Ringo Starr: Homer is a Simpson who lives in a little house in Springfield. He's a cheeky little Simpson with two small legs, three hairs, a white shirt and blue pants. He's a fussy little Simpson too. Always moving carts about ready for the big people to take on long journeys. And when they come in, He pulls the carts away so that the big people can go and rest. Homer thinks no one works as hard as he does. He loves playing tricks on them. Including Principal Skinner, the biggest and proudest principal of all. Homer likes to tease Principal Skinner.
Homer: Wake up, lazybones! Why don't you work hard like me.
Ringo Starr: One day, after pulling a big cart, Principal Skinner arrived back at the school very tired. He was just going to sleep when Homer came up in his cheeky way.
Homer: Wake up, lazybones! Do some hard work for change! You can't catch me!
Ringo Starr: And off he ran laughing. Instead of going to sleep again, Principal Skinner thought how he could get back at Homer. One morning, Homer wouldn't wake. Sonic and Mario couldn't make him start. There was not enough beer. It was nearly time the express. People were waiting, but the carts weren't ready. At last, Homer started.
Homer: Oh dear! Oh dear!
Ringo Starr: He yawned. He fussed into the school where Principal Skinner was waiting.
Principal Skinner: Hurry up you!
Ringo Starr: Said Principal Skinner.
Homer: Hurry yourself!
Ringo Starr: Replied Homer. Principal Skinner, the proud principal, began making his plan to teach Homer a lesson for teasing him. Almost before the carts had stopped moving, Principal Skinner got out of his office and was ready.
Principal Skinner: Get in quickly please.
Ringo Starr: He said. Homer usually pushed behind the carts to help them start. But he always got out first. This time, they started so quickly that they forgot to let him out. Principal Skinner's chance had come.
Principal Skinner: Come on, come on.
Ringo Starr: Said Principal Skinner to the carts. They went faster and faster. Too fast for Homer. He wanted to stop, but he couldn't.
Homer: Stop! Stop!
Principal Skinner: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Ringo Starr: Laughed Principal Skinner.
Carts: You can't get away! You can't get away!
Ringo Starr: Laughed the carts. Poor Homer was going faster than he had ever gone before. He was out of breath and his legs hurt him, but he had to go on.
Homer: I shall never be the same again.
Ringo Starr: He thought sadly.
Homer: My legs shall be quite worn out.
Ringo Starr: At last, they stopped at a station. Homer was let out. And he felt very silly and exhausted. Next, he went onto a turntable thinking of everyone laughing at him. And then he went out of the way.
Principal Skinner: Well little Homer.
Ringo Starr: Chuckled Principal Skinner.
Principal Skinner: Now you know what hard work means. Don't you?
Ringo Starr: Poor Homer couldn't answer. He had no breath. He just walked slowly away to rest and had long, long drink.
Homer: Maybe I don' t have to tease Principal Skinner to feel important.
Ringo Starr: Homer thought to himself. And he walked slowly home.