- Thomas as Fanboy
- Percy as Chum Chum
- James as Kyle The Conjurer
- Spencer as Sigmund The Sorcerer
- Henry as Oz
- Duke as Necronomicon
- David Hornsby - Thomas
- Nika Futterman - Percy
- Jamie Kennedy - James
- Jeff Glen Bennett - Spencer and Duke
- Josh Duhamel - Henry
- Henry: It's him!
- CGI Spencer: Wrong, Ze real Spencer is over zere.
- Henry: It's him!
- Spencer: You all been dazzled by Spencer Ze Sorcerer!
- Henry: Ok, My mind is seriously freaked.
- CGI Spencer: Zank you, zank you, you're too kind.
- Spencer: Kvit showboating!, Vait for me in ze shed. Now Spencer vill be available for ze signing uf ze DVDs and officially licensed merchan-dazzle.
- Percy: Could I get your autograph?
- Spencer: You already haff it, check ze insides uf your eyelids.
- Percy: Ooh, Whoa!, I'll never open my eyes again.
- Spencer: So James, Vhat haff you been up to since you vere kicked out uf ze Milkveed Academy for vizEngines?
- James: Oh, Where to start, Well I have many achievements.
- Spencer: You haff elves to valet mein griffin, Zat's unexpected.
- James: What sort of the successful wizEngine would I be, If I didn't use elf assistants?
- Spencer: Hmm, But I zey know how to drive schtick. Oh, James, Vhat ein great little hovel, So tell me, Vhy did you choose to live in zis skvalor?
- James: Yes, Why did I choose this shabby dump?, Oh, Because it was chosen for me by the young wizEngines fellowship grant, Which I won.
- Spencer: Really, I happen to be ze chair uf ze young vizEngines fellowship board and I don't remember selecting you.
- Spencer: Oh, baby pheasant, How unexpectedly posh. I suppose I could force it down, Ah, Ah-ha, Ah-ha!
- James: What are you doing?
- Spencer: Vhy is mein dinner not serving itself to me?, Your shed is enchanted is it not?
- James: Enchanted?
- Spencer: Ja, enchanted. Teapots zat pours zeir own tea, napkins zat jump into your lap, knives zat cut vizout you holds zem enchanted!
- James: Oh my, look at that marvelous enchanted bird. Why would anyone want to look anywhere else but there?
- Thomas: Light or dark meat, governor?
- Spencer: Dark, if you please, vith plenty uf gravy.
- Spencer: Vell, it seems you haff enchanted zings after all.
- James: Make sure you save room for dessert. I may have a don't make your own sundae bar.
- Spencer: You know James, I must say, I'm fery impressed vith you.
- James: Really?
- Spencer: You seem to haff it all: Enchanted poultry, charming vorking-class gravy bowl.
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