Bart, Lenny and Carl notice a fire and Bart tells Chief Wiggum that he'll be late to help.
- Bart as Top Hat
- Lenny as Frank
- Carl as Eddie
- Milhouse as Sunshine
- Chief Wiggum as Fire Tug
- Carl: Someone's having a Springfield celebration!
- Bart: Oh no, if there was a party, I would have been invited!
- Lenny: Perhaps they don't need a kid with a red shirt.
- (Lenny & Carl laugh)
- Bart: Very droll. Certainly wouldn't want low-lifes like you there. (Siren blares) Hey, what's that?
- Chief Wiggum: Emergency! Emergency! Leave them and follow on, Bart, might need all hands!
- Milhouse: Yeah, follow on, Bart! Fire at the old school!
- Bart: I'd love to join you, but these two are in a right state.
- Carl: Always our fault, eh, Lenny?
- Lenny: Never is, eh, Carl?
- Carl: You could take us along. Love to see a fire.
- Bart: The only fire you're going to see, I can tell you this for a fact, is the one I will set to your feet if you don't get a move on!
- Lenny & Carl: Oh...
- Bart: Now!