The Spotless Record is the ninth episode of the seventh episode of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the one hundred and sixty-fifth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode of the same name.


  • Spike as Thomas
  • Pipsqueak as Percy
  • Goldengrape as Arthur
  • Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
  • Soarin as Duck (does not speak)
  • Caramel as Harvey (does not speak)
  • Filthy Rich as Henry (cameo)
  • Big Macintosh as Gordon (cameo)
  • Cranky Doodle Donkey as James (cameo)
  • Cheese Sandwich as Salty (cameo)
  • Royal Riff as Butch (cameo)


Narrator: "A brand new pony was racing across Ponyville. He was very excited, and he didn't want to be late."

Hoity Toity: "Right on time."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity. Spike and Pipsqueak looked at the new pony. He looked very smart."

Hoity Toity: "This is Goldengrape."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "He's here to arrange changelings and deliver freight."

Goldengrape: "Nice to meet you."

Narrator: "Puffed Goldengrape politely."

Hoity Toity: "And here's got a spotless record."

Pipsquaek: "What's a spotless record?"

Narrator: "Whispered Pipsqueak."

Spike: "It means he's never been naughty or made a mess."

Narrator: "Replied Spike.

The three animals were seen at work. Spike and Pipsqueak were bumping changelings. They knew this was naughty, but they were having fun."

Spike: "Join in, Goldengrape."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Goldengrape: "No thank you."

Narrator: "Wheeshed the new pony. He'd never been naughty before.

Goldengrape's first job was to take some changelings loaded with fruit to market. The changelings started to sing."

Changelings: "A root, toot, toot! We want to go. The fruit's going off cause you're too slow."

Goldengrape: "How rude."

Narrator: "Huffed Goldengrape. This gave Spike a naughty idea."

Spike: "Hoity Toity doesn't like the changelings singing."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "You must stop them."

Goldengrape: "Thank you."

Narrator: "Said Goldengrape."

Goldengrape: "I will."

Narrator: "Goldengrape was glad he could keep the changelings in order."

Spike: "He'll never stop the changelings from singing."

Narrator: "Laughed Spike.

Goldengrape chuffed cheerfully through the countryside. Soon the changelings started singing again."

Changelings: "Chug, chug, chug! You tug and huff, but you're so rusty you can't even puff!"

Goldengrape: "Stop singing!"

Narrator: "Huffed Goldengrape."

Goldengrape: "Changelings should do as they're told!"

Narrator: "The changelings were cross. If they couldn't sing, they would teach Goldengrape a lesson instead."

Changelings: "We'll show him!"

Narrator: "They giggled."

Changelings: "He can't push us around."

Narrator: "Goldengrape struggled over bridges, and he huff and puff through tunnels.

He came over the top of a big hill."

Changelings: "You can't catch us!"

Narrator: "Laughed the changelings."

Changelings: "Wheeeeee!"

Narrator: "But there was trouble ahead. Soarin had stopped at the crossing at the bottom of the hill.

Goldengrape's driver applied the brakes, but it was too late."


Narrator: "Squashed fruit flew everywhere.

Goldengrape was upset. His spotless record was ruined."

Spike: "Peep, peep! What a mess!"

Narrator: "Puffed Spike. Hoity Toity was very annoyed."

Hoity Toity: "What happened here?"

Goldengrape: "The changelings were singing. I told them to stop, but they made me go too fast."

Spike: "Please sir, it's my fault."

Narrator: "Spike told Hoity Toity what he had done."

Hoity Toity: "Goldengrape, it's eh... fruitless for me to say more, but Spike, you must help clean up this mess."

Narrator: "Caramel arrived with the breakdown crane. He could see there was a lot of work to be done.

Everyone worked hard, and Spike took the loaded changelings away.

That evening, Goldengrape was having the squashed fruit cleaned out of his head."

Spike: "I'm sorry I played a trick on you."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Goldengrape: "Thanks for owning up to it."

Narrator: "Replied Goldengrape."

Spike: "Maybe spotless records are made to be broken."

Narrator: "Smiled Spike."

Goldengrape: "And then mended again."

Narrator: "Finished Goldengrape."

Goldengrape: "Just like friendships."

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