Jeff Glen Bennett - Devious Diesel and Dieselmordian
Diesel: Congratulations, Vizengines!, You have destroyed all ze bats.
Thomas and Percy: Yeah!
Thomas: Hey I got an extra life.
James: Yes, Yes. Beginner's luck. I'll take my ticket to Milkweed now?
Diesel: You may short vork on my bats. But how vill you fare against the Gooper?, Behold!
[The Gooper looks like James' Face laughing Goofily]
Diesel: Ze Gooper is a clumsy dull-vitted creature, vith no magical abillites to speak of. Can you defeat zis bumbling oaf?
James: YOU HIT ME YOU DUMBLEDORKS!
Percy: Ooh, sorry! It really is uncanny. I can't tell which is which!
Thomas: Let's just destroy them both.
Diesel: Don't vorry, if you can't stop ze Gooper. He's so stupid, he always destroys himself! [Diesel Giggling]
[The Gooper laughing, then he sneezed and destroys, Thomas and Percy laughing]
Diesel: Bye-bye, Gooper!
James: Grr!, Very amusing, Diesel. Now if we're through bashing James, can we please just get on with the game?
Diesel: 194 James-Bashing Levels Later. Now, you have reached ze final level, und admittance to Milkveed is almost yours!
Thomas and Percy: THE FINAL LEVEL!
James: Yes!, Milkweed, Bring it!
Diesel: But first, you must face ze most powerful wizengine in ze universe: James, Ze Conjurer!
James: I'm -- the final level?, I'm so flattered!, I don't know what to --
Diesel: PSYCH! [Diesel Laughs], If you knew anything about vizarding, you vould be holding your sides from ze spliting! No. You vill face a vizengine of actual power: DIESELMORDIAN!
James: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
Diesel: But James, you didn't foolishly zink zat playing a video game vould get you into ze most exclusive school in ze universe, did you?
James: Yes!, that is what your ambiguous marketing led me to- wait. How did you know my name?
Diesel: Hmmm, How indeed James?, Could it be zat I not ze hologram, But rather ze real Diesel surrounded by a glowly spell? Oh, James. It seems zat you vill never learn! [Devious Diesel Laughs, Suddenly freezes and grunting] Vait!, Vhy am I not able to move ze limbs?!
James: Actually, I've learn two things, Diesel. How to pause the game and how to properly use this boot.