Fat Tony tells Mr. Burns, Nelson, Jimbo, Kearney and Dolph to get Emily's contract.
- Fat Tony as Captain Zero
- Mr. Burns as Zorran
- Nelson as Zebedee (Non-Speaking Role)
- Jimbo as Zak
- Kearney as Zip
- Dolph as Zug (Non-Speaking Role)
- Mayor Quimby (Narrating): Our biggest rival in those days was Fat Tony. With his villains, he was always looking for ways to get further ahead.
- Fat Tony: Now listen to me, and listen good! The Springfield Fleet are about to get the Visitor contract, and I'm not happy!
- Mr. Burns: We're not smiling, Fat Tony!
- Fat Tony: I'm glad you don't find it funny, Mr. Burns. Now I want that contract, and you are going to get it for me!
- Kearney: But how? I thought that...
- Fat Tony: I don't expect you to think! You're a team, the best, the better-looking, more powerful, and dare I say, more devious.
- Jimbo: I like that bit about better looking!
- Kearney: Yes, but what's devious?
- Fat Tony: What's devious is what's necessary to make an honest living in these days of corruption and bad business ethics! Now get the lead out and get Emily's contract, there's no time to lose!
- Mr. Burns: No problem, that bunch of claptrap workers are gonna find they missed Emily or my name's not Monty Burns.
- Kearney: But it is Monty Burns, isn't it?