Description[]
Mayor Quimby tells the Springfield Fleet that they have jobs to do with the navy and munitions.
Cast[]
- Mayor Quimby as Captain Star
- Barney as Warrior
- Moe as Top Hat
- Principal Skinner as Big Mac
- Homer as Ten Cents
- Bart as Sunshine
- Grandpa Abe as OJ (Mentioned)
- Frank Grimes as Bluenose (Mentioned)
- Dr. J Loren Pyror as Mighty Moe (Mentioned)
Transcript[]
- Mayor Quimby: Right, Springfield Fleet. We're on surfacing Naval maneuvers again.
- (The Springfield Fleet groans)
- Mayor Quimby: Abe's laying marker cones in the old dock area. Remember; no shortcuts. Use the official entry. You all know the Navy.
- (The Springfield Fleet grumble)
- Mayor Quimby: Don't grumble, it's a good regular contract. Just get on with it. Your loads are munitions. You're lucky, B-Stacks Fleet have got the explosives, so give them a wide burst. Make myself clear, Barney, no high wakes!
- Barney: I don't make high wakes, Mayor Quimby, no sir.
- Mayor Quimby: Not much. Daily garbage detail for you.
- Moe: Uhhh. This means we'll have Frank Gimes flapping around us. I can't stand that man. What a terrible bore he is with his orders, isn't he?
- Barney: You do the garbage detail, then.
- (The rest of the Springfield Fleet laughs as Moe is shocked)
- Moe: ME? How can you suggest such a thing?
- Mayor Quimby: I'll have less talk from you, Moe, or you will find yourself on garbage!
- (The rest of the Springfield Fleet laughs again)
- Moe: That is not funny. It would ruin my image.
- (The Springfield Fleet continues laughing)
- Mayor Quimby: Okay, crew, stow it! Moe!
- Moe: Yes?
- Mayor Quimby: Homework for you, and don't argue! Just go!
- Moe: Do I have to earn a living with this muttley crew?
- Principal Skinner: Oi, you...
- Homer: Mayor Quimby, we've just about had enough of Moe's insults.
- Principal Skinner: Aye.
- Homer: He's more trouble than he's worth.
- Bart: Aye, and you said that wasn't very much, didn't you, Homer, eh?
- (Principal Skinner laughs)
- Mayor Quimby: I said stow it! Homer, go to the Springfield Workshop, pick up the brand-new Springfield Line oil drum, get it filled, and take it to the Naval Yard!
- Homer: Right, sir.
- Bart: Well said, Homer. He's a pain in the head.
- (Principal Skinner laughs)
- Homer: The way he moves his head about, I'd say he's a pain in the neck!
- Principal Skinner: That's right!
- Mayor Quimby: Bart, go to the alley, pick up Dr. J. Loren Pyror. They finished the work on the bridge. Take him home.
- Bart: All right, then. Good. I like my job.
- Mayor Quimby: Principal Skinner, thanks for winning us the steel contract.
- Principal Skinner: That's okay, sir.
- Mayor Quimby: You pick up the last girder, then back here.