- Thomas as Fanboy
- Percy as Chum Chum
- James as Kyle The Conjurer
- Gordon as Mr. Hank Mufflin
- Mavis as Lupe
- David Hornsby - Thomas
- Nika Futterman - Percy
- Jamie Kennedy - James
- Jeff Glen Bennett - Gordon
- Gordon: And lastly, there was a misprint on today's cafeteria menu. "Meat Larf" should read "Meat Lard".
- Thomas and Percy: Gordon!, Gordon!, Gordon!, Gordon!
- Gordon: Yes, blue tank engine?
- Thomas: Which juice box goes best with meat larf?
- Percy: Red or white grape?
- Gordon: If they hold these two back another year, I'm putting in for early retirement. What's this?, Oh great. A new engine. Well, where is he?
- James: From beyond the veil of dispose, comes one who is versed in ways of sorcerery, traveler of the mystical relms of necromancy. Please tremble, and give it up for, James, The Conjurer! and scene.
- James: Uh, No.
- (Thomas farting on James)
- James: But I didn't pull it?
- Thomas: Magic.
- (Thomas and Percy are Laughing)
- James: Enough!, I've had it with you ninnies. It is time for me to show you what a real wizEngine can do. Huh?, What?
- Gordon: No stick waving. You'll get this back at the end of the year.
- Percy: Have you met Mavis?, Because you're sitting her lunch.
- James: Oh dear.
- (Mavis Pushed James)
- James: Ow!