The Simpsons/TUGS Parody 5

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Mayor Quimby and Fat Tony gather the heroes and villains together for an emergency meeting about missing wagons.


  • Mayor Quimby as Captain Star
  • Fat Tony as Captain Zero
  • Bart as Top Hat
  • Mr. Burns as Zorran
  • Dolph as Zug
  • Kearney as Zip
  • Principal Skinner as Big Mac
  • Barney as Warrior
  • Martin as Grampus


  • Mayor Quimby (Narrating): Next morning, I told Fat Tony, Heroes and Villains had to get together on this!
  • Bart: I say, what's this all about? Springfield Fleet and Bully Fleet together, whatever next?
  • Mr. Burns: We're wasting time.
  • Mayor Quimby: Silence!
  • Mr. Burns: Homer's wagon is the only one gone.
  • Dolph: Yeah, bet he knows what it's about.
  • Kearney: Him stealing wagons, that's what!
  • Principal Skinner: Cut that out about Homer!
  • Barney: Yeah, watch it, see?
  • Dolph: Well, we didn't mean it...
  • Principal Skinner: Just careful what you say!
  • Mayor Quimby: I said Silence! Fat Tony and I have had a meeting. Missing wagons is serious. We're going to get to the bottom of it, understand? Fat Tony?
  • Fat Tony: I have a scheme to catch this pirate.
  • Bart: Ha, I expect that there are several!
  • Principal Skinner: Aye, send a crook to catch a crook.
  • Mr. Burns: What are you suggesting?
  • Mayor Quimby: Quiet! We've decided to set a trap!
  • Fat Tony: Certain boxes are being rigged with flares that will trigger off if the box is even touched, never mind stolen!
  • Mayor Quimby: So, this is the plan. Tonight, you'll all be out in pairs, maintaining silence. Keep your eyes open. Fat Tony and I...
  • Mayor Quimby (Narrating): Unknown to us, Martin was searching where he'd lost the thief the night before.
  • Martin: It's as far as here. What about this old warehouse? It's impossible; hasn't been used for years.

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