The Simpsons/Thomas Parody 12: The Grand Opening

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  • Lou the Cop as Skarloey
  • Stan Marsh (from South Park) as Sir Topham Hatt
  • Wendy Testaburger (from South Park) as Lady Hatt
  • Martin as Peter Sam
  • Reverend Lovejoy as Rusty
  • Dr. Hibbert as Harold
  • Ari (from Sonic) as Harold's Pilot
  • Grampus (from TUGS) as The Balloon Pilot
  • Thomas (from Thomas & Friends) as Skarloey's Driver
  • Nelson as Duncan (Cameo Role)
  • Michael Brandon as The Narrator


  • Michael Brandon: The Springfieldians on the mountain route were excited. They were helping to build a new road. It would take visitors to even more beautiful places in Springfield. Stan Marsh arrived with important news.
  • Stan Marsh: The grand opening is this afternoon. I want to see the new road from the air. Wendy Testaburger and I will arrive on Dr. Hibbert.
  • Michael Brandon: Just then, Lou came in.
  • Stan Marsh: You're late for the announcement.
  • Michael Brandon: Complained Stan Marsh.
  • Stan Marsh: Really Useful Cops are never late.
  • Lou: I'm sorry, sir.
  • Michael Brandon: At the hospital, there was another problem.
  • Ari: Illness.
  • Michael Brandon: Said Ari.
  • Ari: Dr. Hibbert's not going anywhere today.
  • Michael Brandon: Wendy Testaburger was most upset.
  • Wendy Testaburger: But I've been looking forward to the Grand Opening all week.
  • Stan Marsh: And I, my dear, will find a solution.
  • Michael Brandon: And he did.
  • Wendy Testaburger: Stan, you cannot be serious. Me, ride in this?
  • Stan Marsh: The wind direction is perfect. We'll be there in no time.
  • Michael Brandon: Soon the hot-air balloon rose into the sky. But Lou was upset.
  • Lou: All this extra work is going to make me late again.
  • Michael Brandon: The hot-air balloon was floating peacefully through the sky. Wendy Testaburger was enjoying herself.
  • Wendy Testaburger: The new road looks splendid!
  • Michael Brandon: She said.
  • Stan Marsh: Thank you, my dear.
  • Michael Brandon: Replied Stan Marsh. Down the road, the workmen were still loading their ladders.
  • Lou: Hurry up, hurry up!
  • Michael Brandon: Lou shouted.
  • Stan Marsh: If Lou doesn't hurry,
  • Michael Brandon: Sighed Stan Marsh.
  • Stan Marsh: He'll be late again!
  • Michael Brandon: Everyone was ready for the Grand Opening.
  • Reverend Lovejoy: Where's Lou?
  • Michael Brandon: Reverend Lovejoy asked.
  • Martin: He promised to be on time.
  • Michael Brandon: Said Martin.
  • Michael Brandon: At last, Lou was on his way. Then there was trouble. The balloon's flames suddenly went out. The air in the balloon cooled and the balloon started to fall.
  • Grampus: Hold tight.
  • Michael Brandon: Grampus called.
  • Wendy Testaburger: I want to get out.
  • Michael Brandon: Demanded Wendy Testaburger.
  • Stan Marsh: Not now, dear.
  • Michael Brandon: Said Stan Marsh.
  • Lou: The balloon's going to land in the tree.
  • Michael Brandon: Cried Lou. And it came down right in front of Lou.
  • Lou: There's Stan Marsh.
  • Wendy Testaburger: My hat is ruined!
  • Michael Brandon: Cried Wendy Testaburger.
  • Stan Marsh: So is mine.
  • Michael Brandon: Said Stan Marsh.
  • Thomas: Don't worry!
  • Michael Brandon: Called Thomas.
  • Thomas: We'll soon have you down.
  • Stan Marsh: Am I glad to see you, Lou.
  • Lou: Thank you, Sir.
  • Michael Brandon: Before long, Stan Marsh and Wendy Testaburger were safely on the ground. They boarded Lou's car and set off at once. Everyone was waiting as Lou brought his important passengers to the Grand Opening. Stan Marsh declared the new line open.
  • Stan Marsh: With special thanks to Lou.
  • Michael Brandon: He said.
  • Stan Marsh: For helping us get here.
  • Michael Brandon: Everyone cheered.
  • Reverend Lovejoy: Even so, you were still late.
  • Michael Brandon: Teased Reverend Lovejoy.
  • Lou: I know.
  • Michael Brandon: Said Lou.
  • Lou: But because I was late, Stan Marsh was right on time!

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