The Troublesome Mean Girls is a parody of the Thomas and Friends Trilogy entitled: The Troublesome Engines.


  1. Misty as Thomas (Rachael Lillis)
  2. Tea Gardner as Edward (Amy Birnbaum)
  3. Brittany Wong as Henry (Minae Noji)
  4. Lexi Bunny as Gordon (Jessica DiCicco)
  5. Mel Blake as James (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  6. Susie Feeble as Percy (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  7. Doug Funnie as Annie (Tom McHugh)
  8. Skeeter Valentine as Clarabel (Fred Newman)
  9. Miss Patricia Haruna as Sir Topham Hatt (Nadine Rabinovitch)


Mean Girls and Turntables

  • George Carlin: Brittany and Lexi were lonely when Misty left the yard to run her branch line. They missed her very much. They had more work to do and had to fetch some more coaches. The mean girls thought they were too important to fetch coaches. Mel grumbled too.
  • Brittany: We get no rest, we get no rest!
  • George Carlin: They all complained. But the coaches only laughed.
  • Coaches: You're lazy and slack, you're lazy and slack!
  • George Carlin: They answered. All together, the girls were causing Patricia Haruna a great deal of trouble. The big stations both ends on the line each have a turntable. Patricia had made them so that the mean girls can be turned round because it is dangerous for them to go fast and backwards. Nice girls like Misty don't need turntables. They can go just as well backwards as forwards. But to hear Lexi talk, she would've thought that Patricia had given her a tender just to show how important she was.
  • Lexi: You don't understand, Miss Misty. We Mean Girls have a position to keep up. It doesn't matter where you go, but we are important, and for Patricia Hauna to make us shunt Beedrill, fetch coaches and go on some of those dirty sidings it's, it's, well, it's not the proper thing.
  • George Carlin: Misty chuckled and went off with Doug and Skeeter.
  • Lexi: Disgraceful!
  • George Carlin: Lexi hissed as she ran backwards to the turntable. The turntable was in the windy place close to the sea, and she was not on it just right, she put amount of balance and made a difficult to turn. Today, Lexi was in the bad temper, and the wind was blowing fiercely. Her driver tried to make her stop in the right place but Lexi wasn't trying. The fireman tried to turn the handle, but Lexi's weight and the strong wind prevented her.
  • Driver: It's no good.
  • George Carlin: They said at last.
  • Driver: Your big tender upsets the balance. If you're a nice girl, you be all right. Now you have to pull the next train backwards.
  • Boys: Look!
  • George Carlin: Called some boys.
  • Boys: There's a new nice girl! Oh, it's only Lexi, back to front.
  • Misty: Hello!
  • George Carlin: Called Misty.
  • Misty: Playing nice girls? Sensible girl. Take my advice, scrap your tender and have a nice bunker.
  • George Carlin: Lexi said nothing. Even Mel laughed when she saw her.
  • Lexi: Take care.
  • George Carlin: Hissed Lexi.
  • Lexi: You might stick too.
  • Mel: No fear.
  • George Carlin: Chuckled Mel.
  • Mel: I'm not so fat as you. I mustn't stick.
  • George Carlin: Thought Mel. She stopped on just the right place to balance the table. It could now swing easily. Lexi arrived and time to see everything. Mel turned much too easily. The wind puffed her round like a top. She couldn't stop!
  • (Mel spins faster and faster until she slows down, and as the turntable stops, she is all green and dizzy)
  • Lexi: Well, well!
  • George Carlin: Said Lexi.
  • Lexi: Are you playing roundabouts?
  • George Carlin: Poor Mel feeling quite giddy rolled off to the shed without a word. That night, the three girls had an indignation meeting.
  • Lexi: It's shameful to treat mean girls like this. Lexi has to go backwards and people think she's a nice girl, Mel spins like a top and everyone laughs at us. And added to that, Patricia Haruna makes us all shunt in dirty sidings. Ugh! Listen.
  • George Carlin: Said Lexi. She whispered something to the others.
  • Lexi: We'll do it tomorrow. Patricia will look silly.
  • George Carlin: The girls had decided to go on strike.

Trouble In The Shed

  • George Carlin: Patricia Haruna sat in her office listening to the noise outside. The passengers were angry. The stationmaster came in.
  • Stationmaster: There's trouble in the shed, ma'am. Brittany was sulking. There's no train and the passengers are saying this is a bad railway.
  • Patricia: Indeed.
  • George Carlin: Said Patricia.
  • Patricia: We cannot allow that.
  • George Carlin: He found Lexi, Mel and Brittany looking very cross.
  • Patricia: Come along, Brittany. It's time your train was ready.
  • Lexi: Brittany's not going!
  • George Carlin: Said Lexi.
  • Lexi: We won't shunt like nice girls. That was Misty's job. We are The Mean Girls. You fetch our coaches and we will pull them. Mean Girls don't shunt.
  • Patricia: We'll see about that.
  • George Carlin: Said Patricia.
  • Patricia: No girl on my railway is too important for small jobs.
  • George Carlin: And she hurried away to find Tea.
  • Patricia: The yard has never been the same since Misty left to run her branch line.
  • George Carlin: She thought sadly. Tea was shunting.
  • Patricia: Leave those Beedrill please, Tea.
  • George Carlin: Said Patricia.
  • Patricia: I want to push coaches for me in the yard.
  • Tea: Thank you, ma'am. That will be a nice change.
  • Patricia: That's a good girl. Off you go then.
  • George Carlin: So Tea found coaches for the three girls and that day, the train's ran as usual. But next morning, Tea looked unhappy. Lexi came clanking pass hissing rudely.
  • Patricia: Bless me!
  • George Carlin: Said Patricia.
  • Patricia: What a noise!
  • Tea: They all hissed me, ma'am.
  • George Carlin: Answered Tea.
  • Tea: They say Mean Girls don't shunt and last night they said I have gray feet. I haven't have I, ma'am?
  • Patricia: No Tea, you have nice blue ones, and I'm proud of you. Mean Girls do shunt, but all the same we do need another girl here.
  • George Carlin: She went to the workshop and they showed them all sorts of girls. At last, she saw a smart little girl with black shoes.
  • Patricia: That's the one.
  • George Carlin: She thought.
  • Patricia: If I choose you, will you work hard?
  • Susie: Oh ma'am, yes ma'am.
  • Patricia: That's a good girl. I'll call you Susie.
  • Susie: Yes ma'am, thank you ma'am.
  • George Carlin: And Patricia brought Susie back to the yard.
  • Patricia: Tea.
  • George Carlin: She called.
  • Patricia: Here's Susie. Will you show her everything?
  • George Carlin: Susie soon learned what she had to do and they had a happy afternoon. Then Brittany came by hissing as usual.
  • Susie: Wheesh!
  • George Carlin: Went Susie. Brittany jumped and ran back to the shed.
  • Tea: How beautifully you wheeshed her!
  • George Carlin: Laughed Tea.
  • Tea: I can't wheesh like that.
  • Susie: Oh.
  • George Carlin: Said Susie.
  • Susie: That's nothing. You should hear them in the workshop. You have to wheesh loudly to make yourself heard.
  • George Carlin: Next morning, Misty arrived.
  • Misty: Patricia Haruna sent to me. I expect she wants help.
  • George Carlin: She said to Tea.
  • Tea: Sh, sh, here she comes.
  • George Carlin: Replied Tea.
  • Patricia: Well done, Misty, you've been quick. Listen, Brittany, Lexi and Mel are sulking they say they won't shunt like nice girls, so I have shut them up and I want you both to run a line for a while.
  • Misty: Nice girls indeed.
  • George Carlin: Snorted Misty
  • Misty: We'll show them.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: And Susie will help too.
  • Susie: Oh ma'am, yes ma'am, please ma'am.
  • George Carlin: Answered Susie. Tea and Misty worked the main line greeting each other as they pass by. Susie puffed along the branch line. Misty was anxious about Doug and Skeeter, but both driver and conductor promise to take care of them. They were fewer trains but the passengers didn't mind. They knew the three other girls were having a lesson. Lexi, Mel and Brittany were cold, lonely and miserable. They wish now they haven't been so silly.

Susie Runs Away

  • George Carlin: Brittany, Mel and Lexi were miserable. They had been shut up for several days for being naughty, and long to be let out again. At last, Patricia Haruna arrived.
  • Patricia: I hope you are sorry.
  • George Carlin: She said.
  • Patricia: And that you understand that every job on the railway is important. We have a new girl called Susie who helps pull coaches and Misty and Tea had worked the main line nicely, but I will let you now if you promise to work hard.
  • Lexi: Yes ma'am.
  • George Carlin: Said the three girls.
  • Mel: We will.
  • Patricia: That's good, but please remember that this no shunting nonsense must stop.
  • George Carlin: Patricia then told Susie, Tea and Misty that they can go and play on a branch line for a few days, and they ran off happily to find Doug and Skeeter at the junction. The two boys were very pleased to see Misty again. Tea and Susie played with the Beedrill.
  • Beedrill: Stop, stop, stop!
  • George Carlin: Screamed the Beedrill as they pushed them to their proper sidings. But the two girls laughed and went on shunting till the Beedrill were tightly arranged. Next, Tea took some empty Beedrill from the quarry. Susie was left alone. She didn't mind that a bit. She like watching trains and being cheeky to the other girls.
  • Susie: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
  • George Carlin: She would call, and they got very cross. After a great deal of shunting, Susie was waiting for the signalman to set the switch so that he can go back to the yard. Susie was being rather careless and not paying attention. Tea had warned Susie.
  • Tea: Be careful on the main line. Whistle to the signalman that you are there.
  • George Carlin: But Susie didn't remember to whistle, and so the busy signalman forgot her. Susie waited and waited. The switch were still against him so she couldn't move. Then, she looked along the main line.
  • Susie: Peep, peep!
  • George Carlin: She whistled in horror, for rushing straight towards her was Lexi with the express.
  • Lexi: Oh!
  • George Carlin: Groaned Lexi.
  • Lexi: Get out of my way!
  • (Lexi approaches Susie, who then shuts his eyes and the big engine comes to a frightening halt)
  • George Carlin: Susie opened her eyes. Lexi had stopped with Susie's buffers just a few inches from her own. But Susie had began to move.
  • Susie: I won't stay here, I'll run away!
  • George Carlin: She puffed. She ran straight through Tea's station, and was so frightened that she ran right up Lexi's hill without stopping. After that, she was tired, but she couldn't stop. She had no driver to shut off steam and applied her brakes.
  • Susie: I want to stop! I want to stop!
  • George Carlin: She puffed. The man in the signalbox saw Susie was in trouble, so she kindly set the switch. Susie puffed wearily onto a nice empty siding, ending in a big bank of earth. She was too tired now to care where she went.
  • Susie: I want to stop, I want to stop! I have stopped!
  • George Carlin: She puffed thankfully.
  • Workmen: Never mind, Susie.
  • George Carlin: Said the workmen as they dug her out.
  • Workmen: You shall have some drink and some coal and then you feel better.
  • George Carlin: Presently, Lexi arrived.
  • Lexi: Well done, Susie. You started so quickly that you stopped the nasty accident.
  • Susie: I'm sorry I was cheeky.
  • George Carlin: Said Susie.
  • Susie: You were clever to stop.
  • George Carlin: Replied Lexi. Then Lexi helped pull Susie out from the bank. The two girls are now good friends, but Susie was always most careful that she goes out on the main line.

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