Shelly Marsh: This day is going to be perfect, The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small, Everyone will gather 'round, Say I looked lovely in my gown, What they don't know is that I have fooled them all!
Wendy Testaburger: This day was going to be perfect, The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small, But instead of having cake, With all my friends to celebrate, The Wedding Bells, they may not ring for me at all.
Shelly Marsh: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake, Vows, Well I'll be lying when I say. That through any kind of weather, I'll want us to be together, The Truth is I don't care for him at all. No I do not love the brother, In my heart there is no room, But I still want him to be all mine!
Wendy Testaburger: We must escape before it's too late, Find a way to save the day, Hope, I'll be lying if I say. I don't fear that I might lose him, To one who wants to use him, Not care for, love and cherish him each day. For, I oh so love the boyfriend, All my thoughts he does consume, Oh, Stan Marsh, I'll be there very soon.
Shelly Marsh: Finally the moment has arrived, For me as the one lucky sister.
Wendy Testaburger: Oh, the wedding we won't take, He'll end up playing with a fake, Stan Marsh will be.....
Shelly Marsh: Mine!, All Mine! Hahahahahahahahaha!