Bart and Dr. Nick rescue Apu from an accident.
- Bart as Top Hat
- Dr. Nick as Lord Stinker
- Apu as The Goods Engine
- Carl as Eddie
- (Apu whistles)
- Bart: Oh no! I know that whistle!
- Carl: It's Apu Nahasapeemapetilon!
- (Apu approaches the bridge, which falls apart)
- Bart: We can't take this one, it's impossible!
- Dr. Nick: No, it's not. Push me under the end, quick!
- Bart: What? Oh, yes, I see! I get the idea! (Bart pushes Dr. Nick to the end of the bridge) If this doesn't work, you'll be in danger yourself, Nick!
- Dr. Nick: I know. Don't remind me, just get me under the end of that bridge!
- (Apu slides down the bridge and Dr. Nick catches him)
- Bart: It's worked! Nick, you're a smelly old genius, nothing less!
- Carl: Hmm. Took some brain to save that man.
- Dr. Nick: Oh, I say.
- Bart: I'll never complain about your smell again.
- Dr. Nick: Rubbish can be valuable stuff.