Grandpa Abe and Principal Skinner meet Ralph Wiggum and they talk about dynamite.


  • Ralph Wiggum as Billy Shoepack
  • Grandpa Abe as OJ
  • Principal Skinner as Big Mac


  • Mayor Quimby (Narrating): A Wiggum kid named Ralph worked in Shellbyville, delivering essentials like gasoline, ropes, fuses, and dynamite, from Springfield to Shellbyville. Why a Wiggum kid? Well, you can see he's just as dumb, and in Ralph's case, just as dangerous.
  • Grandpa Abe: Oh, look who's here. It's Ralph Wiggum.
  • Ralph Wiggum: Hey, Springfielders, don't you wish you carried something more exciting than wood?
  • Principal Skinner: No thanks. Just get stuff away from here. You're welcome to it.
  • Ralph Wiggum: Dynamite's exciting stuff. Makes lovely big bangs. Fairly obvious if you know how to handle it, like I do.
  • Grandpa Abe: Hey, you're not unloading next to us, are you?
  • Ralph Wiggum: Fraid' so, Abe. Don't worry. If it goes up, we all go up! (Giggles)
  • Principal Skinner: Yeah?
  • Ralph Wiggum: No, it's safe. Only joking.
  • Principal Skinner: You'd better be.

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