The Water Buffalo Song is a Silly Songs on YTV spoof to the VeggieTales song of the same name. It is covered by Mel Syzlak as Larry The Cucumber, with Lexi Bunny as Archibald Asparagus.
- Mel Syzlak as Larry The Cucumber (Stephanie Morgenstern)
- Lexi Bunny as Archibald Asparagus (Jessica DiCicco)
- (We open this music video with Ash Ketchum reading it)
- Ash Ketchum: And now, it's time for Silly Songs on YTV, the part of the show where my friends and I come out and sing a silly song. So, without further ado, Silly Songs on YTV.
- (Mel comes in, wearing Kimiko's Treasure of The Blind Swordsman outfit)
- Mel: The Water Buffalo Song!
- (She smiles and sings the song)
- Mel: (singing) Everybody's got a water buffalo Yours is fast but mine is slow Oh, where we'd get them, I don't know But everybody's got a water buffalo I took my buffalo to the store Got his head stuck in the door Spilled some Lima beans on the floor Oh, everybody's got a...
- Lexi: Stop it, stop! Stop right this instant What do you think you're doing? You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo When everybody does not have a water buffalo We're going to get nasty letters saying "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so, just stop being so silly.
- Ash: This has been Silly Songs on YTV in next time to hear Mel sing...
- Mel: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo Yours is pink but mine is blue Hers was small but then it.