The Simpsons/Thomas Parody 13: Bumblebee Man Stands By

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  • Chief Wiggum as Oliver
  • Homer as Thomas
  • Bart as Percy
  • Martin Prince as Duck
  • Robots (from Sonic The Hedgehog) as Troublesome Trucks
  • Zorran (from TUGS) as S.C. Ruffey
  • Bumblebee Man as Toad
  • Carl Carlson as Douglas
  • Stan Marsh (from South Park) as Sir Topham Hatt
  • George Carlin as The Narrator


  • George Carlin: Chief Wiggum had been to the hospital to get better. Some robots tricked him, and the police chief fell into the hole. Now, Chief Wiggum was as good as new, but he was still worried about robots.
  • Chief Wiggum: I'd rather not use them.
  • George Carlin: He said to himself. But the robots sang songs rude and loud. Zorran, their leader, led the chorus.
  • Zorran & The Robots: Chief Wiggum is no use at all, thinks he's very clever, says that he can manage us, that's the best joke ever! When he orders us about, with the greatest folly, we just push him down the hole, Pop goes old Chief Wiggy!
  • George Carlin: Homer, Martin and Bart were shocked.
  • Homer, Martin & Bart: Be quiet!
  • George Carlin: They ordered. But they couldn't be everywhere, and everywhere they weren't, the robots began again.
  • Robots: Chief Wiggum is no use at all, thinks he's very clever, says that he can manage us, that's the best joke ever!
  • George Carlin: At last, the men gave up.
  • Homer, Bart & Martin: We're sorry, Chief Wiggum.
  • George Carlin: They said.
  • Chief Wiggum: It's really my fault.
  • George Carlin: Said Chief Wiggum sadly.
  • Chief Wiggum: I shouldn't have fallen in the hole.
  • George Carlin: Bumblebee Man felt sorry for Chief Wiggum too. Next morning, he spoke to Bart
  • Bumblebee Man: I'm worried, Mr. Billy. This disrespect for humans, when is it going to end?
  • Gravedigger Billy: Who knows?
  • George Carlin: Sighed Gravedigger Billy.
  • Bumblebee Man: I've got a plan, Mr. Carl. May I stay here today and help Mr. Chief Wiggum? We are both friendly, and must stand together.
  • Carl: Certainly, Bumblebee Man.
  • George Carlin: Replied Carl, and walked away. Soon, Bumblebee Man was explaining his plan.
  • Martin: Goodness Gracious, Bumblebee Man, I don't think you should suggest such a thing to Chief Wiggum.
  • George Carlin: But Chief Wiggum interrupted.
  • Chief Wiggum: No Martin, Bumblebee Man's right. It's really my fault. I must put this trouble right.
  • Bumblebee Man: I meant no disrespect, you understand.
  • Chief Wiggum: Of course not, Bumblebee Man. Anyway, Wade says the same, and he's arranged it with the station master.
  • Martin: Very well, Chief Wiggum.
  • George Carlin: Conceited Martin.
  • Martin: But I must hurry; my passengers will be waiting. Good luck!
  • Chief Wiggum: So long!
  • George Carlin: Smiled Chief Wiggum bravely, but he felt dreadfully nervous inside. Chief Wiggum marshaled the worst robots two by two.
  • Bumblebee Man: That's the way, Mr. Chief Wiggum.
  • George Carlin: Whispered Bumblebee Man.
  • Bumblebee Man: And if you leave that Zorran till' last, then you'll have him behind you, and you can bump him if he starts his nonsense.
  • Zorran: Hold back, hold back.
  • George Carlin: Whispered Zorran.
  • Zorran: And pass the word to the others.
  • George Carlin: The silly robots giggled. But Chief Wiggum knew what to do; there was plenty of sand on the ground and his feet gripped splendidly. He gave a great heave.
  • Zorran: Oooh!
  • George Carlin: Groaned Zorran.
  • Zorran: I don't like this!
  • Matrin: Go on!
  • George Carlin: Yelled Martin.
  • Martin: Well done, Chief! Well done!
  • Zorran: Ohhh!
  • George Carlin: Wailed Zorran.
  • Zorran: I'm coming apart!
  • George Carlin: And he did. Then there was trouble.
  • Stan Marsh: Well Chief Wiggum, so you don't know your own strength, is that it?
  • Chief Wiggum: No, no, sir.
  • George Carlin: Said Chief Wiggum, nervously. Stan Marsh inspected Zorran.
  • Stan Marsh: As I thought, rotten paint, rusty metal. Maybe if we put you back together, you'll earn yourself a better name.
  • George Carlin: Nowadays, Chief Wiggum only takes the robots when the other humans are busy. But they're always quick to warn each other.
  • Robots: Take care with Mr. Chief Wiggum, if you play tricks on him, you'll never be the same robot again!
  • George Carlin: Zorran has learned his lesson, and says nothing at all.

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