Mayor Quimby and Fat Tony gather the heroes and villains together for an emergency meeting about missing wagons.
- Mayor Quimby as Captain Star
- Fat Tony as Captain Zero
- Bart as Top Hat
- Mr. Burns as Zorran
- Dolph as Zug
- Kearney as Zip
- Principal Skinner as Big Mac
- Barney as Warrior
- Martin as Grampus
- Mayor Quimby (Narrating): Next morning, I told Fat Tony, Heroes and Villains had to get together on this!
- Bart: I say, what's this all about? Springfield Fleet and Bully Fleet together, whatever next?
- Mr. Burns: We're wasting time.
- Mayor Quimby: Silence!
- Mr. Burns: Homer's wagon is the only one gone.
- Dolph: Yeah, bet he knows what it's about.
- Kearney: Him stealing wagons, that's what!
- Principal Skinner: Cut that out about Homer!
- Barney: Yeah, watch it, see?
- Dolph: Well, we didn't mean it...
- Principal Skinner: Just careful what you say!
- Mayor Quimby: I said Silence! Fat Tony and I have had a meeting. Missing wagons is serious. We're going to get to the bottom of it, understand? Fat Tony?
- Fat Tony: I have a scheme to catch this pirate.
- Bart: Ha, I expect that there are several!
- Principal Skinner: Aye, send a crook to catch a crook.
- Mr. Burns: What are you suggesting?
- Mayor Quimby: Quiet! We've decided to set a trap!
- Fat Tony: Certain boxes are being rigged with flares that will trigger off if the box is even touched, never mind stolen!
- Mayor Quimby: So, this is the plan. Tonight, you'll all be out in pairs, maintaining silence. Keep your eyes open. Fat Tony and I...
- Mayor Quimby (Narrating): Unknown to us, Martin was searching where he'd lost the thief the night before.
- Martin: It's as far as here. What about this old warehouse? It's impossible; hasn't been used for years.