Cast
- Principal Skinner as Captain Mainwaring
- Barney as Sergeant Wilson
- Ned Flanders as Lance Corporal Jones
- Bart as Private Frank Pike
- Moe as Private Walker
- Grandpa Abe as Private Godfrey
- Lenny as Private Frazer
- Marge as Mrs Pike
- Lyle Lanley as The Warden
- Mr. Smithers as Private Sponge
- Homer as Private Cheeseman