and Sleepy thinks there's no better place than be. One day, Pongo was passing by just as Sleepy was having a drink.
  • Pongo: Peep Peep! Good morning. Your driver looks a little worried. I wonder why.
  • Sleepy: I don't know.
  • George Carlin: Said Sleepy.
  • Sleepy: But I soon will. Excuse me.
  • George Carlin: Said Sleepy.
  • Sleepy: But there's something wrong?
  • Sleepy's Driver: Yes indeed.
  • George Carlin: Replied the driver.
  • Sleepy's Driver: They need another Disney Character to help us run the special line.
  • Sleepy: A Disney Character.
  • George Carlin: Laughed Sleepy.
  • Sleepy: Maybe I can find one.
  • George Carlin: Later, Sleepy saw the Racoon Twin 2 and Piglet. Sleepy had an idea.
  • Sleepy: Can you help me find another Disney Character?
  • The Racoon Twin 2: Where?
  • Sleepy: Where'd you found Peter Pan?
  • The Racoon Twin 2: You mean on the Other Railway?
  • Sleepy: Yes. I'm looking for a Disney Character.
  • George Carlin: And Sleepy explained everything.
  • The Racoon Twin 2: I like to help. But these days it's only Diesels that go there.
  • George Carlin: Then Sleepy decided.
  • Sleepy: So that's were I go.
  • The Racoon Twin 2: Take care.
  • George Carlin: Sleepy told the driver all about the plan and that night he came to the shed.
  • Sleepy's Driver: The manager says he'll make a home for a Disney Character if you find one.
  • Sleepy: Right.
  • George Carlin: Said Sleepy.
  • Sleepy: We'll find one tomorrow.
  • George Carlin: It took them all the next day to travel to the Other Railway. Darkness fell and the cold wind blew.
  • Sleepy: Ooh. What's that?
  • George Carlin: But it was only the sounds of a lonely scrapyard. Diesel silent and still lined up guard.
  • Diesels: Who are you?
  • George Carlin: Sleepy plucked up courage.
  • Sleepy: I'm a shed and sidings inspection dwarf. Have you any characters in the shed?
  • Diesels: No! None!
  • George Carlin: Sleepy rally began.
  • Sleepy: Then what about the sidings?
  • Diesels: One. We have one.
  • George Carlin: Sleepy grew braver still.
  • Sleepy: Then I'll just go and inspect.
  • George Carlin: A small character with a tall funnel stood sad and alone in a shadowy siding. His driver was huddled in the cab, keeping it company.
  • Sleepy: Excuse me.
  • George Carlin: Said Sleepy.
  • Sleepy: Do you like bluebells?
  • George Carlin: The character looks dawdled.
  • Robin Hood: Yes, bluebells are beautiful.
  • Sleepy: Then you're soon going to see lots of them because I'm getting you out of here.
  • George Carlin: Everyone worked fast. It was difficult to set the fire, but soon it was glowing hot and Robin Hood had a good head of steam. Sleepy's engineer agreed to be Robin Hood's fireman. So off they set, past the bleak and bluey lines of diesels.
  • Diesels: Where is he going?
  • George Carlin: They hissed.
  • Sleepy: Just down the line.
  • George Carlin: Replied Sleepy, and they chuffered quickly away.
  • Sleepy: We've done it.
  • George Carlin: Whispered Sleepy.
  • Sleepy: We're over the board and back on the railway. Mission accomplished.
  • George Carlin: When Sleepy and the character arrived in the valley, a big welcome awaited him.
  • Manager: We shall mend you and give you your new coat of paint.
  • George Carlin: Said the manager. His driver was delighted.
  • Robin Hood's Driver: You lucky old character. You've been saved by the bluebell railway.
  • Robin Hood: And my friend Sleepy. I wouldn't be here if it weren't for Sleepy.
  • George Carlin: Now the little character is has happy as can be and helps the passengers and visit at bluebell time. His name is Robin Hood but everyone calls him the Disney Character.

Pongo and Robin Hood

  • George Carlin: Pongo the Dalmatian was feeling very happy. His white coat shone in the sun, he was right on time, and all around his branch line the countryside seems prettier than ever before.
  • Pongo: Peep peep! Good morning, Piglet.
  • George Carlin: He whistled.
  • Pongo: My branch is the pride of the line. Wouldn't you agree?
  • Piglet: Uh, yes, Pongo, of course, but, uh...
  • Pongo: But what, Piglet? Out with it.
  • Piglet: Well there is another character with the famous branch line too.
  • Pongo: Who? Where?
  • Piglet: His name's Robin Hood. He's far away, but Mickey Mouse says he may visit us.
  • Pongo: When?
  • Piglet: Oh, someday.
  • George Carlin: And Piglet hurried away. Meanwhile Robin Hod puffed steadily along his line. It isn't very long, and that made him feel a little sad. Later he saw Sleepy, the little dwarf had saved Robin Hood from scrap.
  • Robin Hood: Everyone's been so kind, but my railway was so sure, that I do miss a good long run.
  • Sleepy: I think you should tell driver too.
  • George Carlin: Replied Sleepy.
  • Sleepy: I'm sure he'll understand.
  • George Carlin: Robin Hood soon discovered that indeed he did.
  • Driver: You know, Robin, I feel just the same way.
  • George Carlin: That evening, he had exciting news.
  • Driver: Guess what, Robin? Mickey Mouse has invited to the other engines on his own railway. Manager agreed. It'll be really long run to get there.
  • Robin Hood: Oh, thank you!
  • George Carlin: Sighed Robin. They set off next morning. But now, all the other characters were talking about Robin.
  • Piglet: He runs a famous branch line. Did you know that?
  • George Carlin: Said Piglet. Pongo was feeling a little jealous.
  • Pongo: Huh! It may be famous but my branch is the first on the line. Everyone knows that too.
  • George Carlin: And he huffed away to fetch his coaches.
  • Piglet: Look!
  • George Carlin: Squeaked Piglet.
  • Piglet: Why have they all come? There's no train yet.
  • George Carlin: But Piglet was wrong. The signal dropped, and from far away an character's whistle.
  • The Racoon Twin 2: Here he comes!
  • George Carlin: Yelled the Racoon Twin 2. Robin puffed proudly through the junction.
  • Hercules: I hope you'll meet Thomas too.
  • George Carlin: Said Hercules.
  • Hercules: You both have branch lines to be proud of.
  • George Carlin: Then Robin set off to help Jiminy Cricker shunt coaches in the yards, and they worked happily together all afternoon. At last, Pongo arrived.
  • Pongo: Sorry, can't talk. It's time for my last branch line train. Mustn't be late.
  • George Carlin: He was hardly out of sight when the characters heard shouting at the station. Moments later came the alarm.
  • Man: Stop all train!
  • George Carlin: The signalman answered the telephone.
  • Signalman: A special, is it? I see.
  • George Carlin: Pongo was impatient.
  • Pongo: Why are we waiting? My passengers have been delayed.
  • Driver: Sorry, Pongo.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: We're been shunted to allow another train to pass.
  • George Carlin: Soon they heard an unfamiliar puffing sound. There was Robin with his headlamp swang and whistle blowing. He gathered speed and disappeared.
  • Pongo: Well bust my boiler!
  • George Carlin: Said Pongo the Dalmatian. Next morning, he was still fuming.
  • Pongo: Shunted! And on my own branch too! It's a disgrace!
  • Robin Hood: I'm sorry.
  • George Carlin: Said Robin.
  • Robin Hood: I was a special.
  • Pongo: Why?
  • Robin Hood: An important passenger arrived just as you left. He ordered a special train and Jiminy let me take it. We had a splendid run, but uh...
  • Pongo: But...
  • George Carlin: Finished Pongo.
  • Pongo: It can make a character nervous not to know the line.
  • Robin Hood: Excatly.
  • George Carlin: Said Robin.
  • Robin Hood: You're such an expert.
  • George Carlin: Pongo felt much better. He couldn't be cross anymore and began telling Robin all about his branch line.

Sir Ector Takes A Dip

  • George Carlin: Sir Ector was resting in a siding. Sometimes he thought...
  • Sir Ector: It's really tiring to be such a large and splendid Disney character, one does have to keep up appearance is so.
  • Baloo: Peep peep peep peep! Hello, lazybones!
  • George Carlin: Whistled Baloo.
  • Sir Ector: What cheek!
  • George Carlin: Spluttered Sir Ector.
  • Sir Ector: That Baloo is too big for his feet. Fancy speaking to me like that. Me who has never had an accident.
  • Piglet: Aren't jammed whistles and burst safety valves accidents?
  • George Carlin: Asked Piglet innocently.
  • Sir Ector: No indeed. High spirits. Might happen to any Disney character. But to come off the rails like Baloo did. Well, I ask you. Is that right? Is it decent?
  • George Carlin: Then it was Baloo's turn to take the express. Sir Ector watch him getting ready.
  • Sir Ector: Be careful, Baloo. You're not pulling the Flying Kipper now. Mind you keep on the rails today.
  • George Carlin: Baloo went off in a huff, and Sir Ector yawned and went to sleep. But not for long.
  • Driver: Wake up, Ector.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: A special train's coming and we're to pull it.
  • Sir Ector: Is it coaches or pirates?
  • Driver: Pirates.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Sir Ector: Pirates.
  • George Carlin: Said Sir Ector.
  • Sir Ector: Puh-huh.
  • George Carlin: Sir Ector's fire was slow to start, so Hercules had to push Sir Ector to the turntable to get him facing the right way.
  • Sir Ector: I won't go, I won't go!
  • George Carlin: Grumbled Sir Ector.
  • Hercules: Don't be silly, don't be silly.
  • George Carlin: Puffed Hercules. At last, Sir Ector was on the turntable. The movement had shaken his fire. It was now burning nicely and making steam. Sir Ector was cross and didn't care what he did. He waited till the table was halfway round.
  • Sir Ector: I'll show them, I'll show them.
  • George Carlin: He hissed. He moved slowly forward to jam the table, but he couldn't stop himself and slithered into the ditch.
  • Sir Ector: Oosh!
  • George Carlin: He hissed.
  • Sir Ector: Get me out, get me out!
  • Driver: Not a hope.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver and fireman.
  • Fireman: You're stuck, you silly great Disney character. Don't you understand that?
  • George Carlin: They telephoned Mickey Mouse.
  • Mickey Mouse: So Ector didn't want to take the special train and ran into a ditch? What's that you say? The special's waiting? Tell Hercules to take it please. And Ector? Leave him where his is. We'll get him out later.
  • George Carlin: On the other side of the ditch, some little boys were chattering.
  • Boy 1: Oh, doesn't he look silly?
  • Boy 2: They'll never get him out.
  • George Carlin: They began to sing.
  • Boys: Silly old Ector fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch, silly old Ector fell in a ditch all in the Monday morning.
  • George Carlin: Sir Ector layed in the ditch all day.
  • Sir Ector: Oh, dear.
  • George Carlin: He thought.
  • Sir Ector: I shall never get out.
  • George Carlin: But that evening, they lifted Sir Ector and made a rope of sleepers under his feet to keep him from the mud. Strong ropes were fastened to his back end, and Donald and Baloo pulling hard, managed to bring him to safety. Late that night, Sir Ector crawled home, a sadder and wiser Disney Character.

Donald Goes Buzz Buzz

  • George Carlin: Copper the Hound Dog was enjoying his work in the vicarage orchard. Birds were singing, and apples were ripening on the trees. It was a lovely day.
  • Donald Duck: Hello, Copper.
  • George Carlin: Said Donald.
  • Donald Duck: You look as bright and cheerful as my white feathers.
  • Copper: Oh, I am.
  • George Carlin: Replied Copper.
  • Donald Duck: What's that noise?
  • Copper: "It's the bees.
  • George Carlin: Laughed Copper.
  • Copper: They're all in these boxy things called beehives. I'm taking them to the station. Grimsby says his bees make good honey, and he's giving some of them to his friends.
  • George Carlin: Just then, Mufasa the Lion hummed in.
  • Mufasa: Take care, you two. Don't make the bees angry. They might sting you.
  • George Carlin: Donald didn't like being told what to do by a lion, and he buzzed away.
  • Mufasa: Goodbye, Copper.
  • George Carlin: Called Mufasa, and set off to see Jiminy Cricket at the next station. Tweedledee and Tweedledum, the twins, were busy arranging pirates, but they scampered off when they saw Mufasa.
  • George Carlin: I remember the first time I met those two.
  • George Carlin: Laughed Mufasa.
  • Mufasa: They nearly made my eyes pop out. Hercules soon put a stop to their games.
  • Jiminy Cricket: Hercules is the only one who can keep Tweedledee and Tweedledum in order.
  • George Carlin: Chuckled Jiminy.
  • Jiminy Cricket: I sometimes call them 'The Bees'.
  • Mufasa: A good name.
  • George Carlin: Replied Mufasa.
  • Mufasa: They're terrors when they start buzzing around.
  • George Carlin: Donald bustled in.
  • Donald Duck: What's that, Jiminy? Are you afraid of bees? They're only insects, after all, so don't let that buzzbox lion tell you different.
  • Jiminy Cricket: His name is Mufasa, and he didn't. We...
  • Donald Duck: I wouldn't care. If hundreds were swarming around. I'd just blow at them and make them buzz off.
  • Jiminy Cricket: Buzz buzz buzz.
  • George Carlin: Retorted Jiminy. The next morning, Donald arrived at the station to collect his flowers. The passengers were excited, and keen to get on board. The platform was crowded, and the porter was in a hurry.
  • Porter: Mind your backs.
  • George Carlin: He shouted. Then, there was trouble. The beehive fell and broke open. The station cleared like magic. Donald heard a familiar buzzing. The bees were too cold to be cross, so they buzzed around the fireman, hoping he'd mend their hive, but he didn't understand. Nor did his driver, so the bees turned to Donald. His sailor suit was nice and warm.
  • Donald Duck: Buzz off! Buzz off!
  • George Carlin: Hissed Donald. One bee burnt his foot.
  • Bee: Ooh, aah, ooh! ooh!
  • George Carlin: The bee thought Donald burnt him on purpose. So it stung Donald right back on the beak.
  • Donald Duck: EEEE!
  • George Carlin: Whistled Donald. He had had enough. So had his fireman and driver. They didn't notice till' too late that they had left all of their flowers behind. They tried everything to get rid of the bees. First, they spun on the turntable, but to no avail. They tried washing them off, but the bees clung harder to Donald's warm sailor suit. Then they tried smoking them off by going through a long tunnel, but still, the bees wouldn't go away.
  • Donald Duck's Driver: It's no good, Donald.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Donald Duck's Driver: We'll just have to go back to the orchard, and fetch another hive.
  • George Carlin: Donald's reply was drowned by the sound of buzzing. Grimsby was waiting anxiously for Donald. When he arrived, the bees swarmed straight into their new home.
  • Donald Duck's Driver: Come on, Donald.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Donald Duck's Driver: What you need now is a good hose-down.
  • George Carlin: Later that day, Donald was resting in his house, when Grimsby came to see him.
  • Grimsby: Thank you for saving my bees.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Grimsby: It's a pity it's not Christmas; then we could call you Donald the red-beaked duck!
  • George Carlin: Everyone laughed, even Donald. But instead, they decided to call Donald "The Bees' Knees", which means they thought he was more useful than ever.

A Big Day For Pongo

  • George Carlin: Pongo the Dalmatian was grumbling to the other Disney Characters.
  • Pongo: I spend my time pulling flowers about, ready for you to take out on journeys.
  • George Carlin: The other Disney Characters laughed.
  • Pongo: Why can't I take passengers, too?
  • Sir Ector: You're too impatient.
  • George Carlin: They said.
  • Sir Ector: You'd be sure to leave something behind.
  • Pongo: Rubbish!
  • George Carlin: Said Pongo.
  • Pongo: I'll show you.
  • George Carlin: One night, he and Baloo were alone. Baloo was ill. The men worked hard, but he didn't get better. He felt just as bad next morning. Baloo usually took the first passengers, and Pongo had to get his flowers ready.
  • Pongo: If Baloo is ill,
  • George Carlin: He thought.
  • Pongo: Perhaps I shall take his flowers.
  • George Carlin: Pongo ran to find the flowers.
  • Pongo: Come along, come along!
  • George Carlin: He fussed.
  • Flowers: There's plenty of time, there's plenty of time.
  • George Carlin: They grumbled. Pongo took them to the platform, and wanted to run around in front at once. But his driver wouldn't let him.
  • Pongo's Driver: Don't be impatient, Pongo!
  • George Carlin: Pongo waited and waited. People got on board, the conductor and stationmaster walked up and down, the porter secured the plants, and still, Baloo didn't come. Pongo got more and more excited. Mickey Mouse came to see what was the matter, and the guard and the stationmaster told him about Baloo.
  • Mickey Mouse: Find another Disney Character.
  • George Carlin: He ordered.
  • Conductor and Stationmaster: There's only Pongo.
  • George Carlin: They said.
  • Mickey Mouse: You'll have to do it then, Pongo. Be quick now.
  • George Carlin: So Pongo ran round in front and backed down onto the flowers ready to start.
  • Pongo's Driver: Let's not be impatient.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Pongo's Driver: We'll wait till everything is ready.
  • George Carlin: But Pongo was too excited to listen. What happened then, nobody knows. Perhaps the first flower forgot to grab Pongo, or perhaps Pongo was given the signal by mistake. Anyhow, Pongo started without his flowers. As they passed the first signal tower, men waved and shouted, but he didn't stop.
  • Pongo: They're waving because I'm such a splendid dalmatian.
  • George Carlin: He thought importantly.
  • Pongo: Baloo says it's hard to pull flowers, but I think it's easy. Hurry, hurry, hurry!
  • George Carlin: He puffed, pretending to be like Sir Ector.
  • Pongo: People have never seen me taking passengers before. It's nice of them to wave.
  • George Carlin: And he barked.
  • Pongo: Ruff, ruff! Thank you."
  • George Carlin: Then he came to a signal at 'Danger'.
  • Pongo: Bother!
  • George Carlin: He thought.
  • Pongo: I must stop, and I was going so nicely, too! What a nuisance signals are.
  • George Carlin: He called out an angry bark. The signalman ran up.
  • Signalman: Hello, Pongo.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Signalman: What are you doing here?"
  • Pongo: I'm pulling flowers.
  • George Carlin: Said Pongo.
  • Pongo: Can't you see?
  • Signalman: Where are your flowers, then?
  • George Carlin: Pongo looked back.
  • Pongo: Why, bless me!
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Pongo: If we haven't left them behind!
  • Signalman: Yes.
  • George Carlin: Said the signalman.
  • Signalman: You'd better go back quickly and fetch them.
  • George Carlin: Poor Pongo was so sad, he nearly cried.
  • Pongo's Driver: Cheer up.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Pongo's Driver: Let's go back quickly and try again.
  • George Carlin: At the station, all the passengers were talking at once. They were telling Mickey what a bad place Disneyland was. But when Pongo came back, they saw how sad he was, and couldn't be cross. He held on to the flowers, and this time he really pulled them. Afterwards, the other Disney Characters laughed at Pongo and said,
  • Baloo and Donald Duck: Look, there's Pongo, who wanted to take some passengers, but forgot about the flowers!
  • George Carlin: But Pongo had already learned not to make the same mistake again.

Let's Have A Race

  • Children: A lesson that's worth learning One you never should forget Is the art of friendly rivalry It's not always about winning You must learn that from the start Enjoy yourself remember What counts is taking part. Let's have a race, have a race, have a race Let's see who is the quickest Who can be the fastest On your marks, now get set, go! Let's set a pace, set a pace, set a pace Let's see if you can catch me Let's see if you can match me so Let's have a race, have a race.
  • (Children cheering)
  • Children: (singing) Pongo challenged Todd To a friendly race one day The driver said get ready But be careful on the way The friends lined up together Enjoying the fun The stationmaster called out Are you ready to begin. Let's have a race, have a race, have a race Let's see who is the quickest Who can be the fastest On your marks, now get set, go! Let's set a pace, set a pace, set a pace Let's see if you can catch me Let's see if you can match me so Let's have a race, have a race.
  • (Children cheering)
  • Children: (singing) Todd the Fox was winning He sped along the way Pongo tried so hard To catch up on the way Eventually he passed him And Todd had to say:
  • Girl: To pass you on that hill Pongo I'd need wings like an airplane.
  • Children: (singing) Let's have a race, have a race, have a race Let's see who is the quickest Who can be the fastest On your marks, now get set, go! Let's set a pace, set a pace, set a pace Let's see if you can catch me Let's see if you can match me so Let's have a race, have a race. Let's have a race, have a race, have a race Let's see who is the quickest Who can be the fastest Ready, set go! Let's set a pace, set a pace, set a pace Let's see if you can catch me Let's see if you can match me so Let's have a race, have a race Let's have a race... Let's have a race... Right now!
  • (Children cheering)

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