Barney tries to find his way home, but then, he sees ghosts.
- Barney as Warrior
- Goombas (from Mario) as The Shrimpers
- Principal Skinner as Big Mac (Mentioned)
- Mayor Quimby (Narrating): That evening, Barney was making his way back to Springfield. Some Goombas were following, using him as a guide through the fog.
- Goombas: Hey, Barney, you sure you know your way?
- Barney: Course' I do. Do you trust me or don't you? A bit of fog's nothing to worry about. I've got a natural sense of direction. If we were running into anything, I'd know... Good, where'd that come from? Phew. That was lucky. Better head out a bit.
- Mayor Quimby (Narrating): Barney swerved violently, just in time to miss the mud bank. But the Goombas were not so lucky.
- Goombas: Oh, Barney!
- Barney: Quiet! When you can't see... What the? (Sees what looks like ghosts) What? Who the? I don't believe it! Yes, I do! (Panting) It's, It's what Principal Skinner saw! The Ghost Fleet! It's the Ghost Fleet! (Backs up and runs away)