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Trailer/Transcript:

  • Bertie: (singing) I'm a fishy, little fellow with a scaly short of skin, and I frolic in in the shallows when the tide is coming in.
  • Gordon: So, you want to join the Feebles?
  • Bertie: Oh, rather!
  • (Gordon devours Bertie)
  • Chorus: (singing) Meet the Feebles, Meet the Feebles...
  • Narrator: "Meet the Feebles"; the movie that began as family entertainment, but went horribly wrong.
  • Toby: Have you got a any smack?
  • Thomas: Smack?
  • (Diesel drives Gordon's limo right into one of the Horrid Lorries.)
  • (The slate cars get crushed by a rolling barrel.)
  • Narrator: The film the authorities tried to stop.
  • (Diesel is shown raping Rosie.)
  • Diesel: Oh, what beautiful, white fur you've got, my dear.
  • (Gordon throws up Bertie.)
  • Arry: Aaaugh, what the?!?
  • (Diesel eats the remains of the slate cars.)
  • (Scruffey pops out of a toilet, much to Percy's surprise.)
  • Narrator: The story that rocked the Island of Sodor.
  • (Gordon pushes James aside.)
  • Gordon: This is the family show for Christ's sake!
  • Narrator: Sex.
  • Emily: I'm hot, Gordon, but not the way you think.
  • Narrator: Drugs.
  • (Toby injects himself with a syringe.)
  • Narrator: Vehicle husbandry.
  • (Caroline comes in with a baby carriage, much to the surprise of Henry and Edward.)
  • Henry: Why did you bring it here? It's not mine! You know it's not!
  • Caroline: We'll let the court decide that, shall we?
  • Skarloey: (cries)
  • Emily: (singing) From the Garden, Garden of Love... (screams as she falls off the tracks.)
  • (Toby, Sir Handel, Rheneas, and Peter Sam are shown fighting in Vietnam.)
  • Narrator: Meet the Feebles turns the cabbage patch into the killing fields.
  • (Emily is shown exercising.)
  • Narrator: It's fun.
  • (Arry tries to hit the golf ball.)
  • Arry: (swinging his golf club) Take that, ya bastard!
  • (Thomas avoids the costume cart that's heading for him.)
  • Narrator: It's thrilling.
  • Diesel 10: (roar)
  • (Diesel drives the limo right into Bulstrode.)
  • Bulstrode: Oh, Christ, look out! Oh, no!
  • Cranky: (growls)
  • (Percy notices that he doesn't feel well.)
  • Narrator: It's contagious.
  • Duck: It's "the Big One," Percy.
  • Percy: No, it can't be! I've taken precautions!
  • (Bulgy gives Arry money for the drugs inside the golf bag.)
  • Narrator: Corruption.
  • (Gordon, Diesel, and Bulgy are making a drug deal with Bert.)
  • Gordon: Bulgy, do me a line.
  • Narrator: Lust.
  • (Emily tries to seduce Gordon.)
  • Emily: Feeling shy, are you Gordon?
  • (Thomas and Rosie fall in love, at first sight.)
  • Narrator: Light romance.
  • Narrator: From the director of "Bad Taste".
  • Percy: Yipee! (begins to vomits)
  • Audience: (shocked)
  • Gordon: (shocked)
  • James: (shocked)
  • (The Spiteful Breakvan gets crushed by Molly, who didn't see him.)
  • Diesel: Didn't you realize you were sitting on his face?
  • Molly: Well, he felt a bit uncomfortable, but I thought it was my hemorrhoids.
  • (A sick-looking Percy is praying to God.)
  • Percy: Please God, I know I've been a (coughs) bad engine... but if you make me well again, I promise... promise...
  • Narrator: Nothing is sacred.
  • (Toby is being tortured by the Troublesome Trucks in Vietnam.)
  • (Emily is going on a rampage with Gordon's shotgun, as Diesel hides in fear.)
  • Chorus: (singing) Meet the Feebles, meet the Feebles, We're not your average, ordinary people. Meet the Feebles, Meet the Feebles.
  • Narrator: "Meet the Feebles" is about to released... ...on you.
  • (A drugged-out Toby is being dragged out of the bathroom by James.)
  • Toby: Have you ever noticed the beautiful lady in this toilet? (passes out)

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