The Simpsons/Thomas Parody 19: A Bad Day For Moe

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  • Lou as Skarloey
  • Eddie as Rheneas
  • Moe as Sir Handel
  • Martin as Peter Sam
  • Principal Skinner as Gordon
  • Stan Marsh (from South Park) as Sir Topham Hatt
  • Thomas (from Thomas & Friends) as Skarloey's Driver
  • Percy (from Thomas & Friends) as Rheneas' Driver
  • Gordon (from Thomas & Friends) as Sir Handel's Driver
  • Big Mac (from TUGS) as Sir Handel's Fireman
  • George Carlin as The Narrator


  • George Carlin: Lou and Eddie work on the road that weaves around lakes, and along mountain sides. Their trailers have many visitors, and the people are proud to run the road, come rain or shine. The people will never let their passengers down, but they are old, and they tire more easily. Thomas and Percy understood this, and they spoke kindly to them.
  • Thomas & Percy: There's more than enough work for both of you on this road. The manager is sending two more characters to help us run the road.
  • George Carlin: Lou and Eddie were pleased with this news, and promised to give the new characters a big welcome. When Moe and Martin arrived, they found that they had much to learn.
  • Moe: What a small bar!
  • George Carlin: Grunted Moe.
  • Moe: This won't do at all. We're much too good for this old shack.
  • Martin: I think it's nice.
  • George Carlin: Said Martin.
  • Moe: Humph.
  • George Carlin: Replied Moe.
  • Moe: What's that rubbish?
  • Martin: Shhh.
  • George Carlin: Said Martin.
  • Martin: That's Lou. He's famous.
  • George Carlin: And then he whispered to Lou.
  • Martin: I'm sorry, Lou. Moe is upset now, but he's quite nice, really.
  • George Carlin: Lou felt sorry for Martin.
  • Big Mac: Now, Moe,
  • George Carlin: Said Big Mac.
  • Big Mac: I will get you ready for work.
  • Moe: I'm tired! Let Martin go; he'd love it!
  • Big Mac: No, you're first.
  • George Carlin: Moe left to fetch his trailers. He didn't like the look of them at all.
  • Moe: What ever next? Those aren't trailers, they're passenger cars!
  • Trailers: Oh!
  • George Carlin: Screamed the trailers.
  • Trailers: What a horrid bartender!
  • Moe: It's not what I'm used to.
  • George Carlin: Clanked Moe. He arrived at the station just as Principal Skinner arrived.
  • Moe: Hello, who are you?
  • Principal Skinner: I'm Principal Skinner, who are you?
  • Moe: I'm Moe. I've heard of you. You're a principal. So am I, but I'm used to new trailers, not these passenger cars. Do you have new trailers? I see you do.
  • Principal Skinner: We must have a chat.
  • Moe: Sorry, I can't stop. We must keep time you know.
  • George Carlin: Principal Skinner was speechless! The smell of alcohol filled the air as Moe walked along the road. He was still cross when they reached the top station. Moe was hoping for a rest, but Gordon thought otherwise.
  • Gordon: We'll leave the trailers now, and fetch some robots from the quarry.
  • Moe: Robots?
  • George Carlin: Snorted Moe.
  • Moe: Robots? I won't, so there!
  • George Carlin: Moe was about to cause a great deal of trouble.
  • Moe: Told you!
  • George Carlin: Said Moe. By the time workmen came to rescue him, Moe was feeling rather silly. To make matters worse, there stood Stan Marsh. His message to Moe was brief and blunt.
  • Stan Marsh: I shall talk to you later!
  • George Carlin: Then he and Big Mac left with Martin. Moe was feeling sillier still.
  • Gordon: Come on.
  • George Carlin: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: Let's get you back on the road.
  • George Carlin: When Moe crawled home, he found Stan Marsh waiting for him.
  • Stan Marsh: You're a very naughty bartender! I hope I can trust you to behave when you next come out of this bar.
  • George Carlin: After hearing that, I'm sure Moe will. Aren't you?

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