The Simpsons/Thomas Parody 6: Ned Flanders Helps Out

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  • Ned Flanders as Edward
  • Principal Skinner as Gordon
  • Uncle Chuck (from Sonic) as Edward's Driver
  • Toadsworth (from Mario) as Edward's Fireman
  • Knuckles (from Sonic) as Gordon's Driver
  • Donkey Kong (from Mario) as Gordon's Fireman
  • Hercules (from TUGS) as the Porter
  • Ringo Starr as The Narrator


  • Ringo Starr: One day Ned Flanders was in Springfield where he lived with the other Springfieldians. They were all stronger than Ned and boasted about it.
  • Principal Skinner: Uncle Chuck won't choose you again.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Principal Skinner.
  • Principal Skinner: He wants strong men like us.
  • Ringo Starr: But Uncle Chuck and Toadsworth felt sorry for Ned.
  • Uncle Chuck and Toadsworth: Would you like to come out today?
  • Ned: Oh yes, please.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Ned. So they got him ready and Ned walked away. The others were very cross of being left behind. Ned worked hard all day. The carts thought he was very kind. And Uncle Chuck was pleased.
  • Ned: I'm going out again tomorrow.
  • Ringo Starr: Ned told the others that night.
  • Ned: What do you think of that?
  • Ringo Starr: But he didn't hear what they thought, for he was so tired and happy that he fell asleep at once. Next morning, Ned woke up to find nothing had changed. Principal Skinner was still boasting.
  • Principal Skinner: You watch me little Ned as I rush through with the Principal's car. That will be a splendid sight for you. Goodbye, little Ned. Look out for me this afternoon.
  • Ringo Starr: Ned went off to do some pushing. He liked pushing. It was fun playing with robots. He would come up quietly and give them a push. Then he would stop, and the silly robots would go bump into each other.
  • Robots: OH!
  • Ringo Starr: They cried.
  • Robots: Whatever is happening?
  • Ringo Starr: Ned played until there were no more robots. Then he stopped to rest. Presently he heard someone. Principal Skinner was very cross. Instead of the Principal's car, he was working with some very dirty robots.
  • Principal Skinner: Robots! Robots! Robots!
  • Ringo Starr: He grumbled.
  • Principal Skinner: The shame of it! The shame of it! Oh, the shame of it!
  • Ringo Starr: Ned laughed and went to find some more robots. Then there was trouble.
  • Hercules: Principal Skinner can't get up the hill.
  • Ringo Starr: Hercules cried to Uncle Chuck.
  • Hercules: Will you take Ned and push him, please?
  • Ringo Starr: They found Principal Skinner half way up and very cross. Knuckles and Donkey Kong were talking severely to him.
  • Knuckles & Donkey Kong: You're not trying!
  • Principal Skinner: I can't do it!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Principal Skinner.
  • Principal Skinner: The noisy robots hold a man back so.
  • Ringo Starr: Uncle Chuck came up.
  • Uncle Chuckk: We've come to push.
  • Principal Skinner: No use at all.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Principal Skinner.
  • Uncle Chuck: You wait and see.
  • Ringo Starr: Replied Uncle Chuck.
  • Ringo Starr: They brought Principal Skinner and the robots back to the bottom of the hill.
  • Ned: I'm ready.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Ned.
  • Principal Skinner: No good.
  • Ringo Starr: Grumbled Principal Skinner. They pulled and pushed as hard as they could.
  • Principal Skinner: I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Principal Skinner.
  • Ned: I will do it. I will do it. I will do it.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Ned. Ned pushed as hard as he could. And almost before he realized it, Principal Skinner found himself at the top of the hill.
  • Principal Skinner: I've done it! I've done it! I've done it!
  • Ringo Starr: He said proudly. He forgot all about kind Ned. And didn't say thank you. Ned was left out of breath and far behind. But he was happy because he had been so helpful. At the next station, he find that Uncle Chuck and Toadsworth were please with him. Toadsworth gave him some water. And Uncle Chuck said.
  • Uncle Chuck: I'll get out my clothes tomorrow and give a nice new green sweater. They you'll be the smartest man in Springfield.

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