Mr. Burns gives Marge his kerosene. Also, Chief Wiggum catches Kearney and Dolph with his things.
- Mr. Burns as Zorran
- Marge as Lillie Lightship
- Homer as Ten Cents
- Milhouse as Sunshine
- Chief Wiggum as The Fire Tug
- Kearney as Zip
- Dolph as Zug
- Daisy (from Thomas & Friends) as S.S. Vienna
- Mr. Burns: Ahem. Uh, I changed my mind, Marge. I'd rather you have my kerosene.
- Marge: Oh, thank you, Mr. Burns.
- Milhouse: Don't thank him. Daisy didn't take it, so he's lumbered with it!
- Marge: I'll still have it. I'm no good to anyone without it, am I? Half-price though, eh, Mr. Burns?
- Homer: Yeah, half price, Mr. Burns. Then we don't say anything about Kearney and Dolph, okay?
- Mr. Burns: (Stutters) What? You crook!
- Marge: Well, that's good coming from you, Mr. Burns!
- Mr. Burns: Waah!
- (Homer and Marge laugh)
- Chief Wiggum: Stop! That's our property! What do you think you're up to, eh?
- Dolph: Just trying to clear it for you, boss.
- Kearney: Yes. Yes, yes.
- Chief Wiggum: That's not what I heard. You're coming with me!