Legs and Louie talk to Mayor Quimby about selling Grandpa Abe.
- Legs as Burke
- Louie as Blair
- Mayor Quimby as Captain Star
- Grandpa Abe as OJ (Mentioned)
- Mayor Quimby (Narrating): Legs and Louie had a second go at me. Oh, they never give up.
- Louie: Ah, Mayor Quimby.
- Mayor Quimby: What?
- Louie: About Abe, that ancient body of his is finished, and so is he, isn't he, Legs?
- Legs: We answered around our graveyard, watching our staff kill off old people. Do we, Louie?
- Louie: Always on the lookout for who's next to go. That's our business, and Abe's top of our list.