The Water Buffalo Song is a song featured in the Silly Songs with Sheen segment of the 2012 episode Where's God When I'm S-Scared? It was the first Silly Song.
Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Sheen, the part of the show where Sheen comes out and sings a silly song. So without further ado, Silly Songs with Sheen.
(Sheen comes in wearing an oversized cowboy hat)
Sheen: The Water Buffalo Song!
Sheen: Everybody's got a water buffalo. Yours is fast, but mine is slow. Oh where'd you get them, I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalo-oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I took my buffalo to the store. (saloon door comes in) Got his head stuck in the door. (puts head in saloon door) Spilled some lima beans on the floor. Oh, everybody's got a...
(Woody comes in)
Woody: Stop it! Stop! Stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing!?! You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo when everyone does NOT have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my water buffalo?" "Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!
Narrator: This is been Silly Songs with Sheen. Tune in next time to hear Sheen sing:
(Sheen pops in)
Sheen: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo. Yours is pink, but mine is blue. Hers was small but...
(Woody rushes in)
Woody: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (runs over Sheen)