(A huge city of New York appears with Hiro's story)
(Hiro is riding a bike with Sawyer)
Hiro Hamada (narrating): My name is Hiro Hamada, and I'm the most luckiest teenage boy in New York, because of her.
Tagline: Ever wonder
(Hiro starts to take Sawyer's scarf off)
Sawyer: Come on, Hiro. I gotta go.
(Hiro catches up to Sawyer)
Sawyer: See you tonight.
Tagline: what the pets you love
Margaret: Bye, GoGo.
Baloo: So long, Ralph.
Kiara: See you later, Wendy.
Tagline: do when they leave?
(Wendy throws her food off the floor)
(AnimatedFan195 Productions logo)
(Soos uses a kitchen mixer for a massage)
Wreck-It Ralph: Morning, Hiro.
Hiro Hamada: Sup, guys.
GoGo Tomago: Any plans today?
Hiro Hamada: I got big plans. I'm gonna sit here and I'm gonna wait for Sawyer to come back. Oh, I miss her so much.
(Later that night)
Hiro Hamada: She's back!
Sawyer: Hey, Hiro. Am I late yet? I have some big news.
(Sawyer brings home Kristoff)
Sawyer: Hiro, this is Kristoff.
(Hiro gasps in fear)
Sawyer: Kristoff is going to be your brother.
(Kristoff kisses Hiro on the lips)
Tagline: From the animals behind "Mordecailaddin" and "Humantopia".
Hiro Hamada: Wendy, I've got a bad situation. Sawyer brought home a psychopath from the human pound. I don't even have a bed now.
(Kristoff sits on Hiro)
Hiro Hamada: I'm sleeping on the floor,
(Kristoff snores at Hiro on the floor)
Hiro Hamada: like a dog.
(Sawyer is seen brushing her teeth with Hiro talking about a bad situation)
Hiro Hamada: Kristoff is ruining our lives! It's an emergen--
(Hiro makes a barking sound)
Sawyer: Aww, you's a little cutie pie.
Kristoff: Hey. Hey.
(Kristoff is riding with Hiro)
GoGo Tomago: Hiro?
(Hiro and Kristoff end up in the pound)
Hans: Push the way down there.
Kristoff: Mind your own business! Oh my gosh, what happened to you?
(Hiro and Kristoff run for their lives then get captured in the Human Control)
Hiro Hamada: Wait! Help! Help! Help!
Wreck-It Ralph: Did you hear that?
Soos Ramirez: Butterfly!
(Ralph, Soos, Felix and Sandy chase after the butterfly)
GoGo Tomago: Hiro is missing! We've got to find him!
Hiro Hamada: Sawyer's gonna be worried sick.
Kristoff: We've had a great thing going. I blame myself.
Hiro Hamada: Yeah. Me too. I blame you a lot.
(Li'l Gideon appears with a key)
Li'l Gideon: We bust the both of you outta here, but from now on, you work for me. Advantage me!
(Li'l Gideon laughs but suddenly, candy falls from his butt)
Li'l Gideon: Uh-oh. Just ignore what just happened. OK?
(Li'l Gideon continues laughing)
Kristoff: Run, Hiro!
(Hiro and Kristoff escape from Li'l Gideon's henchmen)
(GoGo rides on Ford)
Geppetto: This is my city. I'll find your friend. We've gotta take this secret rout.
(Geppetto slides into a pipe)
Wendy Corduroy: OK. The secret rout was death.
Geppetto: Come on.
(GoGo, Ralph and Soos slide in)
(Hiro and Kristoff fall into a sewer)
Hiro Hamada: We can find our way home. We are descendant from the mighty wolf.
Echo Creek Students: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
(GoGo, Wendy, Ford, Ralph, Dipper, Wasabi, Soos and Geppetto fly in a skyscraper)
Hiro Hamada: We have robbed primal instincts
North: Hi. How are ya?
Hiro Hamada: that are moments away from leading us home.
(Hiro and Kristoff fall into a lake)
Kristoff: Is our home that way?
Hiro Hamada: Seriously?!
Title: The Secret Life of Humans
Narrator: The Secret Life of Humans.
Mufasa: Be a good boy, Fred.
(Fred turns on to "Bounce" by System of a Down)
Tagline: Coming Soon.