The Simpsons/Thomas Parody 20: The Newscastersel

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  • Rod Flanders as Bill
  • Todd Flanders as Ben
  • Kent Brockman as BoCo
  • Robots (from AOSTH) as The Troublesome Trucks
  • Ned Flanders as Edward
  • Bill & Ben's Drivers as Themselves
  • Ringo Starr as The Narrator


  • Ringo Starr: Rod & Todd are brothers. Each has two arms, two legs and curly hair. Their goombas help them deliver china clay. It is needed for pottery, paint, paper, and many other things. The brothers are now kept busy, taking the robots for people on the main line, and for ships in the harbor. One morning, they arranged some robots, and went away for more. They returned to find them all gone. The brothers were most surprised. Their drivers examined a footprint.
  • Drivers: That's an newscaster.
  • Ringo Starr: They said.
  • Rod: It's a what-ll?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Rod.
  • Todd: A newscastersel, I think.
  • Ringo Starr: Replied Todd.
  • Todd: There's a notice about them in our house.
  • Rod: Coughs and sneezes spread newscastersels.
  • Todd: You had a cough in your head yesterday. It's your fault the newscastersel came.
  • Rod: It isn't!
  • Todd: It is!
  • Drivers: Stop arguing you two.
  • Ringo Starr: Laughed their drivers.
  • Drivers: Let's go and rescue our robots.
  • Ringo Starr: Rod and Todd were horrified.
  • Rod & Todd: But the newscastersel will magic us away, like the robots!
  • Drivers: He won't magic us.
  • Ringo Starr: Replied their drivers.
  • Drivers: We'll more likely magic him. Listen, he doesn't know you're brothers, so we'll take away your outfits, and then this is what we'll do.
  • Ringo Starr: Running fast, the brothers set off on their journey to find the newscaster. They were looking forward to playing tricks on him. Creeping into the building, they found the newscaster in a studio with the missing robots. Todd hid behind, but Rod went boldly alongside. The newscaster looked up.
  • Kent Brockman: Do you mind?
  • Tod: Yes.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Tod.
  • Todd: I do. I want my robots, please.
  • Kent Brockman: These are mine.
  • Ringo Starr: Said the newscaster.
  • Kent Brockman: Go away.
  • Ringo Starr: Rod pretended to be frightened.
  • Rod: You're a big bully!
  • Ringo Starr: He wimpered.
  • Rod: You'll be sorry!
  • Ringo Starr: He ran back and hid behind the robots on the other side. Todd now came forward.
  • Todd: Robot steeler!
  • Ringo Starr: Hissed Todd. He ran away, too. Rod took his place. This went on and on until the newscaster's eyes nearly popped out.
  • Kent Brockman: Stop! You're making me giddy!
  • Ringo Starr: The two kids gazed at him.
  • Kent Brockman: Are there two of you?
  • Rod & Todd: Yes. We're brothers.
  • Kent Brockman: I might have known it.
  • Ringo Starr: Just then, Ned Flanders bustled up.
  • Ned Flanders: Rod and Todd, why are you playing here?
  • Rod: We're not playing!
  • Ringo Starr: Protested Rod.
  • Todd: We're rescuing our robots.
  • Ringo Starr: Squeaked Todd.
  • Todd: Even you don't take our robots without asking, but this newscastersel did.
  • Ned Flanders: There's no cause to be rude.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Ned severely.
  • Ned Flanders: This newscaster is a news reporter for Channel 6 News.
  • Ringo Starr: The brothers were abashed.
  • Rod: We're sorry. Mr., uh...
  • Kent Brockman: Never mind.
  • Ringo Starr: The newscaster smiled.
  • Kent Brockman: Call me Kent Brockman. I'm sorry I didn't understand about the robots.
  • Ned Flanders: That's alright, then.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Ned.
  • Ned Flanders: Now off you go, Rod & Todd, fetch Kent Brockman's robots, then you can take this lot. There's no real harm in them,
  • Ringo Starr: He said to Kent Brockman.
  • Ned Flanders: But they're maddening at times.
  • Ringo Starr: Kent Brockman chuckled.
  • Kent Brockman: Maddening,
  • Ringo Starr: He said.
  • Kent Brockman: Is the word.

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